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LyndaD
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Lately, Miss Bud, the iguana, has wanted to come out of the bathroom and hang out with us. Sometimes she sits on the back of the couch and looks out the window. The other day she rode around piggyback while I made and ate lunch. Tonight she's explored the couch and loveseat, disturbed the cat and contemplated climbing the Christmas tree. Now, she's sitting on my shoulder looking over my right ear.
I wear a heavy sweatshirt and jeans when I have her out, so I become a big climby thing for her. The kids get a kick out of Miss Bud climbing all over mom while she tries to type. [Smile]

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landmammal
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My old roommate had an iguana. They're so cool-looking.

He was free-range, and one night when I passed out on the couch (and I mean passed out- this was back when I was a hard drinking youngun'), he started crawling on my head. It took me a minute to figure out what was going on, and by then he'd started working his way down my face. I got an eyeball full of iguana claw and I started shouting and trying to lift him off my face. Of course, this only made him dig in harder. Not the best way to wake up when you have a hangover. I still have a little scar on my eyelid.

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Esprise Me
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Landmammal, you owe me a new keyboard for putting that visual in my head. I will never again complain about my morning-after wakeup call!

Esprise "please don't hold me to that" Me

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Troberg
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Landmammal: It could be worse. At least there really was a lizard there.

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Lydia Oh Lydia
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My iguana loved sitting on my head. Not my shoulder, my head. This was very cute when he was a baby and later became impossible. When he was older, he settled for resting on my forearm.

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LyndaD
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Tonight Miss Bud explored the kitchen floor, ate her dinner, then sprawled out on the back of the loveseat where she could see herself in the mirror. She started falling asleep, so I took her back to the bathroom (her room) and put her on her shelf. She barely opened her eyes. //syrupy sighs//

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