Canuckistan
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Nope ... I'm not going to do it.
I'm not going to say that these people who see Jesus in everything from a tree to dog crap need to grow up, BECAUSE GOD DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY, YOU NITWITS!
Why am I not going to say it?
Because that's what I always say. And I just can't be bothered anymore.
Yes, I realize the irony of this post. Don't bother pointing it out.
ETA: Personally, I see a steer. But if that is Jesus, he's been decapitated.
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Hmm. Looks like ol' Jesus has some sort of big goiter 'round the tummy.
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guruwan2b
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But guys, isn't there a little Jesus in all of us.....
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Evertime I hear of something like this, I think of my door with the image of Jesus.(if you truely believe, you can see the silhouette of Jesus with his arms out stretched and the face of Mary below) I said a cuss word and not more then 5 minutes later, I stubbed my toe on the door, and everyone knows Jesus hates cuss words.
I'm with Canuckistan, the image looks like a side of beef. I'm sure with the attention, she'll get a good price for it on ebay.
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quote:Originally said by the woman who saw the magnetic resonance Jesus:
"My neck does feel better. I don't know if that was Jesus or physical therapy."[/QB]
Hmmm, I wonder which it might be.
And I agree, Canuckistan. It looks like Jesus is decapitated. If this were an omen, it wouldn't be a good one.
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This woman needs to lay off the communion wafers. She's eaten so much of the Body of Christ, it looks like she reconstituted Him inside her.
Wonko "I can't Believe I ate the whole thing" the Sane
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quote:Originally posted by WonkoTheSane: This woman needs to lay off the communion wafers. She's eaten so much of the Body of Christ, it looks like she reconstituted Him inside her.
Wonko "I can't Believe I ate the whole thing" the Sane
Perhaps she needs to be anointed with oil so she can start a religious movement? Or would the spirit alone be enough to move her? Perhaps her parish should switch to high-fiber wafers? "Catho-lax wafers! Now with hyssop and thorns. Lets you share in the passion of the Christ! Start a whole new movement in your congregation!"
I'm going to Hell.
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I see a frog with a giant horn in mid-jump (tip your head to the left).
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Are my eyes tricking me or does Jesus have a nice "package"?
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That's supposed to be Jesus? It looks like the crappy drawings of the female reproductive system that my sex ed teacher drew on the chalkboard... except that looks like one seriously anorexic uterus.
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I don't care if it rains or freezes, Long as I got my headless Jesus Riding in the curvature of my spine!
And Dakota Pride; your door looks like a Nazgul. How the heck can you get any sleep with that thing staring at you?
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It's actually on the pantry door off the kitchen so I don't have to see it..much. I never notice it until my cousin pointed at the door and said "It's the image of Jesus! get thee to ebay!"
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quote:Originally posted by Bonnie: ... putting the Christ back in X-ray.
You obviously would deserve that: , but seriously:
Don "X-Ray! *snigger*" Enrico
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You're all going to Hell. Save me a good seat, would you?
-Tabby the princess with claws
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I'm no expert on Holy Images, but this one is CLEARLY Superman coming in for a tip-toe landing, cape flying in the breeze. Or is it Zorro the Gay Blade?
Kindly Wise
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In fact, looking at a larger version of the picture, I can see to the left of the image, outlined in silhouette, the profile of Alfred Hitchcock ...or possibly... Caillou
quote:Originally posted by Mad Jay: Are my eyes tricking me or does Jesus have a nice "package"?
Thank DOYC I'm not the only, nor the first, to think that. We're all on the same train to hell.
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guruwan2b
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quote:Originally posted by Roadie:
quote:Originally posted by Mad Jay: Are my eyes tricking me or does Jesus have a nice "package"?
Thank DOYC I'm not the only, nor the first, to think that. We're all on the same train to hell.
Well, by linking to this thread I have cinched my place as the enginner on the train to hell....
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Well if it is Jesus, he's on that cross backwards. That's not his package you guys are oogling over, it's his behind! Can't you see him looking over his shoulder at you?
vanilla(does my butt look fat inside this woman?)pink
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Vanilla, he's actually saying "Does this cross make my butt look big?"
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Dammit, I so nearly posted that, but thought I'd be hellbound for sure...
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guruwan2b
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Room for you in the first car, ladies....
-------------------- Too much of this navel gazing and we'll disappear up our own arses. Danvers Carew Posts: 7465 | From: Oklahoma | Registered: Oct 2001
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quote:Originally posted by tribrats: Hubby's CT W/contrast on his brain looks like 2 dancing monkeys.
Hate to break it to you, tribrats - they're not dancing.
Looks like your husband has hot-monkey sex on the brain.
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I wish I could say he was but the headaches are just as bad if not worse. If this round of drugs don't help, they will admit him and induce deep sleep for 3 days and see if that helps. From what I understand it "resets the brain".
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So sorry to hear that. Sending healing vibes from the Midwest your way.
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