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A man who calls himself a satanic priest plans to run for governor of Minnesota on a 13-point platform that includes the public impaling of terrorists at the state Capitol building.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060112/D8F3CN386.html

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Wizard of Yendor
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So that's what First of Two has been up to.
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lmao wizard, that's what I was thinking!

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Well, you can't really accuse the guy of not being independent. From his campaign website:

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Any Terrorist who is caught in Minnesota while I am governor, will find out what the true meaning of my nickname: “The Impaler!” I will impale them right in front of our State Capital. Then Fed’s can take the terrorist’s body from the impaling stake. If the US Department of Justice (DOJ) wants to charge me with brutally murdering a terrorist, they may do so. I do not see an American Jury convicting me.
On the other hand:

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Upon becoming President [He's planning a 2008 Presidential bid, in addition to the 2006 run for governor] I will immediately recall ALL servicemen and women from combat areas around the world. Additionally, I will have President George W. Bush charged and tried for the murders of every American that has been killed in Iraq as a result of him sending them into War. Upon being convicted, I think everyone knows what his punishment will be...
Well, they elected Jesse Ventura...

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Wizard of Yendor
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Upon becoming President [He's planning a 2008 Presidential bid, in addition to the 2006 run for governor] I will immediately recall ALL servicemen and women from combat areas around the world. Additionally, I will have President George W. Bush charged and tried for the murders of every American that has been killed in Iraq as a result of him sending them into War. Upon being convicted, I think everyone knows what his punishment will be...
Oh. Probably not FoT then.
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Wild.Otaku
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Here's a clip from The Situation with Tucker Carlson. I tell ya, the guy is something else (the one vying for governor, not Carlson..but then again..eh).

Note: this is from MSN's video media section, so for those on dial up, it might take a while

http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=a8a12214-b422-49dc-9669-294b6b438bdd,deb7ece8-dcc2-4e77-b6cb-185cd025d32f&t=c150&f=06/64&p=

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Echinodermata Q. Taft
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Julie Carpenter says she was fired from her job as a school bus driver and her neighbors are requesting her eviction because of her religious beliefs as a self-proclaimed ‘witch’. Carpenter is the wife of Jonathon Sharkey, a ‘vampire’ who is campaigning for governor.

http://www.kstp.com/article/stories/s13470.html

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