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A woman in the northern Bulgarian town of Ruse survived a car crash thanks to her silicon breasts which acted as an airbag.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20061002/od_afp/bulgariahealthsurgery_061002153627

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L
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Silicone I should hope.

Silicon would be a tad crunchy [Wink]

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liebeslied
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I'm having trouble visualizing this...did her implants inflate? Or does silicone have better shock absorbance than regular breast tissue? Perhaps I should look into getting a silicone-padded bra...
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Brad from Georgia
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So...how do we get the gals who have them to sit on our laps while we drive?

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Well Brad first you go to the worst part of town you can find and then you talk to the nice lady on the corner [Big Grin]

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Warlok
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I'm far more worried about the alternative which might involve a 36D Brad
[Wink]

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quote:
Originally posted by Warlok:
I'm far more worried about the alternative which might involve a 36D Brad
[Wink]

Warlok

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Radical Dory
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quote:
Originally posted by L:
Silicone I should hope.

Silicon would be a tad crunchy [Wink]

"Crunchy Silicone Breasts" would be a good name for a rock band...

Or maybe not. [fish]

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