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Canuckistan
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quote:
> PET SEAL
It's not that kind of seal.

[lol]

quote:
> ADMIT MISTAKES
You are unable to admit mistakes.

> ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY
You are unable to accept responsibility.

> DECLARE VICTORY
I do not know what you mean by "victory."

> QUIT
Oh, how we wish you would.

Ouch.

ETA: This is brilliant.

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People need to stop appropriating Jesus as their reason for behaving badly. It's so irritating. (Avril)

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Friends of Alfred
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Genius - pure genuis!

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MamaBird
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> SAY "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED"
"Mission accomplished."

> EXAMINE MISSION
The mission is not accomplished.


[lol] [lol] [lol] [lol] [lol] [lol]

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Don Enrico
Happy Xmas (Warranty Is Over)


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Did you read the comments? Some additions suggested are as funny as the original.

ETA: Even if some of them feel the need to continue the "book upside down" UL... [Smile]

BTW: There's a comment by "Stuck in Canuckistan on January 17, 2006". Canuckistan, is that you?

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My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling, but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places. - Pooh Bear

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Deansinger
Deck the Malls


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Very funny stuff. I also enjoyed the fond memories of playing Zork on an Apple IIC.

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Canuckistan
Ding Dong! Merrily on High Definition TV


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quote:
Originally posted by Don Enrico:
BTW: There's a comment by "Stuck in Canuckistan on January 17, 2006". Canuckistan, is that you?

Sorry, not me.

You mean someone is impersonating me (kind of) on the Internet? I guess you just can't trust anyone is who they say they are, can you?

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Ben Who
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I love how little scrolling it takes to get to the "But Clinton..." posts...

Love, Who?

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