quote:Originally posted by TurquoiseGirl: Jaime, that's just too tempting. I'm currently revising a manuscript for publication.
"Figure 3 shows the fucking results of surface analaysis on the fucking samples generated by this technique. The fucking ratio between the fucking O1s and C1s peaks show that the fucking surface molar ratio of modified to unmodified COOH residues is 0.25".
Priceless, but somehow I think the editor would object!
It's not TV, it's HBO!
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quote:Originally posted by GARRETT: I object strongly to you chloe.
Ok Chloe fess up sounds like one of your students got an F...
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quote:Originally posted by GARRETT: All you other pain in the asses can go ahead and berate me for picking on poor chloe.
I berate thee. Pitilessly, unswervingly, with pride in my might, I berate thee and all that there is about thee; thy name, thy chattels, thy service, thy very soul. I berate with the excoriating force of infinite righteousness.
Um...hold on a bit, I have to leave for a while. I'll berate back.
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Me thinks this "Garret" is somehow connected - sockpuppet perhaps? - to DCMS. Observe:
yesterday DCMS kept addressing Chloe but did something odd and peculiar each time: he forgot an "r".
Today, we have "Garret," who in his profile gives the name of "daryl," and yet all the Darryls I have met spell it with two "r"s which means that this dude has....[gasp]... forgotten an "r"!
Coincidence? Methinks not!
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~~~guru pulls up driving the Chloe bandwagon..... who knew it ran on insults and got 100 WPG (words per gallon)....
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quote:Originally posted by evilbeard: Even so, Pentagon spokesman Lawrence Di Rita said the states have adequate National Guard units to handle the hurricane needs. He said about six-thousand-500 National Guard troops were available in Louisiana, about seven-thousand in Mississippi, nearly ten-thousand in Alabama and about eight-thousand-200 in Florida. When florida during Hurricane Andrew got 24,525.
So a state (LA) with 1/4 the population of Floriad had about 1/4 of the number of national guard troops. Oh the scandal....
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Well chivalry over the world wide wait is...difficult, my dear!
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quote:Originally posted by GARRETT: I don't really know what it is about chloe, but whenever I read one of her posts I get annoyed. She just seems to be a real pain in the ass.
Wow! Who among us has had someone sign up and post for the sole purpose of calling us a pain in the ass? I am so totally jealous.
quote: All you other pain in the asses can go ahead and berate me for picking on poor chloe.
See? The rest of us are relegated to the mere phrase "all you other."
And as a nitpicking aside, shouldn't the plural be "pains in the ass," rather than pain in the asses"?
quote: She just rubs me the wrong way. Not that I would want her to rub me the right way either.
OK, so who here wants Chloe to rub us the right way? The line forms behind me!
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quote:Me thinks this "Garret" is somehow connected - sockpuppet perhaps? - to DCMS. Observe:
yesterday DCMS kept addressing Chloe but did something odd and peculiar each time: he forgot an "r".
Today, we have "Garret," who in his profile gives the name of "daryl," and yet all the Darryls I have met spell it with two "r"s which means that this dude has....[gasp]... forgotten an "r"!
Coincidence? Methinks not!
Sorry Callee...try again. But thanks for throwing that unsubstantiated allegation my way.
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quote:Me thinks this "Garret" is somehow connected - sockpuppet perhaps? - to DCMS. Observe:
yesterday DCMS kept addressing Chloe but did something odd and peculiar each time: he forgot an "r".
Today, we have "Garret," who in his profile gives the name of "daryl," and yet all the Darryls I have met spell it with two "r"s which means that this dude has....[gasp]... forgotten an "r"!
Coincidence? Methinks not!
Sorry Callee...try again. But thanks for throwing that unsubstantiated allegation my way.
Calm down dcms, it was a joke. But, in the spirit of this thread, didn't you mean to say:
quote:Sorry fucking Callee...try again. But fucking thanks for throwing that shitfaced unsubstantiated allegation my fucking way.
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quote:Calm down dcms, it was a joke. But, in the spirit of this thread, didn't you mean to say:
quote: Sorry fucking Callee...try again. But fucking thanks for throwing that shitfaced unsubstantiated allegation my fucking way.
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Personally I suspect a 350 pound teamster ...
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quote:Originally posted by Pogue Mahoring Has Broken: OK, so who here wants Chloe to rub us the right way? The line forms behind me!
Dunno.
I want to rub her the right, the wrong, the left, and the counterclockwise way!
(and I bet the line behind me will be longer than the line behind thee...)
Luís "rub, rubber, rub" Henrique
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Gee, I'm an Okie, too. Why doesn't anyone want to rub me anyway???
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You have the pirate, and you *still* want others to rub you?
Selfish!
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