quote:U.S. President Roosevelt exempted tobacco growers from having to fight in World War II because he declared tobacco an "essential crop."
Essential enough to be included in soldiers' emergency rations.
quote:Mixing Sani-Flush and Comet cleaners have been known to cause explosions.
Read the warning labels on the containers.
quote:CNN stands for "Cable News Network."
Is there anybody who didn't know this? I mean besides the
quote:50% of teenage boys [who] say that they would rather be rich than smart.