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snopes
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http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html
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Nolly
Fin City


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TAHTS CUTE1!1111!! OMG WTF LOL [Razz]

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W3 TEH PEOPLA OF TEH UNIETD STAETS IN ORD3R 2 FORM A MORE PARFECT UNION ESTABLISH JUSTIEC INSURA DOMESTIC TRANQUILITY PROVIED FOR DA COMON DAFANS3 PROMOT3 DA GEN3RAL W3LFAER AND SECUR3 TEH BLESNGS OF LIEBRTY 2 OURS3LVES AND OUR POST3RITY DO ORDANE AND ASTABLISH THIS CONSTITUTION FOR TEH UNIETD STAETS OF M3RICA
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DemonWolf
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A BATH3R WHOSA CLOTHNG WAS STR3WAD

BY WINDS TAHT LEFT H3R QUIET NUDE

SAW A MAN COMA ALONG

AND UNLES W3 R U AXPECT3D THIS LIEN 2 B L3WD

1!!!!!!1 OMG


all we need now is an AOLer to English translator so that we can read half of the letters in "we've got mail".

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*blinkblink*

*collapses*

*twitch* make it stop! make it stop! *curls into fetal position*

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ali_marea
The "Was on Sale" Song


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ONCE UPON A MIDNIGHT DR3ARY WHIEL I PONDERED W3AK AND WEARY
OV3R MANY A QUANET AND CURIOUS VOLUM3 OF FORGOT3N LORA
WHIEL I NOD3D N3ARLY NAPNG SUD3NLY THEIR CME A TAPNG
AS OF SOM3ON3 GENTLY RAPNG RAPNG AT MAH CHMBR DOR
11!! WTF TIS SOM3 VISI2R I MUT3RED TAPNG AT MAH CHMBR DOR
ONLY THIS AND NOTHNG MORE!111 OMG WTF LOL

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pinqy
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They were doing what to the chamber door? I have a disturbing visual.

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Joe Bentley
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IN TEH DES3RT
I SAW A CREATURE NAEKD BSTIAL
WHO SQUATNG UPON TEH GROUND
HELD HIS H3ART IN HIS HANDS
AND AET OF IT
I!1!!1 SADE IS IT GOD FREIND
IT??!??! OMG LOL IS BITER - BITER H3 ANSW3RED
BUT I LIEK B/C IT IS BITER
AND B/C IT IS MAH H3ART

11!1!1 OMG

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Tootsie Plunkette
Buy a Torch, Jeanette, Isabella


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2 B OR NOT 2 B TAHT IS TEH QUESTION
WHATH3R TIS NOBL3R IN DA MIND 2 TEH SLNGS AND AROWS OF OUTRAEGOUS FORTUN3
OR 2 TAEK ARMS AGANEST A SAA OF TROUBLES
AND BY OPOSNG AND THEM!1!11! WTF 2 DEI 2 SLEP111111! OMG WTF

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Jaime Vargas Sanchez
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One suitable for Shakespear buffs and knowledgeable Beatles fans as well [Big Grin] .

OSWALD
SLAEV THOU HAST SLANE ME VILANE TAEK MAH PURSA
IF EVER THOU WILT THRIEV BURY MAH BODY
AND GIEV DA LETARS TAHT THOU FINDST ABOUT ME
2 3DMUND AARL OF GLOUCEST3R SEK HIM OUT
UPON DA ENGLISH PARTY O UNTIEMLY DAATH
DEIS
ADGAR
I11!11!1 OMG LOL KNOW THE W3L A SERVIECABL3 VILANE
AS DUTAOUS 2 DA VIECS OF THY MISTRES
AS BADN3S WUD DASIER
GLOUC3STER
WEL111111 OMG IS HE DEAD
3DGAR
SIT?!!?!!??! OMG LOL U DOWN FATHAR R3ST U11!111 OMG WTF LOL

Jaime

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mgbdriver
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IM DA WALRUS!!1!111 WTF LOL GO GO GA JOB!!11!!

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Rufus T. Firestarter
The Red and the Green Stamps


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APRIL IS DA CRU3L3ST MONTH BREDNG
LILACS OUT OF TEH D3AD LAND MIXNG
MAMORY AND D3SIER STIRNG
DUL ROTS WIT SPRNG RANE!!!!1!!1 OMG LOL
WINTER K3PT US WARM COVARNG
AARTH IN FORG3TFUL SNOW FEDNG
A LITL3 LIEF WIT DREID TUBRS
SUM3R!!1!!!11 SURPRIESD US COMNG OVER DA WIT A SHOWAR OF RANE WE S2P3D IN TEH COLONAED
AND WANT ON IN SUNLIGHT IN2 TEH HOFGARTAN
AND DRANK COFE AND TOK3D FOR AN HOUR
BIN!111! OMG WTF GAR KAIEN RUSIN STMM AUS LITAEUN ECHT DEUTSCH
AND1!1111 OMG WTF LOL WHEN WE WERE CHILDREN STAYNG AT DA MAH COUSINS HA 2K ME OUT ON A SLAD
AND I WAS FRIGHTENED1!111!! HE SADE MAREI
MAREI HOLD ON TIGHT11111 AND DOWN W3 WENT
IN!1!!11! DA MOUNTANES THEIR U FEL FRE
I!111 OMG WTF LOL R3AD MUCH OF TEH NIGHT AND GO SOUTH IN DA WINT3R
1!!!1!11

Although what we really need is a way to translate this back to English.

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Originally posted by The headless mgbdriver:
IM DA WALRUS!!1!111 WTF LOL GO GO GA JOB!!11!!

I love when people get my references [Big Grin] .

Jaime

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Four Kitties
Layaway in a Manger


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4 SCORE AND S3VEN YEARS AGO OUR FOREFATHARS BROUGHT FORTH ON THIS CONTIENNT A NU NATION CONCEIEVD IN LIEBRTY AND DADICAETD 2 TEH PROPOSITION TAHT AL M3N R CR3AETD 3QUAL!!!!!1 OMG

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The "Was on Sale" Song


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AND U KNOW SOMATHNG???!??!!? U KNOW SOM3THNG????!!?? OMG

NOT ONLY R W3 GONG 2 NU HMPSHIER .1!!1111!11!11!!1!11! WTF LOL WERE GONG 2 SOUTH CAROLINA AND OKLAHOMA AND ARIZONA AND NORTH DAKOTA AND NU M3XICO AND W3R3 GONG 2 CALIFORNIA AND TEXAS AND NU YORK1!!1111 WTF LOL AND WARE GONG 2 SOUTH DAKOTA AND OREGON AND WASHNG2N AND MICHIGAN1!1! OMG WTF LOL AND THEN WER3 GONG 2 WASHNG2N DC11!! OMG LOL 2 TAEK BAK TEH WHIET HOUS31111 WTF LOL Y3AH!1!1111 LOL

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WE FEW W3 HAPY FAW W3 BAND OF BROTH3RS
FOR H3 2-DAY TAHT SHEDS HIS BLOD WIT MA
SHAL B MAH BROTHER B HE N3AR SO VIEL
THIS DAY SHAL GENTLE HIS CONDITION
AND G3NTL3MEN IN 3NGLAND NOW A-BD
SHAL THINK THEMSELVES ACURSAD TH3Y WARA NOT HARE
AND HOLD THERE MANHODS CH3AP WHIELS ANY SP3AKS
TAHT FOUGHT WIT US UPON SANET CRISPINS DAY
1111! OMG WTF LOL

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LtColCarter
Raiders of the Lost Shark


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2MOROW AND 2MOROW AND 2MOROW
CREPS IN ITS PETY PAEC FROM DAY 2 DAY
AND AL OUR YEST3RDAYS HAEV LIGHTAD TEH WAY 2 DUSTY DAATH
OUT OUT BREIF CANDLA
LIEFS11111! OMG LOL BUT A WOKNG SHADOW
A POR PLAEYR TAHT STRUTS AND FR3TS HIS HOUR UPON DA STAEG
AND TH3N IS H3ARD NO MORE
IT IS A TAEL 2LD BY A IDIOT
FUL OF SOUND AND FURY
SIGNIFYNG NOTHNG

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Tootsie Plunkette
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TAEK ME OUT 2 TEH BAL GME
TAEK ME OUT WIT DA CROWD
BUY11!1!1 OMG WTF LOL M3 SOM3 P3ANUTS AND CRAK3R JAK
I DONT R IF I NEVAR GET BAK
LAT M3 ROT ROT ROT FOR TEH HOMA TEM
IF THEY DONT WIN ITS A SHM3
FOR1!111 OMG WTF LOL ITS ONE TWO THRE STRIEKS UR OUT
AT DA OLD BAL GM3
!!!! OMG LOL

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Horse Chestnut
Happy Holly Days


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Is it really quicker to type a "3" instead of an "e"?

Horse "WTF D3W I NO?????////" Chestnut

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Noemi
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TWAS BRILIG AND DA SLITHY 2VES
DID GYRE AND GIMBLE IN DA WAEB
AL MIMSY WAR3 DA BOROGROVAS
AND DA MOM3 RATHS OUTGRAEB

Noemi "OK so maybe I should have picked something that wan't already hard to understand"

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Jaime Vargas Sanchez
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quote:
Originally posted by Headless Horse Chestnut:
Is it really quicker to type a "3" instead of an "e"?

Horse "WTF D3W I NO?????////" Chestnut

No, but it's like, you know, |33t! LAMER! U R THE SUXXXXXOR!!!!!!!11111!!!1

Jaime

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snopes
Return! Return! Return!


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HAPY BIRTHDAY 2 U BIRTHDAY 2 U BIRTHDAY DAAR LOSER
HAPY BIRTHDAY 2 U

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Jusenkyo no Pikachu
We Three Blings


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BN3ATH OUR RADIANT SOUTH3RN CROS
W3 2IL WIT HEARTS AND HANDS
2 MAEK THIS COMONWAALTH OF OURS
RANOWNAD OF AL TEH LANDS
FOR THOSA WHOVE COMA ACROS DA SEAS
WEV3 BOUNDL3S PLANES 2 WIT COURAEG LET US AL COMBIEN
2 ADVANC3 AUSTRALIA WIT JOYFUL STRANES TH3N LET US SNG
ADVANC3 AUSTRALIA FARE

Pi "PROUD 2 B AN AUSEI" ka

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mgbdriver
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W8R W8R AVERYWHER3
AND SO DA BOARDS DID SHRINK
W8R W8R EVERYWHERE
BUT NOT A DROP 2 DRINK

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Beware the Toe Tickler
Deck the Malls


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IT SEMS 2DAY
TAHT AL U SE
IS VIOL3NCE IN MOVEIS
AND S3X ON TV
BUT WHERE R THOSE GOD OLD-FASHIONAD VALUAS
ON WHICH WE USED 2 RALY

LUKY???!!??! OMG WTF LOL THEIR A FMILY GUY
LUKY THEYRE A MAN WHO
POSITIEVLY CAN DO
AL DA THNGS TAHT MAEK US
LAUGH AND CRY
HES A FMILY GUY11!11!!! OMG LOL

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Cosmo
I Saw Three Shipments


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CONGRATULATIONS U HAEV DISCOVERED TEH SACRAT PLZ S3ND UR ANSWAR 2 OLD PINK R OF TEH FUNY FARM

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Kathy B
Angels Wii Have Heard on High


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M3AT LOAF

2 POUNDS GROUND BAF
2 3GS
1 1/2 CUPS BR3AD CRUMBS
3/4 CUP KETCHUP
1/2 CUP WARM W8R
1 PAKAEG ONION SOUP MIX
2 STRIPS BACON
1 CAN (10 OUNC3) 2MA2 SAUC3
MIX DA GROUND B3F AGS BREAD CRUMBS KATCHUP W8R AND SOUP MIX THOROUGHLY!1!!!! WTF LOL PLAEC IN2 M3AT LOAF PAN AND COVAR WIT BACON!!!1 OMG LOL POUR TEH 2MA2 SAUCE OVER TEH 2P111! OMG LOL BAEK AT 375 DAGRES F!1!!!!!! FOR 1 HOUR
THIS1!1! MEAT LOAF RECIEP WIL S3RVE 4 2 6!1!!!1 WTF LOL
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Yuk, I hate M3AT LOAF made with BAF

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The Red and the Green Stamps


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WORLDS GROW OLD AND SUNS GROW COLD
AND DAATH W3 NEV3R CAN DOUBT
TIEMS!1!111! OMG COLD WIND WALENG DOWN TEH PAST
R3MINDS US TAHT AL FL3SH IS GRAS
AND HIS2RYS LMPS BLOW OUT
BUT!1!1111 LOL DA 3AGLE HAS LAND3D TAL UR CHILDREN WH3N
TIEM WONT DRIEV US DOWN 2 DUST AGANE
-LESLEI!1111 OMG WTF LOL FISH

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DURNG MAH SEARCH FOR A GOD-FAARNG AND HONEST BUSIENS PARTN3R I STUMBL3D ON2 UR PROFIEL HENC3 IM CONTACTNG U FOR AN URGANT BUSIENS PROPOSAL PLZ MAH APOLOGEIS FOR R3ACHNG U THROUGH THIS MEDIUM)1!!!11 WTF TEH PURPOSE OF THIS L3TER 2 U IS 2 SIMPLY ASK UR HAND IN PARTNERSHIP 2WARDS TEH TRANSFAR OF FUNDS 2 TEH TUNA OF US$3650M 3QUIVAELNT (THIRTY-SIX MILION FIEV HUNDRAD THOUSAND UNIETD STAETS DOLARS) IN2 A FORAIGN ACOUNT TAHT U WIL
PROVIED
1!111!1 OMG LOL

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The Red and the Green Stamps


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PLZ LOK AT PICTURE THAN FORWARD
IM ASKNG U AL BGNG U 2 PLZ FORWARD THIS 3MALE ON 2 ANYON3 AND EVERYONE U KNOW PLZ1!!!1!1 MAH 9 YEAR OLD GIRL P3NY BROWN IS MISNG!1!11 OMG SHE HAS B3N MISNG FOR NOW TWO WEKS!1!!!1 IT IS STIL NOT 2 LAET PLZ H3LP US11!!11! OMG WTF

IF ANYONE ANYWHERE KNOWS ANYTHNG SES ANYTHNG PLZ CONTACT M3 AT ZICOZICOZICO@HOTMALECOM111!!1 OMG WTF

IM INCLUDNG A PICTUR3 OF H3R11!1 OMG WTF AL PRAEYRS R APR3CIAETD!1!1!!!11!!! WTF LOL

IT ONLY TAEKS 2 S3CONDS 2 FORWARD THIS ON IF IT WAS UR CHILD U WUD WANT AL DA HELP U CUD G3T1!!!11 OMG LOL PLZ!!11!!1! WTF LOL THANK U FOR UR KINDNES HOP3FULY U CAN HELP US1!11! OMG WTF LOL

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We Three Blings


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O I WISH I W3RE AN OSCAR MAEYR WEINER!!1111 OMG WTF LOL O TAHT IS TRULY WUT ID LIEK 2 B!11!111 OMG WTF LOL B/C IF I W3RE AN OSCAR MAEYR WEINAR EVERYONE WUD B IN LOVE WIT M3!1111 OMG WTF LOL

Apparently 12-year olds think everything is funny, or at least the Oscar Mayer song.

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Minstrel gone caroling
Let There Be PCs on Earth


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PSALM !OO
MAEK A JOYFUL NOIES UN2 DA LORD AL YA LANDS
S3RVA1!!! WTF LOL TEH LORD WIT GLADN3S
COME BFOR3 HIS PRAS3NCE WIT SNGNG
KNOW11!! LOL YE TAHT TEH LORD H3 IS GOD
IT IS H3 TAHT HATH MAED US AND NOT WE OURS3LVES
WE R HIS P3OPLE AND TEH SHEP OF HIS PASTURE
ENT3R!!!! WTF LOL IN2 HIS GAETS WIT THX
AND IN2 HIS COURTS WIT PRASEE
B THANKFUL UN2 HIM AND BL3S HIS NM3
FOR11!! OMG LOL DA LORD IS GOD HIS MARCY IS 3V3RLASTNG
AND HIS TRUTH ENDURATH 2 AL GAN3RATIONS
!1111 WTF LOL


Yes, it's such a comfort in distress to know that DA LORD IS GOD and HIS MARCY IS 3V3RLASTNG. [Confused]

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BringTheNoise
Xboxing Day


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DO U HAEV DA TIEM
2 LISTEN 2 ME WHIEN
ABOUT NOTHNG AND EVERYTHNG AL AT ONC3
IM ON3 OF THOSA
MALODRMATIC FOLS
NEUROTIC 2 DA BON3 NO DOUBT ABOUT IT

SOM3TIEMS I GIEV MYS3LF TEH CREPS
SOMETIEMS MAH MIND PLAYS TRIKS ON ME
IT AL KEPS ADNG UP
I THINK IMM CRAKNG UP
M I JUST PARANOIM I JUST S2N3D

I WENT 2 A SHRINK
2 ANALYZ3 MAH DREMS
SHE SAYS ITS LAK OF SAX
TAHTS BRNGNG M3 DOWN
I WENT 2 A WHORE
H3 SADE MAH LIEFS A BOR3
SO QUIT MAH WHINNG CAUSA
ITS BRNGNG HER DOWN

SOMATIEMS I GIEV MYS3LF DA CREPS
SOM3TIEMS MAH MIND PLAYS TRIKS ON ME
IT AL KEPS ADNG UP
I THINK IMM CRAKNG UP
M I JUST PARANOIM I JUST S2N3D

GRASPNG 2 CONTROL
SO I BTER HOLD ON

SOMATIEMS I GIEV MYS3LF DA CREPS
SOMATIEMS MAH MIND PLAYS TRIKS ON MA
IT AL KEPS ADNG UP
I THINK IMM CRAKNG UP
M I JUST PARANOIM I JUST S2NAD

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LolaRennt
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ON3 MORNNG GRAGOR SMSA WOKE UP AND FOUND TAHT HA WAS A DISGUSTNG COKROACH!!!1!! OMG LOL

It even translated Kafka...wow...

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MAEK DA PEI HIGHAR
BY G3ORG3 W11!! WTF BUSH

I THINK W3 AL AGRE DA PAST IS OVER!1!1 WTF LOL
THIS IS STIL A DANGAROUS WORLD!111!1 WTF LOL
ITS A WORLD OF MADM3N AND UNCERTANETY
AND POTENTIAL MENTAL LOSES!!!! OMG

RAERLY IS TEH QU3STION ASKED
IS OUR CHILDREN L3ARNNG???!?!??! WTF LOL
WIL TEH HIGHWAYS OF DA INT3RN3T BCOM3 MOR3 F3W???!??!?? LOL
HOW MANY HANDS HAEV I SHAEKD?!?!!?? OMG WTF

TH3Y MISUNDERESTIMAET M31!!!11! WTF
IM A PITBUL ON DA PANTLAG OF OPORTUNITY1!11 LOL
I KNOW TAHT TEH HUMAN BNG AND TEH FISH CAN COEXIST!!!! OMG LOL
FMILEIS IS WHARE OUR NATION FINDS HOPA WHER3 OUR WNGS TAEK DREM11!1! OMG WTF

PUT FOD ON UR FMILY!1!111!! LOL
KNOK DOWN DA 2LBOTH1!1!1 LOL
VULCANIEZ SOCEITY1!11
MAEK TEH PEI HIGH3R!111!! MAEK TEH PEI HIGHER!!111!1 OMG WTF LOL

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