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A man who apparently severed his penis in an attempt to convince his wife that he was faithful to her is recovering after surgery to reattach the organ at a northern Malaysian hospital.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060530/D8HUCN300.html

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So that would make it a Gordian penis?

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Deansinger
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So how, exactly, does cutting off the alleged offending body part prove innocence?

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quote:
Originally posted by Deansinger:
So how, exactly, does cutting off the alleged offending body part prove innocence?

Maybe it went like this:

Woman: If you've been cheating I'll cut it off!
Man: No problem, I'll just do it for you!

Wait...that doesn't work...hmm...

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Or maybe:

Woman: You cheating loser! You care about sex more than you care about me!

Man: No I don't! See, I'll prove it!

Woman: (faints)

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Well, suppose your SO believed you were having an affair like this and demanded proof. What would have been a better thing to do? My father says that someone generally does not need proof, but an HIV test or hiring a detective would be a better gesture.

Anyone think of a better proof? We can't seem to think of anything right off the bat.

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Huh, I thought it was going to be religious. I had a related ball-removal story that happened here that I was going to share. Dang!

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quote:
Originally posted by Pseudo_Croat:
Well, suppose your SO believed you were having an affair like this and demanded proof. What would have been a better thing to do? My father says that someone generally does not need proof, but an HIV test or hiring a detective would be a better gesture.

Anyone think of a better proof? We can't seem to think of anything right off the bat.

- Pseudo_Croat

Hacking the little bugger off only serves to prove that it won't happen again. It doesn't prove it hasn't happened already.

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