The Red and the Green Stamps
I seriously doubt that this old woman said:
"Now, Junior, when I die, I want you to wrap me in a plastic bag and stuff me in that crappy bathtub out back. Don't call anyone and tell them I have died so that you can collect my pension."
It was probably more like:
"When I die, I want to be buried in my garden. I loved it so . . . " and said a bit whistfully.
That is, if she wanted it at all. The world may never know.
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