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Well, this is one way for Dustin Diamond to overcome his image as the popular '80s "Saved by the Bell" geek Screech.

The former child star joins the ranks of Paris Hilton, Tommy Lee and Colin Farrell as the celebrity star of his very own a sex tape.

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0927screech-tape27-ON.html

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And we have a new #1 on the List of Celebrity Sex Tapes that I absolutely do not want to see.

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Have you seen his "Save my House and help me get bitter revenge" web site?
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Screech made it with not one, but TWO chicks?!?!?! There's hope for everyone!

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I saw him do standup a couple years ago. He was pretty funny, and one of the bluest comics I've seen in my admittedly limited live comedy experience. Anyway, long story short, he's pretty attractive these days, IMO. Then again, I dig curly hair and guys with his build. For those of you without a recent visual on DD, he is definitely bulkier than his Screech days and has a more reasonable haircut. Or at least he did a couple years ago.

Not that I want to see the sex tape.

Just sayin' it might not be as scary as your brain thinks it would be.
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How to spot a fake sex rumor.

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Clips (clean, edited, but probably NFBSK and NSFW) from the video can be found here.

Four Kitties

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quote:
Originally posted by Four Kitties:
Clips (clean, edited, but probably NFBSK and NSFW) from the video can be found here.

Four Kitties

What is he saying that's getting bleeped out?

Am I crazy or does Dustin Diamond look like a cross between Brent Spiner and Seth Rogan?

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*wails*
I'm BLIND! BLIND I tell you!

I'm sorry, but I find it impossible to imagine him in a porno--regardless of how sexy he's become--without thinking of Screech. Behind that bushy 'I'm on the run from the law' beard lurks the face of a dorky icon from my youth.

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The tape is being called "Saved by the Smell" and involves a Dirty Sanchez? Ew.

The stories mention (yet again) that he's trying to get away from being viewed as Screech. Maybe if that's true he shouldn't sell shirts that refer to him as Screech, or name his sex tape after the show on which he played Screech. I know that's sort of his only "thing" but you can't have it both ways (that is, not being connected to what people recognize you from and still get as much recognition).

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Dragons, I know. I seriously cannot even imagine this. All I can see is Screech. Even looking at him now, I still see Screech.

Admiral, its quite rude. I think the bleeped out part involves a bodily fluid on a sex toy. Probably an unusual and especially gross bodily fluid.

eeew. who would pay money to watch Screech talk about dirty sanchezes.

i have to wash my eyes out with soap.

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I don't have the guts to google what a Dirty Sanchez is. Care to explain?

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quote:
Originally posted by blucanary:
I don't have the guts to google what a Dirty Sanchez is. Care to explain?

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That oughta do it.

Here's one definition.

At least in this context, ass-to-mouth is never okay.

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Yeah, I probably could have lived without reading that. [lol] I need to learn not to ask these things.

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I need to learn not to ask these things.
That fine line between curiousity and a dirty sanchez...

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He began to sell T-shirts reading "I paid $15.00 to save Screeech's (sic) house"
He doesn't know how to spell his own name?

Dumb guys always get the girls. [Frown]

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quote:
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He began to sell T-shirts reading "I paid $15.00 to save Screeech's (sic) house"
He doesn't know how to spell his own name?

Dumb guys always get the girls. [Frown]

Not that I think you actually care ( I know I don't)...but he can't market himself as "Screech". He doesn't own the rights to the name or character and would most likely be served with a cease and desist if he had spelled the name correctly on the t-shirts (hence the extra 'e').

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Any way we can serve him with a cease and desist order anyway? Just in general?

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THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST EXPLANATION OF A DIRTY SANCHEZ EVER!! NSFW & NFBSK!

DIRTY SANCHEZ

ALSO, I SAW THE LINK...WHILE THE BATHTUB WAS CREEPY & I WAS EXPECTING SOMETHING MORE IN ORDER FOR ME TO STAB MY EYES...oops guess I got excited over my link [Wink]

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quote:
Originally posted by Methuselah:
he can't market himself as "Screech". He doesn't own the rights to the name or character and would most likely be served with a cease and desist if he had spelled the name correctly on the t-shirts (hence the extra 'e').

Really? I thought there were all sorts of former kid actors that still reference their characters. Someone like Barry Williams has made a career off being Greg Brady & uses the name all the time (or is it Gregg Brady?)

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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Methuselah:
he can't market himself as "Screech". He doesn't own the rights to the name or character and would most likely be served with a cease and desist if he had spelled the name correctly on the t-shirts (hence the extra 'e').

Really? I thought there were all sorts of former kid actors that still reference their characters. Someone like Barry Williams has made a career off being Greg Brady & uses the name all the time (or is it Gregg Brady?)
He can reference the fact that he played the character, but he can't profit directly from the character. Ex: He can't sell tickets to his standup comedy by printing posters that say "See Screech, live at Giggles Comedy Club", but he can say "See Dustin Diamond, the actor who played Screech on 'Saved by the Bell'".

That's why Barry Williams can have a book entitled "Growing up Brady: I Was a Teenage Greg", but can't write a book AS Greg Brady, or sell t-shirts that say "I kissed Greg Brady".

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When I first heard of this I thought of

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