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chili_kitten
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quote:
Originally posted by Darth Mikey:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Purple Iguana:
[qb] Wow, I hope that none of you guys have heard the Dijon mustard joke. [lol]

[lol] That's a good one. But also rather frightening since it seems so plausible.


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Mustard

My mum did something similar with a choc ice and a budgie.

Yes.

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Purple Iguana
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Originally posted by Cervus:
Would it be too much to ask for some TMI space when posting the details of your poop stories? I've been trying to avoid Active Topics because just reading lines about smelling poop, smearing poop, and eating poop is making me feel sick.

If you don't want to write "TMI TMI", maybe could you guys pad the opening lines with things that don't involve poop? Please?

While I am very sorry that you've been squicked out by some of the posts, there is a part of me that would like to point out that the title of this thread is "almost lost my lunch" and the OP makes mention of a leaky diaper being yucky. I would think it would just make sense that what follows is likely to be disgusting stories involving poop.

But hey... maybe that's just me.

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Doug4.7
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Originally posted by Purple Iguana:
The other day, I had my 1 month old practically throw up straight down my cleavage while I was burping him.

My wife has very long black, thick hair. Our kids just loved to barf into her hair. It would wick it up so well...

After 3 kids, we've just about got every story that does NOT involve severed limbs (although I have a good one about finger nails and car doors...).

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Poo isn't so bad. Like Mom used to say it "quit yer bitchin, it washes off".

having your little brother puke breakfast all over your head is NASTY.

Worst.Flu. Ever.

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Cervus
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quote:
Originally posted by Purple Iguana:
While I am very sorry that you've been squicked out by some of the posts, there is a part of me that would like to point out that the title of this thread is "almost lost my lunch" and the OP makes mention of a leaky diaper being yucky. I would think it would just make sense that what follows is likely to be disgusting stories involving poop.

Yes, but it is hard to avoid the graphic description when scrolling through Active Topics. I know the obvious response would be for me to avoid using Active Topics, but the request for TMI space was just that - a polite request.

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Doug4.7
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Sorry, Cervus. Those of us in the "family" business, often trade horror stories and gross the living !@#$ out of our non-family'ed friends. It is a coping mechanism...

"So your son did ....., well MINE did ... and THEN he ...."

"Wow, but that is NOTHING compared to what my daughter did...." [Eek!]

All this while calmly eating stew...

Note, I won't go into what it was like rooming with someone who worked in the ER. At dinner he would, well, I'll drop it....

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