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Adelaide
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You know you've watched too much Bravo T.V. when you're 3 1/2 year old says "Mom, you look fabulous," and "One day you're in, next day you're out."

How about anyone else? Fill in the blanks with your examples of signs you're watching too much of something?

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jessboo
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Hmm- I think our Bravo channel is very different to yours!

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Lainie
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What's your Bravo channel like?

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Lonely Mountain
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I know I have watched too much...

...Firefly because I now swear in Chinese.

...ER because I usually know what's wrong with people on the show just by their symptoms.

..Family Guy because I quote Stewie in most of my emails.


Stop mocking me!!! [Smile]

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unklesamta
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Jeopardy, when my one and a half year old son runs in from the other room when he hears the music and applause cue for a daily double...he really likes to clap along with the daily double.

Edit: Can't spell.

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LikeHeyScoob
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MTV...when my six-year old walked by a rusty old truck at the county fair 2 weeks ago and said "Wow, that truck needs 'Pimp my Ride', Dad!"

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guruwan2b
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You know you watch too much NASCAR when your 11 year old weaves the golf cart to warm up the tires....

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Aud
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I've been watching too much of
The Closer when I start ordering people
around with a little bit of a drawl. It's
not nearly as charming coming from me even
though I said "please".

Buffy - My conversations are littered with
phrases from the show. Most people are not
so Buffy-literate anymore but my hubby will
laugh appropriately.

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unklesamta
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quote:
Originally posted by Lainie:
What's your Bravo channel like?

I believe this is the Bravo channel to which the OP refers.

http://www.bravotv.com/

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Towknie
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The Boondocks -- 5yo DD "Daddy, the Boondocks are always angry."

American Idol -- 5yo DD "Daddy, talk like a rock star again!"

The Simpsons -- 5yo DD "D'ohhhh!"

Baseball --5yo DD "Daddy, that ump needs to be sent to the minors. Clearly that was a balk."

Ok, so I lied on the last one.

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Scuttler
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quote:
Originally posted by unklesam:
quote:
Originally posted by Lainie:
What's your Bravo channel like?

I believe this is the Bravo channel to which the OP refers.

http://www.bravotv.com/

And this is probably the Bravo channel that jessboo was thinking of.

http://www.bravo.co.uk/

Bravo in the UK is pretty much the televisual equivalent of a "lad's mag" i.e. cars, gadgets, t&a [Wink] .

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Jay Temple
It Came Upon a Midnight Clearance


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Quantum Leap ... you pass a mirror and have to stop to see who you are.

24 ... you take your wife to the ER at 5 in the morning, and you picture the clock ticking, "4:59:57 ... 4:59:58 ... 4:59:59."

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Ms Congeniality
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Battlestar Galactica -- Everyone in the house says "FRACK!"

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serarose
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You know you've watched too much Invader Zim when....

you scare your boyfriend by making him watch it, quoting lines before they're said and cackling at it's brilliance: "Honey can you ever beleive this was on Nickelodeon??" [lol]

Sera" Can I be a mongoose dog? "rose

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It Came Upon a Midnight Clearance


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Too much Harry Potter when you see a bunch of red-headed kids and think "The Weasleys!"

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Adelaide
Remembrances of Things Bass


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quote:
Originally posted by Scuttler:
quote:
Originally posted by unklesam:
quote:
Originally posted by Lainie:
What's your Bravo channel like?

I believe this is the Bravo channel to which the OP refers.

http://www.bravotv.com/

And this is probably the Bravo channel that jessboo was thinking of.

http://www.bravo.co.uk/

Bravo in the UK is pretty much the televisual equivalent of a "lad's mag" i.e. cars, gadgets, t&a [Wink] .

[Embarrassed] Yeah, definitely the one unklesam linked to. I'm not sure where the "fabulous" part came from, because we don't catch much "Queer Eye", but the "one day you're in..." is from Project Runway.

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A Guy Named Goo
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You know you're watching too much House, M.D. when you dream about Vicodin. To be fair, I was seriously in pain when that happened. But I'm allergic to Vicodin and against narcotic painkillers (for me, not in general. My mother's a pillpopper and I don't want to go her route), so seriously, what gives?

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Nonny Mouse, on Santa's laptop
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quote:
Originally posted by Ms. Congeniality:
Battlestar Galactica -- Everyone in the house says "FRACK!"

Same thing could be said for Farscape and "Frell".

Or Firefly and "Gorram". And yes, I've caught myself using both. Which is odd because I almost never swear in 21st Century English.

Nonny "Those shows are some really shiny dren!" Mouse

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quote:
Originally posted by Adelaide:
[QUOTE] Yeah, definitely the one unklesam linked to. I'm not sure where the "fabulous" part came from, because we don't catch much "Queer Eye", but the "one day you're in..." is from Project Runway.

Does this particular item scare anyone but me?
Vanilla in Concert

Griffin "ice, ice, baby" Roll

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Elsie
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Too much TV in general because I currently have the series premiere dates for all my favorite shows in my PDA.

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Neffti Noel
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You know you've watched too much Supernanny when your child misbehaves and you find yourself "dropping down to their level", fixing your face into steel and hissing "This level of chaoticness is un-ass-eptable behaviour."

You know you've watched too much Simpsons when your child misbehaves and you are so knackered that all you can manage is a Marge-style "Hnnngh?!"

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Oceanic Aura
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quote:
Originally posted by Udonny Mouse:
quote:
Originally posted by Ms. Congeniality:
Battlestar Galactica -- Everyone in the house says "FRACK!"

Same thing could be said for Farscape and "Frell".

Or Firefly and "Gorram". And yes, I've caught myself using both. Which is odd because I almost never swear in 21st Century English.

Nonny "Those shows are some really shiny dren!" Mouse

All of which are pale and wan compared to the glowing light that was Red Dwarf and "Smeg!" Great fun till I learned what smegma was, and all the more amusing thereafter.

Aura

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Simpsons - I've taken on Marge's angry grumble LOL

HEX (Brit Series) - Whenever I can't find something, I always wonder if there is a lesbian ghost somewhere in the vacinity ("Thelma?") [lol]

Shop at Home networks: because I know most of them by name [Roll Eyes]

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jessboo
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quote:
Originally posted by Neffti Neta:
You know you've watched too much Supernanny when your child misbehaves and you find yourself "dropping down to their level", fixing your face into steel and hissing "This level of chaoticness is un-ass-eptable behaviour."


unasseptable, [lol]

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Troberg
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All of which are pale and wan compared to the glowing light that was Red Dwarf and "Smeg!" Great fun till I learned what smegma was, and all the more amusing thereafter.
Which also spawned what might be the greatest line of any TV show ever, delivered by Kryten in his calm butler voice:

"I have to get out the smeghammer and loosen mister Lister's underpants."

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You know when you've been watching too much Father Ted when your 8yo and 2yo proudly start shouting "Feck! Arse! Girls! Drink!" in the queue at the Post Office.

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I know when I watched too much Simpsons when I eat something and go, "Mmmmmm ______"

When something amusing happens and I go, "Ha! Ha!"

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You know you've watched too much Father Ted when you grab the mic on Karaoke night and sing 'My Lovely Horse' with your best friend (including the 'hang on I can get this bit' and fake guitar noise/ actions).

We did get a sympathy clap though.

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You know you've watched too much Babylon 5 when you've barely gotten any sleep because you're so completely consumed with thoughts of what's going to happen, who's going to die (and how! and when!), and what it all means.

Or perhaps I just haven't watched enough yet...but 6 episodes a day is all my poor little brain can handle.

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quote:
Originally posted by SatansHobbit:
You know when you've been watching too much Father Ted when your 8yo and 2yo proudly start shouting "Feck! Arse! Girls! Drink!" in the queue at the Post Office.

Could I have my 2 DDs back please? [Big Grin]

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You know you've watched too much Coronation Street when you call everyone "love" and insult people by calling them a "big girl's blouse" and when moved to anger say "flaming nora". I get a lot of odd looks.

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Too much Law & Order when your 6 year old and 2 year old hum the theme along with the show. Oh yeah they also sing the theme to Another World (a soap no longer on the air except the old episodes on SoapNet and the theme they are singing is from the late 80's early 90's).
American Idol when your 6 year old keeps asking when Clay or Bo are going to be on.
Enterprise when the theme comes on and your 2 and 6 year old2 run into the room to sing and dance to it.
*thinks*
Oh yeah and E.R. for the same theme reasons. We also say "Frack" in this house some and I still say "Smeg" upon occasion. Of course if anyone says "I did it" in this house Dora the Exploerer music is sung. We also know just about every song from The Backyardigans.

Hmmm, maybe there's too much tv watching in my house. [lol]

Pixie "I love the boob tube" chic

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quote:
Originally posted by Pixiechic:
[ Of ourse if anyone says "I did it" in this house Dora the Exploerer music is sung. We also know just about every song from The Backyardigans.

Hmmm, maybe there's too much tv watching in my house. [lol]

Pixie "I love the boob tube" chic [/QB]

So you have my DDs. KKEEEEEEP THEM .

DO NOT GIVE THEN BACK [Big Grin]

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DAnnino
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quote:
Originally posted by Ms. Congeniality:
Battlestar Galactica -- Everyone in the house says "FRACK!"

[lol]

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Too many home improvement shows with the kidlets...

When my four-year-old sees a Home Depot sign and says, "You can build it, we can help"...

And when the car pulls up to a stop - and my two eldest and I discuss what would go into renovating the nearest crap-house. [lol]

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