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I've been visiting for about a year...I joined snopes so I could get opinions on this...
I guess it's no weirder than other topics
So ...Anyone know about Uncle Miltie?...I've read on line that he was Hollywood's big dog, but Gary Cooper has a contingent saying it coulda been him that was the best endowed
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That is WAY more than I could ever want to know about Uncle Miltie. YUCK.
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quote:Originally posted by inkiemouse: I've heard the name, but I have no damn idea who Milton Berle is and I couldn't care less about his shlong o_O;;;;
[edit] Are you expecting any of us to know from experience?
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I had always heard that Roddy McDowell was the "most gifted" man in Hollywood.
But, since his claim to fame was playing a monkey...
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This is very odd. When I checked "view my recent posts," the board identified Bach_girl's comment, number four in this thread, as mine.
I haven't touched Milton Berle's--um, I have not addressed this topic. Until now, anyway. Wonder what's up. Uh, what's going on, that is.
Brad "double-entendre? moi?" from Georgia
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Sure Brad, whatever you say...
Miltie would have had to have been pretty sure of his manhood to have donned a dress as often as he did.
I have also heard that Don Johnson was a man who could make a lady really happy, if you know what I mean.
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quote:Originally posted by TrishDaDish: And a first name like "Peter" is definately a phallic name, if ever I heard one. [/QB]
More phallic than "Roddy"?
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From what I understand, the rumors surrounding the size of Milton's Manhood are quite well known, especially in Hollyweird.
I had heard off and on the same thing about his winky. No one can confirm or deny it.
However, I did spot one "inside joke" regarding the subject on a "Mad About You" episode. While trying to find out something out about a famous, older actor, Paul discovers that Jamie's Aunt (I think) used to date the guy. When talking to her, she blurts out, "Oh, I used to go out with all those guys!" (Meaning all the old, stand-up comedian/vaudville actors). Paul gets a strange look on his face and asks her, "Did you ever go out with Milton Berle?" She just looks at him and says, "It's true!" I laughed pretty good. My wife didn't get it.
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quote:Originally posted by shifty rob:
quote:Originally posted by TrishDaDish: And a first name like "Peter" is definately a phallic name, if ever I heard one.
More phallic than "Roddy"? [/QB]
or "Dick?"
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quote:Originally posted by Heavy B: From what I understand, the rumors surrounding the size of Milton's Manhood are quite well known, especially in Hollyweird.
I had heard off and on the same thing about his winky. No one can confirm or deny it.
I heard an interview with George Gobel (I think) repeating a story from Phil Silvers (I think) encountering Milton Berle in the rest room. As he's standing next to him, he happens to look over/down and say "You better feed that thing, otherwise it's likely to turn on you!"
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Found this anectode:
The legendary comic Milton Berle, who reportedly possessed the largest penis in Hollywood, once participated in a "size contest". Shortly before the event, he was offered a word of sage advice. The friendly tip? "Only take out enough to win!"
guru "who has googled both buffalo penis and milton berle penis today"
ETA: also found out that the average ejaculation only has 5 calories.....
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Actually, guruwan2b, if you ask a nutritionist, it has negative calories - taking more energy to digest than what it provides.
And don't be askin' how I know that...
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quote:Originally posted by Malruhn: And don't be askin' how I know that...
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Supposedly (I've never read the book), in the biography "My Father, Uncle Miltie", Berle's son addresses the topic. I seem to recall an interview with William Berle after the book came out during which he revealed that his mother was actually injured internally by Milton's size.
This page (scroll down some) has a description of an episode of Howard Stern's radio show during which William Berle called in, and they talked about this.
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I'd heard that Forrest Tucker (probably best known as Sgt. O'Rourke on F Troop) was also extremely well-endowed.
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"Milton Berle took a liking to me and gravitated to me," Saturday Night Live writer Alan Zweibel once recalled, "I think because in the early seventies, I had written all these jokes for Catskill comics. And I wrote jokes for a lot of the Friars Club roasts, where Uncle Miltie was usually the roastmaster... I learned early on that he was the guy with the big dick, one of the biggest in show business. So I started writing big dick jokes about him for these Friars roasts. "Now fast-fonvard a few years and I'm in Milton Berle's dressing room at Saturday Night Live. He's sitting on a couch behind a coffee table and he's wearing a very short kind of bathrobe, the kind that comes down to about midthigh. And somehow I just say to him, 'You know, it's so weird that I'm here talking to you, because for years I was writing jokes about your dick.' I said, 'I wrote all these jokes about your cock and now I'm talking to you - I feel like there's some violation or something here.'
He says to me: 'You mean you never saw it?' I said, 'Uh, no, I don't believe I did.' Then he said, 'Well, would you like to?' And before I had a chance to say, 'Not really' or 'Can I think about it?' or whatever, he parts his bathrobe and he just takes out this - this anaconda. He lays it on the table and I'm looking into this thing, right? I'm looking into the head of Milton Berle's dick. It was enormous. It was like a pepperoni. And he goes, 'What do you think of the boy?' And I'm looking right at it and I go, 'Oh, it's really, really nice.'
"At which point Gilda [SNL cast member Gilda Radner] opens the door to the dressing room. It's like an 'I Love Lucy' sketch, but this honestly happened! She opens the door to his dressing room just in time to see me looking into his dick saying, 'Yeah, it's really, really nice.'
"I tell Milton, 'I'll talk to you later,' closed the door, and left..."
Zweibel, Alan (1950- ) American writer [noted for his scripts for such series as "Saturday Night Live" and "It's Garry Shandling's Show" and for various films]
[Sources: Shales & Miller, Live From New York, p. 154]
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quote:Originally posted by Malruhn: Actually, guruwan2b, if you ask a nutritionist, it has negative calories - taking more energy to digest than what it provides.
So, given the popularity of fad diets, should I be on the lookout for the semen diet?
Let's not tell DH about this.
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they mention it on an episode of the Family Guy. Lois, describing her dream date, says he'll have Milton Berle's legendary genitalia...
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Errol Flynn was once described as resembling a baby's arm holding a golf ball.
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quote:Originally posted by Malruhn: Actually, guruwan2b, if you ask a nutritionist, it has negative calories - taking more energy to digest than what it provides.
I'm not sure it's the digestion that negates the calories.
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quote:Originally posted by peculiar hailstone: they mention it on an episode of the Family Guy. Lois, describing her dream date, says he'll have Milton Berle's legendary genitalia...
Darnit! You beat me to it! I tried to find the actual quote but most Family Guy pages are a bit out of date.
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