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Pixiesnix
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Half of my brain died from reading this. And now I can't do math.

Seriously, this is only slightly worse than this delicious UL fluffernutter, which posits that a girl carved her name, her sister's name, and the date into the floor just before she was murdered, but neglected to use her gouging tool to defend herself.

And why in the world would a guy getting sex from his girlfriend up and kill her? Wouldn't that cut off his nookie supply?

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Turban Man
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Seeing as my beds are built into the walls does this make me immune?

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BelleMorte
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Whoever wrote this left out the part about why he killed her. There is usually some reason to these things.

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ChelleGame
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quote:
Originally posted by BelleMorte:
Whoever wrote this left out the part about why he killed her. There is usually some reason to these things.
He was clearly opposed to meeting her mom, and being from "Mars," couldn't expressed it verbally, but resorted to his pre-historic hardwiring. [Confused] (While I resorted to mixed metaphors/and or mixed self-help analogies.)

Either that, or the knife was a euphemism.

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