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quote:Police said Kucera put a 17-year-old male student in a head lock and sucked on his neck, causing it to bruise.
What, aside from the disturbingly obvious, would ever possess a teacher to pull off such a stunt?
quote:Kucera told KPAX television on Wednesday that he made a stupid mistake.
Ya think?
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The story is strange. When I think of a headlock, I think of the way most people would administer a headlock - you wrap your arm around a person's head, holding your forearm so the person's head is "locked" in the crook of your elbow. I'm not sure how one would give a hickey to the headlock recipient in that position, because the victim's neck would be completely covered with your own arm... you could put it on their face, I suppose...
Ow.
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I was so distracted imagining a teacher giving a student a hickey I completely didn't even think of that, Alterashley, but it's a good point.
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The way I saw it was the guy comes up behind the student and grabs him. He puts his neck kind of in the crook of his arm, but putting his hand around the back of his head so that the side/back of the student's neck is exposed.
Did that make any sense?
That's how I would assume it would be easiest done anyway...
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This is clearly a vampire incident being incompetently covered up.
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Wait ... it was a male teacher and a male student? Great. Here come the pCms. Posts: 264 | From: South Dakota | Registered: Dec 2005
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quote:Originally posted by MizzyLou: Great. Here come the pCms.
Really - the kid didn't even offer the other cheek. What a lousy example of a Christian.
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