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DawnStorm
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Mine is Blaze Leather Tush.
[lol]
My thanks to a friend of mine who sent this to me)

> >
> > See what your stripper name will be, and share it
> > with your friends:
> > We all need a little stress-reliever! This only
> > takes a minute.
> >
> > Please don't be a prude and ruin it. Send it on to
> > everyone you know,even me
> >
> > Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week,
> > you need some
> > silliness to break up the day. And, if we are
> > honest, we have a lot more
> > stressful days than not.
> >
> > Here is your dose of humor...
> >
> > A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
> >
> > B. Once you have your new name, put it in the
> > subject box and
> > forward it to friends and family and co-workers.
> > Don't forget to forward
> > it back to the person who sent it to you, so they
> > know you participated.
> >
> > 1. Use the third letter of your first name to
> > determine your new first name:
> >
> > a = Fantasia
> > b = Chesty
> > c = Starr
> > d = Diamond
> > e = Montana
> > f = Angel
> > g = Sugar
> > h = Mimi
> > i = Lola
> > j =Kitty
> > k = Roxie
> > l = Dallas
> > m = Princess
> > n = Heidi
> > o = Bambi
> > p = Bunny
> > q = Brandy
> > r = Sugar
> > s = Candy
> > t = Raquelle
> > u = Sapphire
> > v = Cinnamon
> > w = Blaze
> > x = Trixie
> > y = Isis
> > z = Jade
> >
> > 2. Use the second letter of your last name to det!
> > ermine the first half of
> > your new last name:
> >
> > a = Leather
> > b = Dream
> > c = Sunny
> > d = Deep
> > e = Heaven
> > f = Tight
> > g = Shimmer
> > h = Velvet
> > i = Lusty
> > j = Harley
> > k = Passion
> > l = Dazzle
> > m = Dixon
> > n = Spank
> > o = Glitter
> > p = Razor
> > q = Meadow
> > r = Glitz
> > s = Sparkle
> > t = Sweet
> > u = Silver
> > v = Tickle
> > w = Cherry
> > x = Hard
> > y = Night
> > z = Amber
> >
> > 3. Use the third letter of your last name to
> > determine the second half of
> > your new last name:
> >
> > a = hooter
> > b = horn
> > c = tower
> > d = fire
> > e = thighs
> > f = hips
> > g = side
> > h = jugs
> > i = shock
> > j = cocker
> > k = brook
> > l = tush
> > m = sizzle
> > n = ridge
> > o = kiss
> > p = bomb
> > q = cream
> > r = thong
> > s = heat
> > t = whip
> > u = cheeks
> > v = rock
> > w = hiney
> > x = button
> > y = lick
> > z = juice

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Lainie
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I'm Fantasia Leather Hiney!

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Stoneage Dinosaur
We Wish You a Merry Giftmas


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Real name = Montana Glitzkiss

Snopes name = Bambi Lustyridge [lol]

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Lydia Oh Lydia
Happy Xmas (Warranty Is Over)


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Starr Glitterkiss here!

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"My name is the symbol for my identity and must not be lost." Motto of the Lucy Stone League.

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Bettie Page Turner
Happy Holly Days


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You can call me Sugar Lustywhip. Don't know if I'm a stripper or a dessert... [lol]

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You fail to consider, for such is the tyranny of fashion, that the swan is not a slim animal... -Jincy Kornhauser, Melinda Falling

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Signora Del Drago
Angels Wii Have Heard on High


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Raquelle Lustyheat
ETA: Sugar Glitzhooter (snopes name)
Smoky Woods (pet and mother's maiden name)
Raquelle Hooterglitz (maiden name)

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Toad Buddy
I'll Be Home for After Christmas Sales


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"Diamond Leather Thong"
Looks like a keeper to me!

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Towknie
We Three Blings


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Heidi Lusty Thighs. Since I don't feel like bending gender today, I think I would prefer Towknie Perky Pecs.

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Towknie: Ryda-certified as wonderful, enlighted, and rational.

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DawnStorm
Let There Be PCs on Earth


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I did this using my husband's name (Mark); his stripper name is Sugar Leather Tush. [Razz] He'll be thrilled to know that I'm sure.

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Leashes?! We don't need no stinking leashes!!

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Goombah
I'll Be Home for After Christmas Sales


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Princess Heavenridge. Whoo! Don't I just feel special.

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vanilla
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Chesty Dazzlehooter.

My DH will be exicted to hear that he is Princess Leather Juice. eww.

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I swear, it was funnier in my head.
Yeah, I used to be pink. vanilla_pink.

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Autumn Neko
The Seahorse Whisperer


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I guess that makes me "Sugar Heaven Heat" ..

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~~Groucho Marx~~

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Malruhn
The "Was on Sale" Song


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Sugar Glitterwhip.

I liked the OLD way of doing it - the name of your first pet you recall having, and your mom's maiden name...

Skipper Blaylock.

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The Goof
Deck the Malls


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Montana Nightheat here, oh yeah baby!

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"It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid,than to open it and remove all doubt."- Mark Twain

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robbiev - singin' off key
Happy Xmas (Warranty Is Over)


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I'm Chesty Glitterhorn.

I'll have to ask you all to stand back now...I'm taking off my pants.

*cue music* boom-chicka-boom-boom

Robbiev -that's a disturbing image- 427

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Orpheum
I'll Be Home for After Christmas Sales


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Woohoo!! Racquel LeatherHeat.


Hubba hubba!

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A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.

Willy Wonka

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wanderwoman
Bluetooth Christmas


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quote:
Originally posted by Malruhn:
Sugar Glitterwhip.

I liked the OLD way of doing it - the name of your first pet you recall having, and your mom's maiden name...

Skipper Blaylock.

Montana Glitterridge here.

The old way works better for you than for me. Using the old method I would be Prince Kasprzak. I don't think that would work even for a guy stripper! [Razz]

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NFBSK, IIRC and other mysterious Snopester language

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Donna T
I'll Be Home for After Christmas Sales


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Heidi Silverthong; current name
Heidi Velvetkiss; ex name
Heidi Velvetthong; maiden name

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Life is like a box of chocolates, you gotta try everything to see what you like!!

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8Ball
I'm Dreaming of a White Sale


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Sugar Leatherhips...I don't think I'll be changing my business cards just yet.

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Tootsie Plunkette
Buy a Torch, Jeanette, Isabella


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Dallas Leatherthong (married)
Dallas Heavenwhip (maiden)
Bambi Dazzlecheeks (snopes)
Punch Lundgren (pet & mom's name)

The last one sounds like a boxer. I think the snopes name is the best.

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DawnStorm
Let There Be PCs on Earth


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quote:
Originally posted by Malruhn:
Sugar Glitterwhip.

I liked the OLD way of doing it - the name of your first pet you recall having, and your mom's maiden name...

Skipper Blaylock.

Ivy Miles?

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Leashes?! We don't need no stinking leashes!!

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Loyhargil
We Three Blings


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quote:
Originally posted by Malruhn:
Sugar Glitterwhip.

I liked the OLD way of doing it - the name of your first pet you recall having, and your mom's maiden name...

Skipper Blaylock.

See, I like the new way better. The OLD way left me with the unfortunate Patches Rural Route 2.

This one gives me Sapphire Glitterjugs.

ETA: Oh wait, I misread that! I thought it was the "first pet, road you grew up on" version. My bad!

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Max_Renn
Jingle Bell Hock


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Montana Leatherlick here.

Which sounds like a bizarre act for which a dominatrix would charge extra. "I'm sorry, you only brought enough money for the Idaho Vinylsniff, hit an ATM beforehand next time, huh?"

Max "the things I get up to at work..." Renn

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JoFo
Joy to the world, the Wii has come.


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Alright, Heidi Glitter-Cheeks!

Old Way (first pet + mom's maiden name): Bill O'Hagan. [Razz]

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Ladycrissdean
I'll Be Home for After Christmas Sales


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Fantasia HeavenHorn here.

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Nicki
Deck the Malls


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Star Dazzlehorn - doesn't have much of a ring to it.
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yogi cat
I Saw Three Shipments


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Fantasia Glitter-Tush
OH YEAH!

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We criticize a thinker more sharply when he presents us with a displeasing proposition; and yet it would be more reasonable to do this when his proposition pleases us.
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Deck the Malls


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Lola Silver Rock (married)
Lola Leather Shock (maiden)
NoNo Davis ( 1st pet & mom's name)
Pepper Davis (had 2 dogs as my first pet(s))

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LongTallBlonde
I'm Dreaming of a White Sale


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Lola LeatherSizzle for me [Smile]

ohhhhhhhh baby I'm hotttttttt

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Little Pink Pill
Little Sales Drummer Boy


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quote:
Originally posted by Towknie:
Heidi Lusty Thighs. Since I don't feel like bending gender today, I think I would prefer Towknie Perky Pecs.

That's funny. I'm Heidi Razorthighs.

But I'm not sure it's very complimentary. Do I need to gain weight?

ETA-With my maiden name I'm Heidi Heavenhooter. I think I'll use that; it's a little less scary.

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Pork Chop
Anchovy of a 1000 Days


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Real Name: Starr Glitzthighs.
Snopes Name: Sugar Velvetkiss.

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Wicked Tinkerbell
Hock Harold Angel's Bling


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Real Name: Sugar Heaven-Thighs
Snopes Name: Lola Lusty-Ridge

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kitoboo
Deck the Malls


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Sapphire Velvetshock
Sapphire Silvertush (maiden)
Raquelle Glitterkiss (screen name)
Sissy Holloway (1st pet & mom's name)

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Communication Attempt
Jingle Bell Hock


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I'm Princess Razorkiss!Sounds like a crazy dominatrix type too,I love it!

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"I love God,he's so deliciously evil!" -Stewie,Family Guy

The fun thing about standards is that they come in so many varieties.

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Elsie
Deck the Malls


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quote:
Originally posted by Malruhn:
I liked the OLD way of doing it - the name of your first pet you recall having, and your mom's maiden name...

Oh dear... That would make me "Tubby Laws". [Eek!] That has to be the WORST porn name ever!

Op way: Candy Glitz Kiss

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