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-------------------- All along the untrodden paths of the future, I can see the footprints of an unseen hand. Posts: 6912 | From: Flanders | Registered: Jan 2004
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As for my personal favorite, I want the firefighter with the house burning down in the background. For me, a man has to show responsibilty. Posts: 1201 | From: Pennsylvania | Registered: Jun 2005
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"I am fat, and tired of being looked at that way. I have a lot of pets and I am looking for a pet lover. I am tired of being alone. I am on the berge of a mental breakdown. I am looking for a great, really hot guy."
I am all for honesty, but seriously a little creative writing wouldn't hurt. Well, okay, being on the "berge" of a mental breakdown was creative. Had to stop shortly after this it just became way to sad to keep laughing at without feeling like I was a bad person.
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Oh no, no, that is just (hee hee) too sad (choke) for words! What kind of cruel (chortle) person could laugh at something like that (snort)?
-------------------- The technical term is narcissism. You can't believe everything is your fault unless you also believe you're all powerful.--House Posts: 2684 | From: Budapest | Registered: Sep 2005
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I like the one one where they are looking for someone who "knows who God is". Hel, I know who God is, I just dopn't happen to follow him, does that count?
Noemi
-------------------- Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult. My blog, no guarantees about witty or intelligent content. My current projects. Coveted Beads <---- our eBay store, new items being added somewhat regularly Posts: 8418 | From: Wyoming | Registered: Feb 2002
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If you haven't already, check "PP Classics" in the little bar at the very top of the page. Damn...
-------------------- All along the untrodden paths of the future, I can see the footprints of an unseen hand. Posts: 6912 | From: Flanders | Registered: Jan 2004
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If you have not already sworn off blind dates, just remember those people are still out there. On the other hand that one guy did have stright theeth.
quote:hi Im 6.ft.2an nonsoik and non drink I liek pliy sport and hav fun go wilk see move I m free dises and halthi will I Haeb hear from u maseg me thinks
I'm still trying to figure out what a "nonsoik" is.
-------------------- Ad astra per asparagus. Posts: 4806 | From: Groton, CT | Registered: Jul 2005
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Senior, nonsoik = non-smoker? Just a guess.
P&LL, Syl
-------------------- Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. — Voltaire Posts: 1944 | From: Michigan | Registered: Jun 2001
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quote: Want vegan(or vegetarian who can to be vegan)non-smoker drinker(drugs free), serious,reliable penpal(& possibly marriage if the chemistry is right)female no pets,dependable,chaste,virgin,dressed(decent way)not gossip,reserved,simple,honest,serious,not interested about money,clubbing,boyfriends,christian(or not)but interested about philosophy, spirituality,religions(not sects),willing to relocate,without make up,dyed hair,tattoo,piercing,cosmetic surgery,housewife by choice,good family,morality. About 5'2-5'7,fair haired/red,green,blue.
Don "penpal & possibly marriage" Enrico
-------------------- My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling, but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places. - Pooh Bear Posts: 2209 | From: Hamburg, Germany | Registered: Oct 2004
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quote:Originally posted by Senior:
quote:hi Im 6.ft.2an nonsoik and non drink I liek pliy sport and hav fun go wilk see move I m free dises and halthi will I Haeb hear from u maseg me thinks
I'm still trying to figure out what a "nonsoik" is.
It's quite clearly someone who doesn't soik. What are you, some kind of iiodt?
-------------------- This wrinkle in time, I can't give it no credit, I thought about my space and it really got me down. Got me so down, I got me a headache, My heart is crammed in my cranium and it still knows how to pound Posts: 2794 | From: London, UK | Registered: Aug 2003
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Planned Chaos
I'll Be Home for After Christmas Sales
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quote: favorite things: watching a thunderstorm front move in; licking chocholate batter from the bowel; drinking Tarantula while floating on the lake with friends.
Wow.
-------------------- Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple. Posts: 123 | From: Minneapolis, MN | Registered: Sep 2005
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Wanted: Good woman who can cook, sew, milk the cow and tend to the beagles. Must have own boat, motor, and trailer. Please forward a picture of the boat.
-------------------- Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish Posts: 2036 | From: Virginia | Registered: Jul 2002
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quote: In my own words THIS CHA UR BOY CLEVE FROM HARLEM BUT NOW LIVE IN THE BX IN HIGHBRIDGE BY 161 YANKEE STAD.AM 5'10 CAEMEL WITH WAVES.AM LOOKIN FOR A FEMALE THATS SEXY,CUTE,PRETTY,SAMRT,INDEPENDENT,GET FRESH THATS MEANS (CAN DRESS).(NEW SNEAKERS AND BOOTS).PLUS GOT TO KNOW WUT THERE WANT IN LIFE.
Languages:English
LIAR!
-------------------- IIRC, it wasn't the shoe bomber's loud prayers that sparked the takedown by the other passengers; it was that he was trying to light his shoe on fire. Very, very different. Canuckistan Posts: 3694 | From: Arizona | Registered: Aug 2005
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quote:Originally posted by Doug4.7: My favorite is the "biosexual".
Hey, what's your problem with biosexuals? I'm one, and I'm not ashamed of it! I'm only attracted to organic people. So there.
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quote:Originally posted by Minstrel of the oak grove: Hey, what's your problem with biosexuals? I'm one, and I'm not ashamed of it! I'm only attracted to organic people...
I do apologize if my "humor" came across as a slight against organically sexual people. It was not meant as such. I will take the appropriate diversity course Organic Vegetables and Sex at my local university as part of my rehabilitation. Then I will ask my wife to help me experience life as an biosexual person. That should prepare me to be more sensitive to these issues in the future. Thank you.
-------------------- And now for something completely different... Posts: 4164 | From: Alabama | Registered: Oct 2005
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Canuckistan
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Hey, you biosexuals have nothing on this guy.
quote:y am a single gay and y m looking for a girl four a reletionship.y m looching a girl hou like sanset and rain nice and simple
Talk about denial: he's gay and seeks a girl. Sorry, looching for a girl.
-------------------- People need to stop appropriating Jesus as their reason for behaving badly. It's so irritating. (Avril) Posts: 8429 | From: New York run by the Swiss (Toronto) | Registered: Mar 2005
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quote: favorite things: watching a thunderstorm front move in; licking chocholate batter from the bowel; drinking Tarantula while floating on the lake with friends.
Wow.
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MarsMoon A Thousand Potatoes Yet to Go by K. P. Dutie
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Sorry for double post. It's my first time.
-------------------- Sometimes the only way out is through. ~Swamp Thing Posts: 7 | From: Marietta, GA | Registered: Oct 2005
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MarsMoon A Thousand Potatoes Yet to Go by K. P. Dutie
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My favorite:
"Im a kind of guy that moist girls wouldnt think of."
I don't want to know.
Mars "First time poster" Moon
-------------------- Sometimes the only way out is through. ~Swamp Thing Posts: 7 | From: Marietta, GA | Registered: Oct 2005
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