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A teenager arrested for shoplifting had filled her pockets with so many items that her weighted-down pants dropped to her ankles as she tried to run out of the store.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20061209/D8LT1EHO2.html

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NancyFancyPants
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What a good chuckle. I saw something like this in my local store once. A guy ran past me in the express line, only to be tackled by the store manager and the security guard. When he landed, a bunch of meat fell out of his coat. We customers just could not stop laughing.

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One of my guys clothes-lined a guy running out of a Wal*Mart here in Jax a couple years ago. He said the guy looked like an "Oompa-loompa". As the runner flew into the air, his jacket opened, and he fell with a huge explosion of vitamins...

He had what my guy said was better than 50 bottles of vitamins in his jacket.

Security grabbed the guy and the whole place erupted in applause and laughter.

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I hope someone was filming that. I would have been good for quite a few laughs. Then again just visulizing it in my head may be more funny.

[Big Grin]

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Izzy Quigley
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quote:
Originally posted by NancyFancyPants:
What a good chuckle. I saw something like this in my local store once. A guy ran past me in the express line, only to be tackled by the store manager and the security guard. When he landed, a bunch of meat fell out of his coat. We customers just could not stop laughing.

Did the guy yell, "Who threw that ham at me!?"

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"Which one of you bastards put that there!! I'm being framed, I tells ya!!" [lol]

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