COUNCIL BLUFFS - It's nacho typical police report.
A person who lives near South 35th Street and Avenue A called Bluffs police to say someone had driven by their house between 12:30 a.m. and 12:35 a.m. Sunday and thrown a burrito at it, according to the report.
The officer who filled out the report noted observing a burrito smashed against the house, staining the siding.
Damage to the house was listed at $20.
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Good Lord! Drive-by burritoings and $20 siding damage! What is the world coming to?
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Oops, I'm so sorry. It was my Ludicolo. Ever since I made him a free-range Pokemon, he's never looked back.
- Pseudo "south of the burrito" Croat
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God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts. Posts: 4578 | From: Sunrise, FL | Registered: Apr 2002
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Either a cranky Mr. Wilson type who calls the cops on everything and everybody, or, posssibly a lonely lady/guy who wanted to meet a police officer. Now if it was really cold and they had vinyl siding, it might have cracked it, and yes that would be a real pisser, but a burrito stain?
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