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A man sought the help of a medium after he got tired of a female ghost who wanted to have sex with him every night for the last 16 years.

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2005/11/19/nation/12637742
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Honest mom -- I wasn't dry-humping the bed! You see, there's this GHOST! And she keeps demanding I have SEX with her. You mean you can't see her?

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Sounds like a not-particularly extraordinary case of schizophrenia.
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If I had this ghost, I don't know if I'd want her exorcised.

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I should've known that article will get some of you guys' attentions. [lol]

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Reminds me exactly of that bit with Dan Ackroyd in 'Ghostbusters'...

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Best ghost story ever.
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quote:
Originally posted by snopes:
A man sought the help of a medium after he got tired of a female ghost who wanted to have sex with him every night for the last 16 years.
This struck me as funny--he waited for 16 years to 'fess up, and only after five lost girlfriends and several lost jobs. Y'mean, it wasn't a problem before then? [Big Grin]

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Originally posted by snopes:
A man sought the help of a medium after he got tired of a female ghost who wanted to have sex with him every night for the last 16 years.
This struck me as funny--he waited for 16 years to 'fess up, and only after five lost girlfriends and several lost jobs. Y'mean, it wasn't a problem before then? [Big Grin]
Maybe she asked him to marry her and suddenly the relationship wasn't fun anymore! *ouch* *ouch* Sorry, Mrs. Ganz! Just kidding! *ouch*
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Can anyone explain to me what the last three paragraphs of that story (about the "lazy man village") had to do with the sex ghost story?!

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Someone beat me to the obvious punchline.

I don't see the problem. Sex every night? Then she disappears and you don't see her until the next night, and you don't even have to leave any money on the dresser. As far as I'm concerned, it doesn't get much better.

Where can I find that?

Robbiev -obviously, I'm not too picky- 427

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Really, that doesn't sound too bad. The story said she even appeared in different images, so it's not like he'd get bored boning the same old ghost every night.
I guess this means all those movies that show a living person's hand (or any other appendage) going right through the ghost are wrong then? Unless that's what frustrated him.

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quote:
Originally posted by TrishDaDish:
Can anyone explain to me what the last three paragraphs of that story (about the "lazy man village") had to do with the sex ghost story?!
I was wondering that too. My guess would be a drunk web author or a database in a mix-master.

Judy

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quote:
Originally posted by TrishDaDish:
Can anyone explain to me what the last three paragraphs of that story (about the "lazy man village") had to do with the sex ghost story?!
I figured it was one of those "news of the weird" sorts of things where they do several several 'strange' stories, and use the headline of the first one.

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I think he watched this movie one too many times.

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quote:
Originally posted by TrishDaDish:
Can anyone explain to me what the last three paragraphs of that story (about the "lazy man village") had to do with the sex ghost story?!
The Star has a few columns or a page sometimes reserved for notable (or interesting) stories published from other Chinese, Malay and Indian language newspapers in Malaysia, which are all then summarised in English. Each language gets a column each, it's not suprising that they tend to squeeze unrelated stories into one column.

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