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snapdragonfly
Happy Xmas (Warranty Is Over)


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More cheer for everyone.


1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets
and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses And Trucks and Trees
and.......

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting On an
Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm
gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh Look at The
froggy, can I have a chocolate, why is France so far Away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Be lls, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, ! Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells

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"Wolves, dragons and vampires, man. Draw the nut-bars like big ol' nut-bar magnets." ~evilrabbit

(snurched because one of my nutbar family members is all about wolves and another one is all about dragons...)(with apologies to surfcitydogdad)

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Michael Cole
Deck the Malls


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Slightly cruel but very funny

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Q. What's the difference between a Computer saleman and a Used Car Salesman?
A. The Used Car Salesman knows when he is lying.

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snapdragonfly
Happy Xmas (Warranty Is Over)


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Yes, it's tasteless, but since I probably have half of those I figure I can laugh about it. heh.

edited - oh no, I sure hope nobody is offended - I really do have some of these things in my family and it didn't offend me, I hope nobody else.

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"Wolves, dragons and vampires, man. Draw the nut-bars like big ol' nut-bar magnets." ~evilrabbit

(snurched because one of my nutbar family members is all about wolves and another one is all about dragons...)(with apologies to surfcitydogdad)

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Morrigan
Happy Holly Days


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I laughed!

Morrigan

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"The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep, And miles to go before I sleep." Robert Frost, Stopping by the Woods on a Snowy Evening

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Troberg
Angels Wii Have Heard on High


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And for the compulsive religious:

We wish you a Hare Krishna
We wish you a Hare Krishna
We wish you a Hare Krishna,
and a Sun Myung Moon
Scientology for you and your kin
We wish you a Hare Krishna,
and a Sun Myung Moon

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/Troberg

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KingDavid8
Markdown, the Herald Angels Sing


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11. People who suffer from drug-induced hallucinations - "Angels We Have Heard While High"

David

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happyholidaysfrog
Jingle Bell Hock


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SDF, I thought that was a hoot, and like you between my family and myself, we have most of the conditions.

But then my family feels you have to be able to laugh at yourself sometimes or you really would go crazy.

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~All we see or seem is but a dream within a dream~
E.A.Poe

Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.
~James Dean~

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Midgard_Dragon
Markdown, the Herald Angels Sing


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For the disturbed rock-star in all of us:

I Am Santa Claus

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snapdragonfly
Happy Xmas (Warranty Is Over)


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Midgard, I loves me some Bob Rivers. Deliciously twisted.

thanks HF and Morrigan for the reassurance!

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"Wolves, dragons and vampires, man. Draw the nut-bars like big ol' nut-bar magnets." ~evilrabbit

(snurched because one of my nutbar family members is all about wolves and another one is all about dragons...)(with apologies to surfcitydogdad)

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Crackrzz
Let There Be PCs on Earth


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Reminded me to look for the Twelve Pains of Christmas, also by Bob Rivers. Always one of my audio favorites. All I can find on YouTube for a video is a bunch of AMVs, a Lego and a flash video.

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Stand up, slip on the bathtub floor, fling a hand up to balance yourself, and happen to have your mouth open on the downswing. Voila, a new hole in your face.

-Tabby, on how she cut her lip while shaving her legs.

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snapdragonfly
Happy Xmas (Warranty Is Over)


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Crackrzz, consider yourself reminded - I love that one too.

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"Wolves, dragons and vampires, man. Draw the nut-bars like big ol' nut-bar magnets." ~evilrabbit

(snurched because one of my nutbar family members is all about wolves and another one is all about dragons...)(with apologies to surfcitydogdad)

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Crackrzz
Let There Be PCs on Earth


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[Smile] Actually, I meant that the mention of Bob Rivers reminded me that I loved that song.

The best of the lot, the AMV and the Lego vids. [Smile]

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Stand up, slip on the bathtub floor, fling a hand up to balance yourself, and happen to have your mouth open on the downswing. Voila, a new hole in your face.

-Tabby, on how she cut her lip while shaving her legs.

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Freshman
We Three Blings


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that I am santa claus video is eerie. ehhehe

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Gabi
I'm Dreaming of a White Sale


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a few more;

12) Agoraphobia---I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My
House

13) Senile Dementia---Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in
My Slippers and Robe

14) Oppositional Defiant Disorder---I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I
Burned Down the House

15) Social Anxiety Disorder---Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While
I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

16) Attention Deficit Disorder--We Wish You......Hey Look!! It's Snowing!!!

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"she chose the next moment to demonstrate her talent, very rare, for projectile vomiting while spinning" Bill Richardson about his new white bedspread

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