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To hear the students tell it, Stephen Murmer is a fun, popular art teacher who is always quick to crack a joke. But there is another side to Murmer. A side that has agitated school officials and resulted in his suspension. A side that focuses, almost entirely, on the crack in his backside.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20061213/D8LVL3FG0.html

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Mickey Blue
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I took my EMT-B state test at Monacan High School.

ETA: I don't want to sound like an ass here, I mean lord knows there are people out there who have sophistication flowing out of them in torrents, but I just can't understand the crap some people will buy. I mean, I'm sure its a gas to have something so unique in your living room, but the bottom line is that it would be far too much of a strain for most peoples bank accounts.

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Canuckistan
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After a post like that, you're gonna be the butt of many jokes around here, Mickey.

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Sara at home
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His site. Complete with "the amazing story of an artist and his butt."

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Clarity
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That's ridiculous that he could lose his job over this. Might I call the school administration's judgement ass-inine?

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I think this whole thread stinks.

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kmcm
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But it's pretty. [Big Grin]

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Viliphied
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Man, reading crap like this just sends me ass-over-teakettle. You can tell something stinks when they just let one go like this right in front of the children.

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Spamamander in a pear tree
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Do we know the hole story? It seems like they are rearending this poor guy and taking uncalled-for cracks at his privates life. They well may end up assessing a lot of damage and realise hindsight is 20/20.

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DawnStorm
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Butt crackers just aren't suite!

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Silas Sparkhammer
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There once was a man from Australia,
who drew on his buttocks a Dahlia,
with color so fine,
and good form and line,
but the aroma...ah, that was a failure.

Silas

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TurquoiseGirl
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I think that was rather cheeky of the school board, personally. Why be so anal about stuff like this?

And Silas owes me a new keyboard.

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Cold DecEmbra Brings The Sleet
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quote:
TurquoiseGirl said:
And Silas owes me a new keyboard.

Ah, you should imagine that limerick read by Stephen Fry - that's the last time I heard it and for some reason he reads toilet humour perfectly [Smile]

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