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Mine is Blaze Leather Tush. My thanks to a friend of mine who sent this to me)
> > > > See what your stripper name will be, and share it > > with your friends: > > We all need a little stress-reliever! This only > > takes a minute. > > > > Please don't be a prude and ruin it. Send it on to > > everyone you know,even me > > > > Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, > > you need some > > silliness to break up the day. And, if we are > > honest, we have a lot more > > stressful days than not. > > > > Here is your dose of humor... > > > > A. Follow the instructions to find your new name. > > > > B. Once you have your new name, put it in the > > subject box and > > forward it to friends and family and co-workers. > > Don't forget to forward > > it back to the person who sent it to you, so they > > know you participated. > > > > 1. Use the third letter of your first name to > > determine your new first name: > > > > a = Fantasia > > b = Chesty > > c = Starr > > d = Diamond > > e = Montana > > f = Angel > > g = Sugar > > h = Mimi > > i = Lola > > j =Kitty > > k = Roxie > > l = Dallas > > m = Princess > > n = Heidi > > o = Bambi > > p = Bunny > > q = Brandy > > r = Sugar > > s = Candy > > t = Raquelle > > u = Sapphire > > v = Cinnamon > > w = Blaze > > x = Trixie > > y = Isis > > z = Jade > > > > 2. Use the second letter of your last name to det! > > ermine the first half of > > your new last name: > > > > a = Leather > > b = Dream > > c = Sunny > > d = Deep > > e = Heaven > > f = Tight > > g = Shimmer > > h = Velvet > > i = Lusty > > j = Harley > > k = Passion > > l = Dazzle > > m = Dixon > > n = Spank > > o = Glitter > > p = Razor > > q = Meadow > > r = Glitz > > s = Sparkle > > t = Sweet > > u = Silver > > v = Tickle > > w = Cherry > > x = Hard > > y = Night > > z = Amber > > > > 3. Use the third letter of your last name to > > determine the second half of > > your new last name: > > > > a = hooter > > b = horn > > c = tower > > d = fire > > e = thighs > > f = hips > > g = side > > h = jugs > > i = shock > > j = cocker > > k = brook > > l = tush > > m = sizzle > > n = ridge > > o = kiss > > p = bomb > > q = cream > > r = thong > > s = heat > > t = whip > > u = cheeks > > v = rock > > w = hiney > > x = button > > y = lick > > z = juice
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You can call me Sugar Lustywhip. Don't know if I'm a stripper or a dessert...
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Raquelle Lustyheat ETA: Sugar Glitzhooter (snopes name) Smoky Woods (pet and mother's maiden name) Raquelle Hooterglitz (maiden name)
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I did this using my husband's name (Mark); his stripper name is Sugar Leather Tush. He'll be thrilled to know that I'm sure.
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Princess Heavenridge. Whoo! Don't I just feel special.
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My DH will be exicted to hear that he is Princess Leather Juice. eww.
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I guess that makes me "Sugar Heaven Heat" ..
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I liked the OLD way of doing it - the name of your first pet you recall having, and your mom's maiden name...
Skipper Blaylock.
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quote:Originally posted by Malruhn: Sugar Glitterwhip.
I liked the OLD way of doing it - the name of your first pet you recall having, and your mom's maiden name...
Skipper Blaylock.
Montana Glitterridge here.
The old way works better for you than for me. Using the old method I would be Prince Kasprzak. I don't think that would work even for a guy stripper!
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Heidi Silverthong; current name Heidi Velvetkiss; ex name Heidi Velvetthong; maiden name
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Sugar Leatherhips...I don't think I'll be changing my business cards just yet.
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quote:Originally posted by Malruhn: Sugar Glitterwhip.
I liked the OLD way of doing it - the name of your first pet you recall having, and your mom's maiden name...
Skipper Blaylock.
Ivy Miles?
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quote:Originally posted by Malruhn: Sugar Glitterwhip.
I liked the OLD way of doing it - the name of your first pet you recall having, and your mom's maiden name...
Skipper Blaylock.
See, I like the new way better. The OLD way left me with the unfortunate Patches Rural Route 2.
This one gives me Sapphire Glitterjugs.
ETA: Oh wait, I misread that! I thought it was the "first pet, road you grew up on" version. My bad!
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Which sounds like a bizarre act for which a dominatrix would charge extra. "I'm sorry, you only brought enough money for the Idaho Vinylsniff, hit an ATM beforehand next time, huh?"
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Old Way (first pet + mom's maiden name): Bill O'Hagan.
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Fantasia HeavenHorn here.
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Lola Silver Rock (married) Lola Leather Shock (maiden) NoNo Davis ( 1st pet & mom's name) Pepper Davis (had 2 dogs as my first pet(s))
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quote:Originally posted by Towknie: Heidi Lusty Thighs. Since I don't feel like bending gender today, I think I would prefer Towknie Perky Pecs.
That's funny. I'm Heidi Razorthighs.
But I'm not sure it's very complimentary. Do I need to gain weight?
ETA-With my maiden name I'm Heidi Heavenhooter. I think I'll use that; it's a little less scary.
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Real Name: Sugar Heaven-Thighs Snopes Name: Lola Lusty-Ridge
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quote:Originally posted by Malruhn: I liked the OLD way of doing it - the name of your first pet you recall having, and your mom's maiden name...
Oh dear... That would make me "Tubby Laws". That has to be the WORST porn name ever!
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He'll be thrilled to know that I'm sure.
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That has to be the WORST porn name ever!
