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I've seen this one before in a college humor magazine. Of course, I've seen them ripping off MAD magazine, so it's not surprising that they could rip off a lame e-mail, too.
and if you're married, why are you worried that your husband will see you naked?
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I'm closer to the woman example. I wash my hair and my beard in the shower and put conditioner on them. Otherwise, I get dandruff on my clothes. Yeah, there is such a thing as beard dandruff.
The last time I shook my weiner at my wife and made woo woo-like noises was when I was 25.
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---Vulgarity/TMI/Context space for Active Topics--- . . . . . . . If a man ever shook his weiner at me and made "woo-woo" sounds, even if that man were my husband, I would laugh so hard I'd probably give him an erectile-dysfunction-inducing complex that would haunt him for the rest of his life. I mean, really. "Woo-woo" sounds?
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Esprise Me, I believe I would have the same reaction.
quote:If there is anyone among you who did not laugh
at the truth behind this, there is something so
very wrong with you.
Apparently, there is something so very wrong with me.
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I laughed, but not at the truth of it. Speaking as a woman, I am never really that careful when I take my shower... I'M the one who throws my clothes on the floor, and really, who uses 3 cloths and 2 loofahs? One Dove soap bar is enough for me. Also, I agree with moonfall... if you're married to the man and you're still scared of him seeing any exposed parts, perhaps thats not a very happy marriage there...
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I love how the "funny" glurges often end with an implicit condemnation: "If you didn't laugh at this, there's something wrong with you." Because, if you don't share my sense of humor, you must be somehow inferior.
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As long as we're on gender stereotypes, how come the Shower Like a Man section doesn't include "masturbate?" (since we all know women don't ever do that )
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Senior, I'm shocked, I tell you shocked! And very disappointed. You have a beard? Darn. Now I'll have to revise my mental image of you.
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Um, apparently, both my boyfriend and I are androgynous.
I'm someone who can easily laugh at sexist-stereotype-humor type things, I mean, I laugh my ass off at Cosmo's articles, but this is just too off-base to be even a little bit funny.
And I believe, by the amount of us that said something about it in the girl talk threads, most women know not to even TOUCH apricot facial scrub.
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quote:Originally posted by Senior: The last time I shook my weiner at my wife and made woo woo-like noises was when I was 25.
WTF? That's still way to old to be acting that weird.
Apparently I am also androgynous and there is something very wrong with me. Because I suspect this was written by a 15-year-old boy.
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I got married when I was 25. The first year we were married we made love or screwed every day. I'm sure that at some point I waved my weiner at her and probably made some sort of appropriate noise to accompany the wave.
Signora Del Drago, I retired from the Navy on September 30, 1992. That was also the date that I last shaved. Having a heavy, thick beard* and sensitive skin combination, I hate to shave. I keep it trimmed and fairly short (ZZ Top's Dusty Hill and Billy Gibbons are not my models for beards).
*Why can't the hair on top of my head match my beard hair?
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quote:Originally posted by Senior: The last time I shook my weiner at my wife and made woo woo-like noises was when I was 25.
WTF? That's still way to old to be acting that weird.
Apparently I am also androgynous and there is something very wrong with me. Because I suspect this was written by a 15-year-old boy.
Mine's 22 (well, he'll be 22 April 5th) and he is the definition of weird. Maybe not "weiner shaking woo woo noise making" frat-boy-type-weird, but definatly weird enough to make ya worry.
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Apparently there is something wrong with me, and also I am not womanly because I enjoy flashing my husband.
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Am I the only one who didn't take this literally and found it at least kind of funny?
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All the stereotypical stuff put on the list could only make you laugh.
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I found the email amusing. Realistic, no, but it was amusing.
Um, I'm 31 and I still shake my weiner at my wife. What's wrong with that?
Of course, I make the definition of weird look strangely at me. It stares on occasion. Several time it has got fed up with me and just went home. I don't know what that's about.
Oh, and I like saying loofah. loo - fah loo - fah
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Cervus~~It's only weird if the persons involved think it's weird. It's only too old to be acting like that if they think they're too old to be acting like that. I'm 65, and I'd tell you something my husband and I still do, but I have an image to maintain. You've posted some things that I thought were not just weird, but really weird, but I figure "to each his own" and would never have said that except to illustrate my point.
Senior~~I was picturing you as an older Brian Boitano. Now it will have to be as an older Brian Boitano with a beard. His forehead is getting larger as he ages, so that part of it won't be a problem. Or, maybe I could start seeing you as Scott Hamilton with a beard(?). No way would I ever have imagined you with anything other than a fairly short and well-groomed beard!
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Hmmm I can only assume the masturbation part was covered in this:
-Spend majority of time washing privates and
surrounding area.-
The author wasn't too shy to talk about making woo-woo sounds while shaking your "weiner" but couldn't bring himself to say masturbate?
Or else its the "married people don't do that" mentality.
Spamamander, keeper of the AA batteries
Edited to add: great Signora, now I will never be able to read one of Senior's posts without the song "What Would Brian Boitano Do" going through my head,
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Both my wife and I flash each other on the way to the shower. I guess according to the OP That makes us both male. We also both leave our cloths on the floor of the bedroom next to the hamper. hmmmmmmmmm, is there something my wife has not told me. Seriously though, I did find it amuzing but not in the sence that it had any truth but in the idea that there are people who might actually think that way. As far as making woo woo sounds, it is only wierd if someone thinks it is. Now waveing your wiener at the dog and makeing woo woo sounds, now that's weird.
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Mine's 26.
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Since we're talking about what is weird, I think it's weird to call a penis a weiner. I'm not sure it's weird, but I think it's silly to make "woo woo" sounds while shaking one's whatever-you-want-to-call-the-penis at anyone, wife or not. Oh, my goodness! The image of that has me laughing so hard my stomach hurts. However, it's like I told Cervus, it is only weird if the persons involved think it's weird, so have fun, kiddies! I'm still trying to get up enough nerve to tell you something silly/weird my husband and I do. By the way, it's just as silly in one way. Why do people call a penis a peter?
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Signora- Whatever the silly thing you still do is, I think it's charming! I hope Mr S and I are still doing silly, immature things together and giggling when we're 65.
-Star"woo-woo"la
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Great. Now I have the song "My ding-a-ling" stuck in my head.
guru "ain't nobody gonna knock you" wan2b
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Brian Boitano? Scott Hamilton? Thank you very much. My ego thanks you too. Unfortunately, Cosmo Fishhawk from Jeff MacNelly's cartoon strip, Shoe, is a closer match. Like the Perfesser, my suitcoat size is 54 Dumpy.
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quote:Originally posted by Senior: *Why can't the hair on top of my head match my beard hair?
You've been hanging out with my brother, haven't you? he once told us he was growing a beard because then no one would notice his bald spot. This is the same brain surgeon who told us as a teen that he put a blanket around his boombox, so it wouldn't get cold in his car at night and that if you let dead batteries "rest", they'll magically recharge.
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quote:Originally posted by Blue Fuzzy Thing: I found the email amusing. Realistic, no, but it was amusing.
Um, I'm 31 and I still shake my weiner at my wife. What's wrong with that?
Of course, I make the definition of weird look strangely at me. It stares on occasion. Several time it has got fed up with me and just went home. I don't know what that's about.
Are you sure you aren't channelling my SO? Cause that sounds just like him. He does the "weiner shake" thing, too, and I find it amusing. Does that make me a 15 year old boy?
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Ah gee, Senior. You've just ruined the last of my illusions about this board. Not really, but seriously, surely a retired US Navy man/accountant isn't as disheveled and as disorganized as that!
Thanks, Starla. It could be because he was a long-haul truck driver until he retired a little over a year ago. We were only together about 1/4 of the time, so 4 years = 1 year in our case.
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Yes, Bill Dear, I do. I said "not really" about the last of my illusions. By the way, I have a grandchild older than you are. Ha Ha. I bet you thought I was going to say "socks."
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quote:Originally posted by Signora Del Drago, Lover of Puns: Ah gee, Senior. You've just ruined the last of my illusions about this board. Not really, but seriously, surely a retired US Navy man/accountant isn't as disheveled and as disorganized as that!
I'm not disorganized at all. Just kinda rotund...yeah, that's the right word, rotund. Oh yes, and short, as in 5'6".
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