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Richard W
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quote:
Originally posted by Stoneage Dinosaur:
It does seem fairly blatant from the Extra's:

OWO £10
CIM £10
'A' £20
WS £10

OWO = Oral without (condom)
CIM = Cum in mouth
A = fairly obvious
WS = water sports?

Are you sure? Especially about the last two? "A" = Anal (I assume - sorry, not obvious to me)? I really wouldn't know, but I would assume that those last two at least would cost far more than that, if they mean what you say they mean...
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Victoria J
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quote:
Originally posted by Richard W:
]Are you sure? Especially about the last two? "A" = Anal (I assume - sorry, not obvious to me)? I really wouldn't know, but I would assume that those last two at least would cost far more than that, if they mean what you say they mean...

I have no idea what standard prices for this would be, and really don't want to know (I DO have a problem with this sort of massage parlour), but I looked at the site before the quote was posted and it is clear there that the "extra" charges quoted above are on top of the standard charge - so that is £20 more than um, average* sex not £20 in total.

*What should you say ? normal ? straight ? vanilla ? ....

Victoria J

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Stoneage Dinosaur
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quote:
Originally posted by Richard W:
Are you sure? Especially about the last two? "A" = Anal (I assume - sorry, not obvious to me)? I really wouldn't know, but I would assume that those last two at least would cost far more than that, if they mean what you say they mean...

I was just guessing for the last two, but if OWO and CIM are what I said they are, then surely 'A' must be anal, and I can't think of anything else for WS. As Victoria J says, they are extras on top of the basic fee (£40 for 40 minutes), so if you want the works it's going to cost £90 (although they do point out that "some girlz may include OWO in the basic price").

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Originally posted by Dogwater:
"I think it moved...It may have moved, I don't know. ... "

The test is if it moves when they touch it.

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Brothels masquerading as massage parlours in Richmond, BC maybe?
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Joostik
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quote:
Originally posted by jessboo:
my mum's a massage therapist and it's really not a problem. She only does people she knows, or husbands etc. of her existing clients

The implication being that, if you know the therapist personally you won't get an erection? In other words, it's not that unavoidable.
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pob14
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quote:
Originally posted by Zorro:
I go for deep-tissue massages a few times a year.

"Deep-tissue massage" is absolutely the best euphemism for masturbation I've ever heard. [Smile]

(And yes, I'm aware you didn't mean it that way. Nevertheless.)

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jessboo
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quote:
Originally posted by Joostik:
quote:
Originally posted by jessboo:
my mum's a massage therapist and it's really not a problem. She only does people she knows, or husbands etc. of her existing clients

The implication being that, if you know the therapist personally you won't get an erection? In other words, it's not that unavoidable.
Well...no. The implication being that it's safer to do people you know than random strangers off the street.

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Joostik
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quote:
Originally posted by jessboo:
quote:
Originally posted by Joostik:
quote:
Originally posted by jessboo:
my mum's a massage therapist and it's really not a problem. She only does people she knows, or husbands etc. of her existing clients

The implication being that, if you know the therapist personally you won't get an erection? In other words, it's not that unavoidable.
Well...no. The implication being that it's safer to do people you know than random strangers off the street.
I really don't see the contradiction with what I said.
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Neffti Noel
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quote:
Originally posted by Joostik:
quote:
Originally posted by jessboo:
quote:
Originally posted by Joostik:
quote:
Originally posted by jessboo:
my mum's a massage therapist and it's really not a problem. She only does people she knows, or husbands etc. of her existing clients

The implication being that, if you know the therapist personally you won't get an erection? In other words, it's not that unavoidable.
Well...no. The implication being that it's safer to do people you know than random strangers off the street.
I really don't see the contradiction with what I said.
I think jessboo is saying that her Mum would be uncomfortable being alone with a complete stranger who is naked and has an erection, since she doesn't know if they are expecting "extras".

I don't think she's saying that knowing someone personally is a guarantee against erections, but it CAN be a guarantee against the "extras" subject.

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jessboo
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Exactly. If someone you don't know comes to you and expects 'extras' and you say no, you don't know how thy're going to react. It's not safe to have people you don't know in that position if you work on your own. It's fairly safe to assume that a) your friend's husband doesn't want extras, and b) he won't jump you.

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Troberg
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It's fairly safe to assume that a) your friend's husband doesn't want extras, and b) he won't jump you.
and c) he sure as hell won't talk about it if he gets some extras.

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I have a not so wonderful back and see a physio once a month for it - and I get a massage from Alice, a professional and qualified massage therapist.

Alice is very attractive and also a friend but when she is working, she:

a. Is utterly professional
b. does not arouse me in any way at all except when we talk politics which is a quite different sort of arousal
c. Advises me on how to manage my gardener
d. can fix my back like no-one else
e. causes me much pain for the greater good

A deep tissue massage when you need it from an expert is as erotic as a punch IMHO

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Neffti Noel
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quote:
Originally posted by Troberg:
quote:
It's fairly safe to assume that a) your friend's husband doesn't want extras, and b) he won't jump you.
and c) he sure as hell won't talk about it if he gets some extras.
and d) if he does get some extras, he is going to have to pay a lot more than £20 to ensure your friend never hears about it. [lol]
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