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Comment: Ok this is kinda sick but I can't help but wonder if it's true..
I've heard this from a couple sources so it sounds like it may be an urban
legend.. kinda xrated..

So it goes that this woman who is really into kinky sex decides to ask her
bf to do her with a bottle. Her bf does and he pumps it in and out open
side up. When she is done, he removes it and do to the suction, some of
her guts come out with the bottle and she dies from blood loss. I'm
thinking that there probably is some suction but could it kill you? Not
that I want to do it but that's weird!

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One would wonder where the air from inside of the bottle went. I sincerely doubt anything like this ever happened. Although, depending on how "rough" said kinky activity was, it is theoretically possible that damage was done to the cervix and uterus... possibly causing a hemorrhage... bit I am HIGHLY skeptical as to the vacuum theory.

You could always suggest it to the Mythbusters guys. I'd love to see the anatomical alterations to Buster. [lol]

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Actually my SIL works in A and E (emergency room) and has seen quite a few 'stuck' bottles (mostly anal, though). Partly, some of the air is pushed out by motion, partly beacause the activity warms up the air inside the bottle so it expands, pushing a little more out. When the air cools it contracts, creating enough suction to make removing the bottle very difficult and painful. Many A&E depts have access to a diamond-tipped saw or drill (to break the pressure) for just this kind of incident!

However, it would be extremely unlikely for anyone to die by pulling it out. The real damage is done by those fools who in an effort to get it out without having to get help *break the bottle* (ouch...)

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Well, I was listening to Love Line on K-roq(106.7 fm) on the radio and Dr. Drew got a call from this guy saying that he heard from his friend that him and his girl were having sex and her dad came into the room and caught them..so he pulled out of her fast and found that her organs were stuck to his penis. Dr. Drew said that this is true and it can happen. The cervial opening gets stuck to the penis and comes out. then a lack of oxygen to the heart and other organs can kill a female...if the problem is not brought to medical attention quickly. So this is pretty much true and explainable.

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quote:
Originally posted by icky:
Well, I was listening to Love Line on K-roq(106.7 fm) on the radio and Dr. Drew got a call from this guy saying that he heard from his friend that him and his girl were having sex and her dad came into the room and caught them..so he pulled out of her fast and found that her organs were stuck to his penis. Dr. Drew said that this is true and it can happen. The cervial opening gets stuck to the penis and comes out. then a lack of oxygen to the heart and other organs can kill a female...if the problem is not brought to medical attention quickly. So this is pretty much true and explainable.

Can I be the only one who has real trouble believing that this is possible? I'm no doctor, but the idea of turning a woman inside out to THIS degree seems like a stretch... so to speak.

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Originally posted by WonkoTheSane:
QUOTE]Can I be the only one who has real trouble believing that this is possible? I'm no doctor, but the idea of turning a woman inside out to THIS degree seems like a stretch... so to speak.

Wonko [/QB]

Well, to put the investigation simple...the cervics...and so on are really not that connected to hardly anything of the viginal walls.

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I have a very hard time believing that anyone died from it. I guess a uterine prolapse can happen if suction is applied in the right conditions of abdominal weakness, but it isn't one of those immediately fatal type things.

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Did this put anyone else in mind of Fatty Arbuckle ?

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TMI!!!!!


I know from experience that this is extremely likely not true. Besides, I'm pretty sure there would have to be a vacuum in the bottle to do what is described and there's just no way to do that and still... do that.

Also, if you think about anatomy, there are no "guts" attached to be sucked out of that part of the female system. Of course, I'm sure that's a general term and they could be referring to the uterus and ovaries. All highly unlikely. Sounds like a story we kids would have told our friends to freak them out when we were maybe 13 or 14 years old.

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quote:
Originally posted by WonkoTheSane:
quote:
Originally posted by icky:
Well, I was listening to Love Line on K-roq(106.7 fm) on the radio and Dr. Drew got a call from this guy saying that he heard from his friend that him and his girl were having sex and her dad came into the room and caught them..so he pulled out of her fast and found that her organs were stuck to his penis. Dr. Drew said that this is true and it can happen. The cervial opening gets stuck to the penis and comes out. then a lack of oxygen to the heart and other organs can kill a female...if the problem is not brought to medical attention quickly. So this is pretty much true and explainable.

Can I be the only one who has real trouble believing that this is possible? I'm no doctor, but the idea of turning a woman inside out to THIS degree seems like a stretch... so to speak.

Wonko

I think it is a load of bull-NFBSK. Normal sex does not involve the penis pentrating the cervix. So how could the cervix get stuck to the penis? While there are a number of fluids in and around there, none of them have the kind of adhesive force to pull out anything.

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My grandma (she's around 87 now), told my mom this story, and then it was relayed to me. My grandma went to her doctor because whenever she went to the bathroom, some of her "insides" would come out. Her doctor told her that it was harmless and a common condition in elderly females. Apparently, her cervix actually started dropping out out of her vagina...but that wasn't the gross part...He actually told her "to stuff it back in when you get done urinating." So, she just "stuffs it back up there." The original post could have been an offshoot of an actual medical condition.

I know my information could be faulty, but c'mon, can I really call my grandma a liar?

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Maybe she confused her body parts and just had hemroids?
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No it is a not uncommon problem of elderly ladies. It is called a prolapse, and it can be fixed with surgery. But it it isn't causing any problems other than popping out when she urinates there I don't think there is anything wrong with just sticking it back in. (But I am not a doctor)

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My grandma (she's around 87 now), told my mom this story, and then it was relayed to me. My grandma went to her doctor because whenever she went to the bathroom, some of her "insides" would come out. Her doctor told her that it was harmless and a common condition in elderly females. Apparently, her cervix actually started dropping out out of her vagina...but that wasn't the gross part...He actually told her "to stuff it back in when you get done urinating." So, she just "stuffs it back up there." The original post could have been an offshoot of an actual medical condition.
I know my information could be faulty, but c'mon, can I really call my grandma a liar?

My Grandma has this problem too. She's had the surgery 4 times now to fix it and the doctor keeps screwing stuff up. They think it's getting worse because of a messed up hysterectomy (oh goodness, I know that's wrong...) about 30 years ago.

Before her last surgery, her bladder was actually falling down. She could reach up and feel it. No lie. It was THAT messed up.

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My Mother in Law has a prolapse problem - her GP (doctor) fitted her with an IUD to stop the prolapses. Seems to work but she's on the list for surgery.

Sorry, that's all I know (and I didn't really want to know that!)

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quote:
Originally posted by icky:
The cervial opening gets stuck to the penis and comes out. then a lack of oxygen to the heart and other organs can kill a female...

How does a prolapsed uterus stop oxygen getting to the heart and other organs?

Is lack of oxygen to the heart and other organs fatal only to females?

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quote:
Originally posted by icky:
Well, I was listening to Love Line on K-roq(106.7 fm) on the radio and Dr. Drew got a call from this guy saying that he heard from his friend that him and his girl were having sex and her dad came into the room and caught them..so he pulled out of her fast and found that her organs were stuck to his penis. Dr. Drew said that this is true and it can happen. The cervial opening gets stuck to the penis and comes out. then a lack of oxygen to the heart and other organs can kill a female...if the problem is not brought to medical attention quickly. So this is pretty much true and explainable.

A fourth-hand story with no knowledge of basic human biology? Why, of course it's true! [Roll Eyes]

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Originally posted by Cervus:
quote:
Originally posted by icky:
Well, I was listening to Love Line on K-roq(106.7 fm) on the radio and Dr. Drew got a call from this guy saying that he heard from his friend that him and his girl were having sex and her dad came into the room and caught them..so he pulled out of her fast and found that her organs were stuck to his penis. Dr. Drew said that this is true and it can happen. The cervial opening gets stuck to the penis and comes out. then a lack of oxygen to the heart and other organs can kill a female...if the problem is not brought to medical attention quickly. So this is pretty much true and explainable.

A fourth-hand story with no knowledge of basic human biology? Why, of course it's true! [Roll Eyes]
Plus it's so logical! The cervix is part of the uterus, and is made of hard muscle. One of the first signs of labor is when this muscle dilates to an opening of 1cm, it is usually much smaller. The cervical opening is full of thick mucous to prevent infection, sperm have to work hard to get through here. And most women experience an unpleasant feeling if a man bumps the cervix during sex. So certainly the average penis could get lodged in the cervical opening, create a vacuum and pull the entire uterus free of the body. Sure, it must be true!
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quote:
Originally posted by icky:
Well, I was listening to Love Line on K-roq(106.7 fm)...

Penis captivus a-chow.
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My grandmother also had a prolapse problem. The doctor could have fixed it with surgery, but instead gave her a pessary, which held her organs inside. She was to occassionally take it out and clean it, but since she's a bit - I'll put it more gently - forgetful, she never did. It got grown into her organs and she had to have it surgically removed. Needless to say, she now has many problems in that area.
Anyway my dad said that her prolapse problem was due to having so many children - he was one of 15. Did your guys' grandmothers have a lot of kids?

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oh my: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginal_prolapse

and:

http://www.imm.fr/english/dep/uro/uroprolapsus.htm

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quote:
Originally posted by black roses 19:
quote:
My grandma (she's around 87 now), told my mom this story, and then it was relayed to me. My grandma went to her doctor because whenever she went to the bathroom, some of her "insides" would come out. Her doctor told her that it was harmless and a common condition in elderly females. Apparently, her cervix actually started dropping out out of her vagina...but that wasn't the gross part...He actually told her "to stuff it back in when you get done urinating." So, she just "stuffs it back up there." The original post could have been an offshoot of an actual medical condition.
I know my information could be faulty, but c'mon, can I really call my grandma a liar?

My Grandma has this problem too. She's had the surgery 4 times now to fix it and the doctor keeps screwing stuff up. They think it's getting worse because of a messed up hysterectomy (oh goodness, I know that's wrong...) about 30 years ago.

Before her last surgery, her bladder was actually falling down. She could reach up and feel it. No lie. It was THAT messed up.

I mean no offence to your dear gramma's when I say this, but EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

That was an overshare of epic proportions! LOL

Anyway, I've read somewhere (can't cite sorry) that it is possible for a women to keep a man stuck there if she's "shocked" as the muscles around the penis can contract.

But it happens so very very rarely it's not exactly a huge problem.

And as for the "cervix hanging out of gramma" I'm just gonna go and erm... read, something.

[Confused]

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quote:
Originally posted by Ruin:
quote:
Originally posted by black roses 19:
[QUOTE]My grandma (she's around 87 now), told my mom this story,

I mean no offence to your dear gramma's when I say this, but EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

That was an overshare of epic proportions! LOL

Anyway, I've read somewhere (can't cite sorry) that it is possible for a women to keep a man stuck there if she's "shocked" as the muscles around the penis can contract.

But it happens so very very rarely it's not exactly a huge problem.

And as for the "cervix hanging out of gramma" I'm just gonna go and erm... read, something.

[Confused]

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Originally posted by Ruin:


Anyway, I've read somewhere (can't cite sorry) that it is possible for a women to keep a man stuck there if she's "shocked" as the muscles around the penis can contract.
[Confused] [/QB]

Good story to tell your kids if you want to scare them into not having sex. Or somebody got it confused with dogs, they do "tie" when mating.

Vagina is a very flexible organ, which can stretch enough to allow the passage of whole baby. In cross section it is H shaped, so it is very unlikely that anything inserted could create any suction, certainly not suction enough to pull out organs.

However, I did hear a story of a child that sat on the outlet in a swimming pool and the pool pump did pull out her insides and she died.

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Well, this is a direct friend story, rather than foaf. I'll repeat what I was told -- I believe it, but I can't verify. I did speak to both parties involved though.

My roommate in college was a very, very tense girl. We'll call her A. She and her boyfriend, G, were having sex, and A tensed up -- I don't know the reason. Anyway, the tensing up coincided with G withdrawing, and caused something (a small tendon ?) just behind the glans of G's penis to tear.

He said that all of a sudden, he was in a lot of pain, and his lap was full of blood.

In retrospect, I think that may have been one of the least things A did to G. But that's another story....

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[/QB][/QUOTE]

However, I did hear a story of a child that sat on the outlet in a swimming pool and the pool pump did pull out her insides and she died. [/QB][/QUOTE]

I saw something like this on a programme a year or two ago ('Holidays from Hell' or something like that). The people that were cleaning the pool left the outlet uncovered by accident and a young girl sat on it. It did rip out some of her insides but it stated in the show that she didn't die. She needed numerous operations but IIRC, she lived.

However, I did find this page which explains a similar incident which happened in Japan where the young girl did die.

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quote:
Originally posted by Kersten:

Anyway my dad said that her prolapse problem was due to having so many children - he was one of 15. Did your guys' grandmothers have a lot of kids?

My mum had it after having 2 kids, in her 20s. she had surgery to put it right again but she thinks it's on its way back down. Owee!!

Along the same lines of this (pleasant) thread, I know of someone who jumped off a cliff into the sea, and the pressure of the water going up her NFBSK split something internal open.

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Originally posted by jessboo:
Along the same lines of this (pleasant) thread, I know of someone who jumped off a cliff into the sea, and the pressure of the water going up her NFBSK split something internal open.

I've read an article (no cites - too long ago) that stated similar problems occur with water skiers who are unfortunate enough to sit down while traveling at a high rate of speed. Seems the water can be forced into any handy orifice and cause problems (or at the least, pain). [Eek!]

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Seems the water can be forced into any handy orifice and cause problems (or at the least, pain)
From experience (don't laugh, don't you dare!) I can say that's true (not from water skiing (sp?)though)

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My grandma (she's around 87 now), told my mom this story, and then it was relayed to me. My grandma went to her doctor because whenever she went to the bathroom, some of her "insides" would come out. Her doctor told her that it was harmless and a common condition in elderly females. Apparently, her cervix actually started dropping out out of her vagina...but that wasn't the gross part...He actually told her "to stuff it back in when you get done urinating." So, she just "stuffs it back up there." The original post could have been an offshoot of an actual medical condition.

I know my information could be faulty, but c'mon, can I really call my grandma a liar?

Yes and like Rhiandmoi said it is common. My aunt was 70 and had her UTERUS (!) fall out. Her doctor told her the same thing, just push it back where it belonged. She didn't opt for surgery, she just let it "hang". Sorry for the TMI but your innards can become outards.

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Originally posted by erwins:
Anyway, the tensing up coincided with G withdrawing, and caused something (a small tendon ?) just behind the glans of G's penis to tear.

He said that all of a sudden, he was in a lot of pain, and his lap was full of blood.

The Frenulum. Yes, it can tear during rough sex and it does apparently bleed a fair bit. However, there are also things called adhesions or skin bridges that some men have which connect the glans to the foreskin and tear messily and painfully.

I suspect that we are talking about a gentleman who had an unusually tight Frenulum or adhesions.

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...and here's me thinking the technical term was Banjo-string!
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This thread (although not meant to be in many parts) is way too funny!

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