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An Indian businessman born with two penises wants one of them removed surgically as he wants to marry and lead a normal sexual life.

http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2006-08-19T202533Z_01_DEL270522_RTRIDST_0_OUKOE-UK-INDIA-OPERATION.XML

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Troberg
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I suspect that out of a cruel twist of fate, he will meet a woman with double equipment and regret it. Besides, it shouldn't be that difficult to have the extra equipment rub against just the right spot, so I suspect he could be quite a success with the ladies anyway...

Is it a side by side configuration, or is one on top of the other?

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musicgeek
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Gee, you'd think he'd be happy as a puppy with two peters...

Never mind, I'll get it... [fish]

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Without going into too much detail, I would think a one on top of the other scenario would actually be quite nice! If they are side by side, then it would probably get a little tricky. I hope those surgeons know what they are doing!

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I could understand if one was half-formed and essentially a useless piece of flesh. But the article says they are both fully formed and have a full blood supply!

He could make much more money in the entertainment industry than he ever could as a businessman.

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Why oh why would he want to get rid of it? Hasn't he ever heard the saying, "two heads are better than one"?

Here, lemme borrow that a sec, musicgeek... [fish]

(And I can't believe no one said it before I did.)

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Can you imagine two orgasms at the same time?

Robbie -where do I sign up for that?- V

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Come on, the poor guy probably never knows whether he's coming or going.

I'll take it now, Stormfeather:
[fish]

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MissEltoe
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Aw man, no pics????
[Razz]

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quote:
Originally posted by Troberg:
Is it a side by side configuration, or is one on top of the other?

That's what I want to know - are we talking a double barrel here, or an over and under?

If the extra one were growing off of his knee or his forehead or something, I could see that being a mood-killer.

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This might just be a sick imagined memory, but hasn't there been porn featuring abnormalities such as double pudenda?

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I dunno,wouldn't that be something a guy would be proud of like "Hey, I'm so genetically advanced, I can do two women at once!!" [fish]

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Or "I'm twice the man(hood) you'll ever be!"

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"Yes Mr. X, the operation was a success. Oh wait, you wanted us to leave one?" [Eek!]

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Or he could just pass out afterwards twice as fast as your average guy.

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quote:
I dunno,wouldn't that be something a guy would be proud of like "Hey, I'm so genetically advanced, I can do two women at once!!"
Ha! Now THAT reminds me of a joke I heard. Shall I tell? Ah well, will do anyway:

Two cowboys are riding around, when they see a herd of buffalos. Says one to the other; "I bet I can shoot two at once." So he shoots once, and yes, two buffalos killed. "Amazing!" says the other,"How did you do that?" They cowboy grins and says "They call me Bill, Buffalo Bill."
So they ride into a small town and go to the Saloon. They watch the show girls for a while, then the other cowboy says to Buffalo Bill "I bet I can do two of those girl at once." The bet's on, so the cowboys take two girls upstairs.
There, the cowboy removes his pants, revealing two penises. To the amazed look on his friends face he answers:

"They call me Bill, Cherno Bill."

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"What do you mean you cut off the bigger one?" [Eek!]

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quote:
This might just be a sick imagined memory, but hasn't there been porn featuring abnormalities such as double pudenda?
If such a thing exists, there has been porn featuring it, probably in Germany or Japan. It doesn't matter what "it" refers to, this statement is true for any subject.

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Too bad the extra penis didn't come with 2 more balls. Then if he played baseball he'd always get to walk [Smile]

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I think I saw something similar in a hentai video once.

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quote:
Originally posted by MapleLeaf:
Too bad the extra penis didn't come with 2 more balls. Then if he played baseball he'd always get to walk [Smile]

I thought that too!! [Big Grin]
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Wha...
Which one did he pee out of? Both?? Errr...

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quote:
Originally posted by robbiev - singin' off key:
Can you imagine two orgasms at the same time?

Robbie -where do I sign up for that?- V

That might just be why he wants one of them removed [Wink]

Hmmm... they don't have an appropriate Graemlin for that one.

As for the chick with two vaginas:

She claims that 7 doctors missed an extra vagina that her BF is able to penetrate? Something sounds a bit off there.

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Am I the only one that thinks that, instead of having the doctors cut one off and dispose of it, that he should see if he can't get them sewn end to end to make it bigger? Thats what I'd do anyways.

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quote:
Originally posted by HollowMan:
Am I the only one that thinks that, instead of having the doctors cut one off and dispose of it, that he should see if he can't get them sewn end to end to make it bigger? Thats what I'd do anyways.

Or maybe organ donation? I'm sure some future transexuals would be thrilled to get an authentic proudct.
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If nothing else, it was probably a ice creaming eating day in Hades when he didn't pee on the toilet seat [lol]

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