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Comment: I work at a prison and was told by more than one pimp that they
could test if one of their "employees" had a sexually transmitted
infection by taking a bit of their ear wax, placing it on thier finger,
and inserting it into the "employee's" vagina. They said that if she
"jumped" she had contracted a disease.

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You would think that a "hoe" wouldn't notice anyways after working so long... [Roll Eyes]

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I'll check with a pimp at work on Monday but to me this seems pretty bogus.

That'll be a great conversational moment though:

Me-"So, ever stuck ear wax in a woman's vagina?"
Pimp- "I don't know where your from... but that'll probably cost extra."

Note to self. Do not ask a pimp about ear wax.

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So, uh... how do you know a pimp?
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Well, if his profile is true, he's a correctional officer with the last name of "Crook." (Coincidence?) I imagine there would be a pimp or two in lockup. If not, it's a joke. [lol]

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quote:
Originally posted by Signora Del Drago:
Well, if his profile is true, he's a correctional officer with the last name of "Crook." (Coincidence?) I imagine there would be a pimp or two in lockup. If not, it's a joke. [lol]

I missed the last name but now that I think of it hes either an employee of the prison system or a guest....

did "nomus occuponimous" dy

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Employee.. I'm a correctional officer at the Maryland Reception Diagnotstic and Categorizatoin Center.

And the Crook thing is ironic, but most guys at work don't catch it.

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A friend of mine shared this pearl of wisdom with me when he came home from Navy Boot Camp. That was in 1979. I guess this is another one of those things medical science is hiding from us.....

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diddy
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quote:
Originally posted by effo5231:
Employee.. I'm a correctional officer at the Maryland Reception Diagnotstic and Categorizatoin Center.

And the Crook thing is ironic, but most guys at work don't catch it.

I wish I had been more obvious at the time, but I was joking. I had no doubt you are an employee....

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Sorry Diddy, I was insanely tired when I read and replied.

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quote:
Originally posted by effo5231:
. . .And the Crook thing is ironic, but most guys at work don't catch it.

it's cuz them guys at work jes ain't as smart as yer avrige snopester! [lol]

My son is with FBOP. He used to hate it. Said the sound of those gates closing behind you is hard to take, even though you know you'll be leaving in 8 hours. He's a counselor, now, and that may be what kept him from quitting. Life outside custody duty is much better. He feels like he may be doing some good, as opposed to warehousing.

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I couldn't find any info on ear wax & STDs--probably because the organisms just aren't going to be found in ear wax. I did find questions on ear was and HIV. Here's the best answer Ear wax and HIV There has even been a study that concluded “This study showed that cerumen has no risk for transmission of hepatitis C virus infection, even in patients with high hepatitis C virus RNA serum levels; however, standard infection control precautions should be applied carefully in all examinations and surgical operations of the ears.”

I did find references to the UL, for instnace in a blog about basic training "Put some ear wax on your pinky and pretty much use it to test if a girl has a STD. If she pulls with it then you can 'hit that' but if she pulls back in pain don't go near it. Oh, the valuable information you can learn at BCT." And, from another blog "Basically you just dig in your ear and start fingering the girl..If she tell you to stop cause its hurting her than most likely she's burnin..the bacteria from earwax gives off a chemical reaction with her 'std'.."

I also got side tracked by this question on usenet " Subject: human urine good to clean out human ear wax???" If you know usenet, you;ll understand when I add that it was posted by Archimedes Plutonium.

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quote:
Originally posted by effo5231:
Sorry Diddy, I was insanely tired when I read and replied.

Don't worry about it. I was posting that one right before work when I was rushed and just didnt think about adding an icon to make the joke more obvious.

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If I saw my lover going to town picking a big old piece of wax from their head and then wanting to use it in places it's not meant to go, I think I'd pull back too. But mostly as that's one of the most nastiest mood breakers I can think of. Why don't they pick their nose and use that as a lubricant, while they're at it??!! Bleah.  -

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