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You know...I've been sitting here writting out my shopping list for tonight, and I can never remember EVERYTHING that I need. So, in my frustration, I've been thinking that, you know, I should call my mom. My mom always knows what I need when it comes to stupid stuff like groceries.
Apparently, my mom isn't the only mom that knows what I need. This mom just happens to know what her offspring needs in a different area of life.
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I wonder if he feels dirty when using IM now.
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What an extraordinary day! First his exchange just happens to be with his own mother, and then he just happens to win the lottery? And then lightening struck him twice on the way home, right?
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Sounds like he's breathing a little too much blogosphere to me. Little Pink Pill, extraordinary day indeed!
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quote: Is anyone else bothered by the thought that this guy knew what his mom said after sex?
His mom says what every women says after sex.
"Is that it?"
BB "I deserved that" &S
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quote:Anyway, after a particular hot and heavy exchange, there was a pause and then SASSYASS types "That was a real hootenanny!" Now, don't ask me how I know this, and trust me when I tell you that no laws of God nor man were broken, but the only other person I know who says that after sex (the real or the typing kind) is my mother.
How does he know his mom says this after sex? This is just creepy.
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quote:How does he know his mom says this after sex? This is just creepy.
That is what I was thinking.
Maybe he heard her through the vents, like I used to hear my parents.
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quote:Originally posted by Traveller: Modern mythology: Oedipus Text.
You deserved that.
I suppose that there's no reason that this shouldn't be true, but I do find myself doubting it. It just seems very unlikely. And if his mum is that internet savvy, then has he not considered the possibility that she reads his blog?
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quote:Originally posted by Traveller: Sounds like he's breathing a little too much blogosphere to me. Little Pink Pill, extraordinary day indeed!
And let's not forget this all happened right before Mother's Day. My, my. He ought to take his act to Vegas.
ETA-and good point about the internet savvy mom, Troll, though since his last name isn't on it, it seems like she could have missed it, assuming he never said, "Hey Mom, look at me! I'm on the web!"
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Oh, now that is funny. Does this mean I've been punked? Sigh. I take solace from not having believed the story from the start and I was in very good company throughout.
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I read it as a play on Normal Pee Function.
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