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Norton II
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quote:
Originally posted by Eddylizard:
[QUOTE]And yeah, that baking soda toothpaste is awful stuff!

The baking soda toothpaste is the only kind that doesn't make me retch. I am not fond of mint and care even less for cinnamon.

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quote:
Originally posted by Silas Sparkhammer:
(And I've got no excuse at all, being cold sober.)

That's what they all say. "Honest, I only had one beer..."

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quote:
The baking soda toothpaste is the only kind that doesn't make me retch. I am not fond of mint and care even less for cinnamon
You guys have cinnamon flavoured toothpaste? Wow we only have mint (and strawberry for the rugrats.)

Oh and Sodium Bicarbonate flavour [Smile]

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Cindy Sheehan and Bill Clinton use nothing but recycled toothpaste.
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quote:
Originally posted by Norton II:
quote:
Originally posted by Eddylizard:
[QUOTE]And yeah, that baking soda toothpaste is awful stuff!

The baking soda toothpaste is the only kind that doesn't make me retch. I am not fond of mint and care even less for cinnamon.
I bought vanilla flavor the other day, have you tried that yet?

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I haven't seen vanilla flavor toothpaste. What brand is it?

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quote:
Originally posted by Roadie:
quote:
Originally posted by Silas Sparkhammer:
(And I've got no excuse at all, being cold sober.)

That's what they all say. "Honest, I only had one beer..."
But I hate the juice! The juice is responsible for all our warts! We should get rid of all the juice.

Silas (Mel who?)

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quote:
Originally posted by candy from strangers:
This icon is me spitting out de-listered Listerine.


quote:
Originally posted by Johnny Slick:
Although I wonder if Listerine loses some of its "lister" the 2nd or 3rd time around.

Please may I use this for my sigline, Johnny?
Only if you can answer that question for me!

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I gag pretty much every time I brush my teeth. Is this because I'm not pre-chewing my toothpaste enough the day before?

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quote:
Originally posted by shifty rob:
I gag pretty much every time I brush my teeth. Is this because I'm not pre-chewing my toothpaste enough the day before?

You might want to start purchasing pre-chewed tooth paste. It is smoother on your teeth, and helps support the traditional crafts of the indiginous tribespeople who raise the toothpaste trees. [Big Grin]
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Pah! Amateurs, the lot of you! Recycled toothpaste, indeed. When you work your way up to recycling toilet paper, we'll talk.

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quote:
Originally posted by Silas Sparkhammer:

On a far more NFBSK theme, anyone ever try to put the ejaculate back into the tube whence it emits?

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I have heard that if you say "ahem" while trying it works better..... [Wink]

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quote:
Originally posted by Johnny Slick:
quote:
Originally posted by candy from strangers:
This icon is me spitting out de-listered Listerine.


quote:
Originally posted by Johnny Slick:
Although I wonder if Listerine loses some of its "lister" the 2nd or 3rd time around.

Please may I use this for my sigline, Johnny?
Only if you can answer that question for me!
After an intense night of gargling I am now qualified to say that there is indeed a distinct lessening of lister-y goodness once a capful of mouthwash is on its 3rd use.

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quote:
Originally posted by dfresh:
quote:
Originally posted by shifty rob:
I gag pretty much every time I brush my teeth. Is this because I'm not pre-chewing my toothpaste enough the day before?

You might want to start purchasing pre-chewed tooth paste. It is smoother on your teeth, and helps support the traditional crafts of the indiginous tribespeople who raise the toothpaste trees. [Big Grin]
Even better is what I do. I don't brush my teeth at all. I buy organically grown toothpaste tree bark at the health food store and gnaw on it to clean my teeth. One piece lasts me a good six weeks unless the carpenter ants invade the bathroom.

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Johnny Slick
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quote:
Originally posted by shifty rob:
I gag pretty much every time I brush my teeth. Is this because I'm not pre-chewing my toothpaste enough the day before?

Try mixing your toothpaste in with hamster paste.

And to candy, that will do, I suppose. I would have preferred a scientific experiment but what can you do with the liberal media nowadays.

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quote:
Originally posted by Eddylizard:
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On a far more NFBSK theme, anyone ever try to put the ejaculate back into the tube whence it emits?

I've never heard of it, but if you google enough, there may be some specialist sites.
You could try a funnel, that's always worked for me. After all, I'm cheap and need to conserve ejaculate.

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quote:
Originally posted by Silas Sparkhammer:
On a far more NFBSK theme, anyone ever try to put the ejaculate back into the tube whence it emits?

Isn't that called snowballing?

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bthyb
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quote:
Originally posted by GenYus:
quote:
Originally posted by Silas Sparkhammer:
On a far more NFBSK theme, anyone ever try to put the ejaculate back into the tube whence it emits?

Isn't that called snowballing?
Nope - see last item on page.

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quote:
Originally posted by bthyb:
quote:
Originally posted by GenYus:
quote:
Originally posted by Silas Sparkhammer:
On a far more NFBSK theme, anyone ever try to put the ejaculate back into the tube whence it emits?

Isn't that called snowballing?
Nope - see last item on page.
Ejaculate never came from the tube anyway (most of it by volume comes from the Cowper's and prostate glands which are inside the body, not inside the "tube"). And since ejaculate is produced from the things you eat, eating it is one way to put it back in the tube.

Besides it was a joke! [fish]

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IIRC, it wasn't the shoe bomber's loud prayers that sparked the takedown by the other passengers; it was that he was trying to light his shoe on fire. Very, very different. Canuckistan

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I can take a joke...but by your definition, toothpaste doesn't come from a tube, either - it comes from the toothpaste factory.

If only we knew where the fish came from and how to put him back...

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Silas Sparkhammer
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quote:
Originally posted by GenYus:
Ejaculate never came from the tube anyway (most of it by volume comes from the Cowper's and prostate glands which are inside the body, not inside the "tube").


It doesn't originate there, but it "emits" from there. I chose the word with great and deliberate care.
quote:

Besides it was a joke! [fish]

The Emperor of China proclaimed a reward in gold for any who could tell a joke that would make him laugh, for he was fatigued with affairs of state.

Many came from miles around to tell jokes, but none made him laugh.

Then, one day, an old peasant came forward, and, to the horror of the Imperial Court, slapped the Emperor in the face.

"Why have you done this?" asked the Emperor.

"Is it not a fine joke?" asked the peasant. "I, the lowliest of the low, have laid a hand upon you, the very son of heaven."

The Emperor smiled, then chuckled a bit. "I see what you mean. How about this: why don't my guards strip you naked, flog you bloody, and then jab spear-shafts up your backside?"

The peasant frowned. "But, noble sire, that would be a dirty joke."

And the Emperor shrugged. "That's okay. We're all men here."

Silas
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quote:
Originally posted by Bettie Page Turner:
Recycled toothpaste, indeed. When you work your way up to recycling toilet paper, we'll talk.

Please! Who brushes their teeth with toilet paper?

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quote:
Originally posted by chillas:
quote:
Originally posted by Bettie Page Turner:
Recycled toothpaste, indeed. When you work your way up to recycling toilet paper, we'll talk.

Please! Who brushes their teeth with toilet paper?
People who are full of crap. Duh. [Razz]

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Which leads us right back to Ahem......

doe a dear, a female deer....

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shifty rob
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quote:
Originally posted by Silas Sparkhammer:

On a far more NFBSK theme, anyone ever try to put the ejaculate back into the tube whence it emits?


I believe that Dr. Kinsey attempted this, using a toothbrush no less. Just typing this sentence made me cringe. I may have just constipated myself.

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quote:
Originally posted by Silas Sparkhammer:
But I hate the juice! The juice is responsible for all our warts! We should get rid of all the juice.

Silas (Mel who?)

I thought that was Tom the Dancing Bug last week...
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quote:
Originally posted by Norton II:
I don't put toothpaste back in the tube, that's messy. Instead, I spit the toothpaste into a cup. Every couple of days, rather than put fresh toothpaste on my brush, I swish the brush in the toothpaste residue cup and use that on my teeth.

Waste not, want not! [fish]

Seriously think I may barf, in which case, YOMANK, unless I can make it to the garbage can.
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Silas Sparkhammer
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quote:
Originally posted by Richard W:
quote:
Originally posted by Silas Sparkhammer:
But I hate the juice! The juice is responsible for all our warts! We should get rid of all the juice.

Silas (Mel who?)

I thought that was Tom the Dancing Bug last week...
Yay! Another bug fan! (Unless you are a doik in which case, pfui!)

Silas

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