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TrishDaDish
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Originally posted by Bonnie:
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Originally posted by Bill D:
Ignorant much?

Damn straight!

I can't believe nobody said, "Git r done!"

Bonnie "Lord, I apologize" Taylor

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Trish "I read this email...it was covered in moles..." DaDish

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Johnny Slick
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Are you a New York cop, Republican or Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your fellow plainclothes policeman and two small plainclothes policeman. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist (read: person of color) with a huge wallet comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams for his life, raises the wallet, and surrenders to you. You are carrying a standard police-issue firearm, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family of plainclothes policemen. What do you do?

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New York Cop's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

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Republican's Answer:

BANG! Crap, guys. I mean, he's brown and all, but 47 times... isn't that excessive?

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Southerner's Answer:

GIT R DONE Oh wait I don't have enough money to buy me no ammo at the Wal-Mart due to the fact that we had to spend the next three years in income getting Junior's leg fixed when it got run over by a truck ah well I'll throw pinecones at him instead GIT R DONE

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