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TheLazenby
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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/bigballs.html

There is no way this thing is real. His nuts are bigger than Mr. Creosote!!

Unless someone can prove me otherwise...

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Do you have anything a little more dialup friendly? Sorry.

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TuFurg
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quote:
Originally posted by TheLazenby:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/bigballs.html

Unless someone can prove me otherwise...

The question is- do you really wantsomeone to prove you otherwise? [lol]

You can only blow up a balloon so far before it pops. Unless what we're seeing is an external growth, how the heck would the scrotum contain whatever's in there? There are veins that would have to either burst or stretch as well.

It's probably silly to even question it but the second I think that, someone will come along and prove that it's real.

ETA: A Google image search of 'elephantitis' will show several similar situations. [Eek!]

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What exactly leads you to believe this would be fake?

It's either a tumor, or elephantitis

That link has other pictures of documented cases of extremely large testicles and talks about the various things that can cause them.

As with everything else, medical treatment, concerns, and availability are different in other countries.

ETA: TuFurg, The human body is notorious for being able to stretch as time goes on. Have you ever seen images of conjoined twins with the ballons inflating and stretching their skin?

I've (shudder) seen demonstrations of how much weight skin can hold. Ever see someone put a clamp on the skin on their elbow, then attached a 40lb weight to it and swing it around? Our skin is VERY tough stuff and can withstand a lot of tugging and stretching.

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quote:
Originally posted by GooglyEyes:


Have you ever seen images of conjoined twins with the ballons inflating and stretching their skin?

Ever see someone put a clamp on the skin on their elbow, then attached a 40lb weight to it and swing it around?

Nope and nope, but I believe you 100%- would someone named GooglyEyes steer me wrong? [Wink]

Still hard to believe a scrotum can become that friggin' big. [Eek!]

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Looks to me like a gigantic potato.

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I feel bad for the guy that has to lift it at the end! lol

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quote:
Originally posted by Moeko'sOwl:
Do you have anything a little more dialup friendly? Sorry.

I tried to capture the picture but I'm not sufficiently geeky... Did you ever have a moonhopper when you were a kid?
Proportionally, that's how big this bloke's scrotum is.

I persisted to see the video in spite of being on diallup, because [this one time, at band camp] before we were married, my DH had a hydrocele which resulted in his scrotum being inflated by fluid to the size of a lunch plate. or maybe a frisbee. anyway - it did a lot of damage to his babymakers, because it was left untreated by his uber-polite parents. [Roll Eyes]

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Oh my, that looks like quite the case of elephantitis. I don't know why anyone would try and fake something like that.

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I can't load the video (painfully slow dial-up tonight) but I have a reasonably good idea of what it is from the description (especially the part someone mentioned about him needing help to lift his massive scrotum) - and I know I've seen it before. My brother bought a VHS recently that was a compilation of 'disturbing' documentaries - all of them 100% real. There's no question in my mind that it -is- real. If you look up "testicular elephantiasis" you'll find plenty of pictures - and while this is the first *video* I've ever seen, the still-photos look exactly the same (although there is some variation of shape/size).
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Well, he does indeed have the biggest balls of them all.

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This thread reminds me of the Breakfast Club when Judd Nelson's character asks Claire if she would ever date a guy with elephantitis of the testacles (of course she would have to ride in the back seat because his nuts would ride shotgun).

My [fish] apologies.

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Silly question, but the scientific pics on the linky provided have the scrotum as MUCH smaller in their cases. How could the tissue POSSIBLY hold the fluid necessary to engorge the testes to that point?? Fluid filled testes of that size would have to weigh, what, some sixty, eighty pounds? How could the skin possibly support that kind of weight without bursting?

And why isn't it stretched taut?

I think about the wonderful Discovery channel/TLC shows about the 150 lb tumor - and the horrible medical problems involved...

Surely this would cause as much of a problem, wouldn't it??

I doubt the veracity of this pic on the above lack of rationale.

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quote:
Originally posted by Nurple:
Well, he does indeed have the biggest balls of them all.

Nope, seen pics of guys with elephantiasis with bigger ones. Try ones so big the guy had to carry them in a wheelbarrow in front of him.

For other pics, see this link:

http://poetry.rotten.com/testicle/index.html

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What amazed me was the way he was using it as a workbench to hammer onto...

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quote:
Originally posted by Malruhn:
Silly question, but the scientific pics on the linky provided have the scrotum as MUCH smaller in their cases. How could the tissue POSSIBLY hold the fluid necessary to engorge the testes to that point?? Fluid filled testes of that size would have to weigh, what, some sixty, eighty pounds? How could the skin possibly support that kind of weight without bursting?

And why isn't it stretched taut?

I think about the wonderful Discovery channel/TLC shows about the 150 lb tumor - and the horrible medical problems involved...

Surely this would cause as much of a problem, wouldn't it??

I doubt the veracity of this pic on the above lack of rationale.

Well, I'm now thinking the testes aren't that much bigger than normal, it's just the tumor. According to the link provided by Medtchva, a tumor was removed in a guy who later achieved erection. Balls apparently have amazing resiliency.
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just so ya know: it's spelled elephantiasis, not elephantitis, as it's commonly misspelled.

http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=19179

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quote:
Originally posted by TuFurg:
quote:
Originally posted by Malruhn:
Silly question, but the scientific pics on the linky provided have the scrotum as MUCH smaller in their cases. How could the tissue POSSIBLY hold the fluid necessary to engorge the testes to that point?? Fluid filled testes of that size would have to weigh, what, some sixty, eighty pounds? How could the skin possibly support that kind of weight without bursting?

And why isn't it stretched taut?

I think about the wonderful Discovery channel/TLC shows about the 150 lb tumor - and the horrible medical problems involved...

Surely this would cause as much of a problem, wouldn't it??

I doubt the veracity of this pic on the above lack of rationale.

Well, I'm now thinking the testes aren't that much bigger than normal, it's just the tumor. According to the link provided by Medtchva, a tumor was removed in a guy who later achieved erection. Balls apparently have amazing resiliency.
First of all, if it's elephantiasis (or elephantitis - they tend to be used interchangably), it's not a tumor. It's a condition called lymphedema, or fluid buildup in the tissues. The testes themselves aren't effected, but the scrotal tissue is. Second, think about women who have multiple births - the skin of the abdomen stretching to huge proportions in quads and up, so no reason to think the scrotum wouldn't do the same thing.
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Does this remind anyone of the movie Johnny Dangerously when Johnny shows his little brother the educational film about premarital sex.

Enlarged Scrotum Syndrome

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TuFurg
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quote:
Originally posted by medtchva:
Second, think about women who have multiple births - the skin of the abdomen stretching to huge proportions in quads and up, so no reason to think the scrotum wouldn't do the same thing.

Great point. Given the fact that the scrotum is often pretty darn stretchy in the first place, perhaps it's not much of a wonder that it happens. I watched my GF's fairly tight tummy get pretty big during her pregnancy but didn't think much of it. Had her stomach skin been scrotum-like I could easily see it getting that big.

Can't believe I just said that. [Big Grin]

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quote:
Originally posted by TuFurg:
quote:
Originally posted by medtchva:
Second, think about women who have multiple births - the skin of the abdomen stretching to huge proportions in quads and up, so no reason to think the scrotum wouldn't do the same thing.

Great point. Given the fact that the scrotum is often pretty darn stretchy in the first place, perhaps it's not much of a wonder that it happens. I watched my GF's fairly tight tummy get pretty big during her pregnancy but didn't think much of it. Had her stomach skin been scrotum-like I could easily see it getting that big.

Can't believe I just said that. [Big Grin]

LOL... well it's a lot easier for most men to think of a woman's stomach stretching like that than their own scrotum. Although I've seen a few scrotums hanging so low, they could easily have stretched just as big [Smile]
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