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Squishy0405
Wii Wiish You A Merry Chriistmas


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What Job should you really be doing?

I got Garden Gnome...travelocity commercial potential for me?

ETA: I used Lecia (my real name)
No fair Demonwolf!
ETA2: my screename says Office Gopher...bleh

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DemonWolf
Ding Dong! Merrily on High Definition TV


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Hello DemonWolf you ideal job is another Satan !

W00T!

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Lainie
Ding Dong! Merrily on High Definition TV


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Tree surgeon.

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AliBaba
It Came Upon a Midnight Clearance


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Terrific. Says I should be an alcohol tester. Pretty funny, considering I'm a recovering alcoholic.
[Roll Eyes]

Ali "not quitting my day job" Baba

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Methos
I Saw Three Shipments


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Hello Methos you ideal job is a Village Idiot

Well, if you were to ask my wife I guess this thing would be pretty accurate [Wink]

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Spc. Sharki
Deck the Malls


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Topless Dancer!!!!!!!!!!!! I've got the goods, but do I have the guts?

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Let your TV bleed- Tom Petty

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annabohly
Jingle Bell Hock


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quiz show contestant

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Spc. Sharki
Deck the Malls


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Did I mention I'm a man?

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Let your TV bleed- Tom Petty

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Spikey
Jingle Bell Hock


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Hello your ideal job is a Muppet Impersonator

Awesome.....?

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Bettie Page Turner
Happy Holly Days


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Chef...seems pretty plebian compared to other jobs suggested.

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Astra
The "Was on Sale" Song


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Quiz show contestant!

I've always wanted to kick ass on Jeopardy!

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mystic burrito
I'll Be Home for After Christmas Sales


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With my real first name it said a soccer player (but they are showing a football team WFT)

With a shortened version of my first name it said pub landlord, eh, I don't drink.

With my screen name it said shoplifter.

I just can't catch a break with two hands

mystic burrito

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NaNa
I'm Dreaming of a White Sale


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My ideal job is "anything where you can kiss ass." Appropriate being that I am a peon in a huge law firm...

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1958Fury
We Wish You a Merry Giftmas


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Housekeeper. Huh.

I really wish they'd change the "you" to "your", it gets on my nerves [Razz]

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Avril
Happy Xmas (Warranty Is Over)


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Sewage worker...ew.

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MizzyLou
Deck the Malls


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Hello MizzyLou you ideal job is a Monkey Impressionist

okey dokey.

And what's with the "you" thing? It annoys me, too.

Mizzy "eeh eeh ooh ooh" Lou

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link
I'm Dreaming of a White Sale


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stewerdess
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Pseudo_Croat
Angels Wii Have Heard on High


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Monkey impressionist.

I can do Pokemon impersonations. Does that count?

- Pseudo "Woooooooobbuffet!" Croat

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Richard W
Ding Dong! Merrily on High Definition TV


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Professional Tramp - hooray!

I think I should be a proofreader for their site though. "You ideal job"? "Soccor"? Bah.

(edit) It's brilliant - when I type my boss's name in it comes up with "Monkey Impressionist"!

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Ean
I'll Be Home for After Christmas Sales


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"Hello Ean your ideal job is a lottery winner - no need to work !!"

Now that is career advice worth following.

Spooky how well it knows me though... picked up 8 quid on the euromillions lotto last month. hmmm [Roll Eyes]

ETA. DAMMIT! Using my real name I got:

"Hello Ian your ideal job is a Top Gun Pilot"

I just can't decide now. [Confused]

Although I'd have thought serving in the armed forces would get more than 3/10 for community contribution.

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Signora Del Drago
Angels Wii Have Heard on High


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Real name - Topless Model. Ummm. I don't think so!
Screen name - Jungle Explorer. Ummm. Ditto.
Husband - Lumberjack. Well, maybe when he was younger.

Wonder what name you'd have to use to get to be a beach bum.

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Griffin at the Maul
Joyeux New Sale


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First name - Pirate...Arrr!
Full name - Anywhere I can kiss ass!
Screen name - Rally Car Driver...schweet!

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glisp42
I'm Dreaming Of A White iPod


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Freeway Light Inspector????

Wha?

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paisley claus
We Three Blings


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Yay! I got stunt person [Big Grin]

With my screen name, I'm a quiz show contestant.

Either way, cool with me [lol]

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Wicked Tinkerbell
Hock Harold Angel's Bling


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Screen Name: Housekeeper

Real Name: Quiz Show Contestant.

The last one is appropriate, since I did win some $ on a game show.

Wicked "That's my final answer" T. [Cool]

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monkey
Happy Holly Days


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screen name: village idiot (how rude)
first name: tree surgeon
first and last name: soccer player

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NocturnalGoddess- naughty or nice?
Carol of the Dells


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Real name: another Satan !
Snopes name: a Shoplifter

Mine are both bad people, lol

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NorthernLite
We Three Blings


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Full name - Jungle Explorer
Screen Name - Jungle Explorer
First Name - Village Idiot

It took three tries to get it right!

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The Goof
Deck the Malls


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Real first name - Foreign Legion
Snopes Name - Village Idiot

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"It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid,than to open it and remove all doubt."- Mark Twain

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Ms Congeniality
Deck the Malls


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Real name: Rally Car Driver.

Screen name: Topless Model

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tribrats
Markdown, the Herald Angels Sing


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Hello tribrats you ideal job is another Satan!
Real name: Rally Car Driver

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Stoneage Dinosaur
We Wish You a Merry Giftmas


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Snopes name - Professional Tramp

Real Name - Housekeeper

Not sure how I could combine those two [Smile]

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BeachLife
The Bills of St. Mary's


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Snopes name - Gameshow Host

Real Name - Jungle Explorer

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Bored and Dangerous
Markdown, the Herald Angels Sing


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Real name--Professional Tramp
Real first name--Chef
Snopes name--Topless Model.

Is there any possible way to combine all of those? I hope not.

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Molasses Cellany
Deck the Malls


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So I input the cats' names...
Butch - chef (considering he's mister fur-covered-stomach, this seems appropriate)
Sundance - village idiot. [lol] Not a good thing to call a Siamese. I predict firey vengeance being rained down upon the website very, very soon.

Anyway...
Snopes name - Hypnotist
Real first name - village idiot (I'm one of Sundance's favorite people, he might have something to say about that as well.)
Full name - monkey impressionist

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