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Chris Penn Lover
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This is probably old news and has been explored on this board before. So forgive me if it is redundant.

Upper decking is supposedly the practice of um, depositting one's solids into the cistern of a toilet. In doing this, everytime the toilet is flushed consequently the toilet will refill with um, contaminated water. This ofcourse will not go on forever and the owner of said toilet may expediate the cleansing process by fishing the solid from the tank. Needless to say the whole affair is very unpleasant to anyone using the bathroom soon after the "event."

There is a site - FUDGE, 'Fighting Upper-Decking Goons with Education' that details the supposed phenomenon. It seems clear that this website is intended for entertainment purposes and may indeed have invented the whole idea itself. Even so, the idea is out there now and I'm sure more than one fratboy has tried the trick. My question is: has anyone on this board experienced first hand or heard of an "upper decking" happening to say, a friend's cousin's roommate.

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Ligeia
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Back when I worked in fast food I would fairly regularly find "solid waste" in the sink, the trash can, the urinal, or on the floor. I once even saw a man run from the restroom with his pants around his ankles, screaming about demons and leaving splatters of waste across the entire lobby. But this is the first I ever heard of "upper decking." Thank goodness I got out of that business before someone put that idea in people's heads.

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LeaflessMapleTree
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Ugh.

That only reminds me of the most traumatic experience I ever had working in the grocery store. Which was, namely, the incident of a man with a colostomy bag...and it spilled all over the floor of the bathroom...and a co-worker and I had to pour bleach all over it and mop it up. Blech. I have horrible memories of it.

But never any "upper-decking" to speak of.

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TuFurg
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quote:
Originally posted by Chris Penn Lover:

There is a site - FUDGE, 'Fighting Upper-Decking Goons with Education' that details the supposed phenomenon.

Pooping in the upper tank of a toilet is considered a "phenomenon"? Oooooook.

And taking into account the statement that "(Upperdecking) leaves friends and family in shards, and can wreck relationships"- I'd say it's pretty clear it's not a serious site.

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YudanTaiteki
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A funnier (and less messy?) trick is to pour dishwashing liquid in the tank, then when the person flushes it, soap suds will go all over the bathroom. Of course this is juvenile as well but not quite as offensive as the upper decker, I don't think.
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quote:
Originally posted by YudanTaiteki:
A funnier (and less messy?) trick is to pour dishwashing liquid in the tank, then when the person flushes it, soap suds will go all over the bathroom. Of course this is juvenile as well but not quite as offensive as the upper decker, I don't think.

Oooooooooh. Thanks for the idea. [Big Grin]

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I once um "saw" some teenagers dump a few bottles of cheap dishwashing liquid into a fountain in the center of the city where I live the next day there was like a ton of sude in there.

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quote:
Originally posted by YudanTaiteki:
A funnier (and less messy?) trick is to pour dishwashing liquid in the tank, then when the person flushes it, soap suds will go all over the bathroom. Of course this is juvenile as well but not quite as offensive as the upper decker, I don't think.

A funny combination of the two is to mix together some food colouring to make a deep, gross brown colour, pour that into the cistern, and then add dish soap. Brown goopy suds pouring into the toilet bowl are enough to make anyone take pause. And perhaps vomit.

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Mapleleaf is a bad, bad influence. I like that. [Big Grin]

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Troberg
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I once um "saw" some teenagers dump a few bottles of cheap dishwashing liquid into a fountain in the center of the city where I live the next day there was like a ton of sude in there.
Happens all the time here, especially in a fountain in the middle of a roundabout. Darn near crashed there once due to the soapy road, as the foam had been blown all over the place by the wind.

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quote:
Originally posted by Troberg:
quote:
I once um "saw" some teenagers dump a few bottles of cheap dishwashing liquid into a fountain in the center of the city where I live the next day there was like a ton of sude in there.
Happens all the time here, especially in a fountain in the middle of a roundabout. Darn near crashed there once due to the soapy road, as the foam had been blown all over the place by the wind.
It's a common prank in Marburg, germany, too. My hometown is a University town, and graduating students like to leave a mark that way.

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Troberg
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quote:
graduating students like to leave a mark that way.
Yep, the foam season is near.

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The judge to the defendant: "Are you aware how much it cost to clean the fountain after your so called prank?"

"But, sir! It was a detergent, wasn't it?"

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LeaflessMapleTree
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quote:
Originally posted by Spamamander with cheese on rye:
Mapleleaf is a bad, bad influence. I like that. [Big Grin]

I try [Smile]

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There's a large fountain in the middle of my town that has different colored lights lit up in it at night, and kids are frequently dumping detergent in it.

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A FOAF told me that a bottle of dishwashing liquid (Fairy) would fill a laundrette with suds. He was right, it does!

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Before he was fired, the "Greaseman" a DC disk jockey, frequently talked about upper decking someone.
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A few weeks into my first job in high school I was given a mop, pail, bleach and gloves by the manager. He told me to clean up the Men's room.

Upon opening the stall I was horrified and amazed to find a real work of art. Someone had taken a dump on the floor and then strung toilet paper in a web throughout the stall.

Had it not occured years previous to the movie, I'd have compared it to the scene in Silence of the Lambs when that security guard was splayed open and hung up for display.

Truly, there was an artist at work.

BTW, I held that job for several more years. Poop cleaners have job security [Smile]

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Good God!!! I thought I had heard it all. Who would think to do such a disgusting thing and for what reason?!?!?

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They put dish soap in the fountian in Ft. Collins, Colorado. So says my brother that lives there

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A certain gated retirement community a few miles from here has a large ornamental waterfall at its main entrance. Every few years the waterfall is soaped, and every time a small clot of suds remains in the center of the pool (above the drain) for weeks afterward.

Restaurant supply houses, such as Smart&Final, offer industrial-sized (half-liter and liter) bottles of vegetable coloring in all the standard colors, if for any reason this is of interest to anyone.

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I read about upper decking on www.manscat.com a few months ago.

I WAS CURIOUS! (it's a curse) [Razz]

"Farming" was more disturbing. That’s when the poop fetishist puts a device in a toilet so the poo doesn’t get flushed down, and they can collect turds from public loos.

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Is that a akin to sabotaging ATM machines to get peoples cards?

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