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strange_little_girl
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Beijing's penis emporium

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We are in a cosy restaurant in a dark street in Beijing but my appetite seems to have gone for a stroll outside.

Nancy has brought out a whole selection of delicacies.

They are draped awkwardly across a huge platter, with a crocodile carved out of a carrot as the centrepiece.

Nestling beside the dog's penis are its clammy testicles, and beside that a giant salami-shaped object.

"Donkey," says Nancy. "Good for the skin..."

She guides me round the penis platter.

"Snake. Very potent. They have two penises each."

I did not know that.


I'm glad my local chinese serves nothing more exotic than sweet and sour pork.

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Pseudo_Croat
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Just out of curiosity, does an animal's NFBSK taste any different than the rest of the animal?

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Izzy Quigley
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Originally posted by Pseudo_Croat:
Just out of curiosity, does an animal's NFBSK taste any different than the rest of the animal?

- Pseudo_Croat

To quote a thread from the We've Got Mail section: I'm not gonna try it - YOU try it. [Eek!]

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