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Ovalescent
We Wish You a Merry Giftmas


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I was a fan of the original proximity alert thread, but it was pretty long, so I thought I'd continue the idea in a new thread when I saw this:

"Tongue amputated by train"
"Nailed his testicles to the roof"

...and thought that perhaps one guy was having a very, very bad day.

Thanks to abbubmah for starting the original thread!

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"You're all suffering from trauma because it was so boring in the womb!"

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Psihala
Little Sales Drummer Boy


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Revenge on Hillbillies ... The Wedding Planning Thread


~Psihala
(*Old pro...)

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Nion
We Three Blings


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Silly things we thought as children . . . Should Bush/Cheney Be Impeached? A Poll

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It can't rain all the time.

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Radical Dory
God Rest Ye Merry Retail Clerks


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Would you live in a "murder house"? ... Well, you should have thought of that!

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"But about the reindeer...what kind of a nose shines? How did he get it? Maybe it's not a reindeer after all. It could be something else."

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Nonny Mouse, on Santa's laptop
Once in Royal Circuit City


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Lots of people approve use of torture...Am I being a prude?

Nonny

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When there isn't anything else worth analyzing, we examine our collective navel. I found thirty-six cents in change in mine the other day. Let no one say that there is no profit in philosophy. -- Silas Sparkhammer

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TallGeekyGirl
O Read, O Read, The Manual


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Rush Limbaugh puts his foot in his mouth. Again.

This is NOT appropriate dinner conversation!

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See, if I tell you about it, it won't be a mystery. It'll just be a fact, an ugly, moist fact, squatting on your brain like an octopus. And you don't want an octopus squatting on your brain, do you, son? -- Stan Smith, American Dad

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mystic burrito
I'll Be Home for After Christmas Sales


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Rush Limbaugh puts his foot in his mouth. Again.
Gross-out candy


And why would I want to watch it again?
The Amazing Race 10

I'm sorry that...
Sexy Halloween Costumes Rile Parents

Recomend Me Some Horror Movies
In which Mosherette feels invisible

mystic burrito

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rockland6674
We Wish You a Merry Giftmas


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In the SLC forum:

How do you cope with in-laws? - Self Defense Class

- rock "Boot to the head" land

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Richard W
Ding Dong! Merrily on High Definition TV


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What your pet is thinking: I've had better weeks. Please let the election be over already!

(It's a shame it's not in front of "I'm just a sweet transvestite, transsexual from Transylvania")

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Tootsie Plunkette
Buy a Torch, Jeanette, Isabella


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Product placement — you can't escape it ... Snopes 24 Hour Photo Challenge - 28 - Product Placement

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--Tootsie

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chillas
Coventry Mall Carol


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Man accused of having sex with dead deer - Free Viagra spices up small Brazilian town

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Come on, come on - spin a little tighter
Come on, come on - and the world's a little brighter


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Radical Dory
God Rest Ye Merry Retail Clerks


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Tits!...Hard on yourself?

[fish]

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"But about the reindeer...what kind of a nose shines? How did he get it? Maybe it's not a reindeer after all. It could be something else."

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Pogue Ma-humbug
Happy Christmas (Malls are Open)


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"10News Uncovers the Dangers of MySpace"

snopes/myspace conversion chart

Pogue

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Let's drink to the causes in your life:
Your family, your friends, the union, your wife.

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IlGreven, Swan a-Swimmin'
Grandma Got Run Over by a Rain Check


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Those who know my mind better than I do...
I've lost my mind

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A gigantic force on the 'Net, and even BIGGER in person.

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AmISalmon
Deck the Malls


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Don't piss on an electric fence (NFBSK)...
Laws prohibit smoking around children.

Which is even more appropriate given the photo in the electric fence thread!

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That Psammead, That Psammead, I do not like that Psammead.

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Amethyst Dragon
Deck the Malls


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Proximity Alert II: Revenge of the Active Topics
So un-glamorous (DEFINATE TMI FOR ACTIVE TOPICS)

ETF spelling

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24K_ Kate
Markdown, the Herald Angels Sing


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US Mint pushes new $1 coin...
Dept. of Wishful Thinking

What are you playing now, Part Deux...
Don't piss on an electric fence (NFBSK)


How much of a Republican or Democrat are you?...
How the "Left" Stole Christmas

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I have a 60 second snack idea for Rachel (Ray): Xanax, vodka, fall asleep.--Adrianne Frost, Best Week Ever.

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TallGeekyGirl
O Read, O Read, The Manual


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quote:
Originally posted by 24K_ Kate:
[QB] US Mint pushes new $1 coin...
Dept. of Wishful Thinking

Argh! I came here specifically to post this one! Ya beat me to it! lol

quote:
What are you playing now, Part Deux...
Don't piss on an electric fence (NFBSK)

Ahh... Ren and Stimpy... how we miss you! [Big Grin]

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See, if I tell you about it, it won't be a mystery. It'll just be a fact, an ugly, moist fact, squatting on your brain like an octopus. And you don't want an octopus squatting on your brain, do you, son? -- Stan Smith, American Dad

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Wicked Tinkerbell
Hock Harold Angel's Bling


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Judge: Make Bills Recognizable to the Blind

Inflatable Artwork Kills Two

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"People are bastard-covered bastards with bastard filling."--Scrubs

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Wicked Tinkerbell
Hock Harold Angel's Bling


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How the “Left” Stole Christmas

Cattle Mutilations resurrect recurring mystery

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"I'm not Irish, I'm Celtic. The difference? Celts cut off your head and put it on their door lintel." --Aimee Evilpixie
"People are bastard-covered bastards with bastard filling."--Scrubs

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TallGeekyGirl
O Read, O Read, The Manual


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What are the kids in your life getting for Christmas?
Jealousy


IKEA furniture
13 Things that Do No Make Sense ...

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See, if I tell you about it, it won't be a mystery. It'll just be a fact, an ugly, moist fact, squatting on your brain like an octopus. And you don't want an octopus squatting on your brain, do you, son? -- Stan Smith, American Dad

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candycane from strangers
Angels Wii Have Heard on High


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So you say you want a snopes calendar?
21st Century anniversary gifts

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Me: "He's 19? Uh oh, I bought him a beer."
A: "You contributed to the deliquency of a minor in drag!"
"Sweet spell check: keeping drunks off the radar since 1995."- IND
God Re-Animate Green Pork Bush

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TallGeekyGirl
O Read, O Read, The Manual


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What are you reading?
Lovecraft?

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See, if I tell you about it, it won't be a mystery. It'll just be a fact, an ugly, moist fact, squatting on your brain like an octopus. And you don't want an octopus squatting on your brain, do you, son? -- Stan Smith, American Dad

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chillas
Coventry Mall Carol


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You Don't Have to Be Psychotic to Support Bush... But It Helps
I've lost my mind

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Come on, come on - spin a little tighter
Come on, come on - and the world's a little brighter


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Nion
We Three Blings


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This was here in the SLC but was too funny not to mention!

These were all together:

Pink eye?
Flying with baby!
WARTS!
Digital Camera Repairs


And below them all:

Things you love for no reason

[Big Grin]

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It can't rain all the time.

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Tyrone Slothrop
I'm Dreaming of a White Sale


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Here in SLC:

Pink Eye?
Wish Me Luck

(maybe should be NFBSK) [Big Grin]

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"The universe works on a math equation that never even ever really even ends in the end"

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TallGeekyGirl
O Read, O Read, The Manual


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"In training" Give them a break!

Shamu attacks trainer during show at SeaWorld San Diego

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See, if I tell you about it, it won't be a mystery. It'll just be a fact, an ugly, moist fact, squatting on your brain like an octopus. And you don't want an octopus squatting on your brain, do you, son? -- Stan Smith, American Dad

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Ganzfeld
Let There Be PCs on Earth


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What did James get for Christmas?
-- Legendary Singer James Brown Dies at 73

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