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*Another gem from myspace...I just found this weird...I esp. like the warning...someone may scratch themselves? I do have a toddler ya know. Grammatical errors left undone (for stupidity factor) except to censor curing:)* Oh and what happened to the Rolex?
Boy: Where were you last night????
Girl: I was at my grandmothers helping her around the house
Boy: Why didnt you NFBSKin call me?
Girl: Baby Im sorry i lost track of time
Boy: Not as sorry as your going to be [female dog] (the boy grabs her by the hair and slams her to the ground)
Girl: Please baby stop im sorry
Boy: Kicks her in the face and then the ribs and says I called your ****in grandmothers house you were not ****in there you lying peice of sh*t
Girl: Wait stop please let me...
Boy: Steps on her throat and says Shut the NFBSK up bitch. Get's over the top of her and starts to rape her.
Girl: No baby please Stop please
Boy: I said shut the NFBSK up and he spit in her face. He then pins her down with her hands above her head, and he penatrates her
Girl: Please stop your hurting me please. She starts to screem and tries to get away
Boy: [female dog] if you don't shut up i sware to god ill kill you after a few minutes he finishes and removes the rest of her clothes and pushes her out in the snow, saying stay away from here you nasty bitch.
Girl: Crying and sobbing she takes out a Rolex watch and says today is christmas i was just getting your gift. She gets in her car, she gets home and takes a long shower....
Two months later she goes to apply for a job and has to take a drug test. The boss comes out and says i have news for you your not on drugs, but you are pregnant. The girl begins to cry and drives home she decides to call the boy but, he doesn't answer.......
6 months later she is almost nine months pregnant and the phone rings its the boy
Girl: I missed you so much i have news for you im pregnant and its your baby!
Boy: Really well................................. Look you nasty [female dog] that is not my baby get the NFBSK over me i hate your guts you are a nasty wh*re NFBSK you never call me again... ohh yeah, and i never loved you, you were just another piece of ass. The boy hangs up.
Girl: I think its finally over she calls her mom....
Mom: Hi Baby. How are you?
Girl: Im fine how are you?
Mom: Good
Girl: Mom I was callin you to tell you that i love you okay
Mom: I love you to baby. Do you think you are coming over today?
Girl: Nah i think im just going to take a long nap
Mom: Okay, bye then baby, sleep tight
Girl: I will mom goodnight. Hangs up.
Mom realizes its only nine am and has a bad feeling she drives over to her duaghters house opens the door and see's her daughter hanging from the ceiling fan, her wrists are cut and shes not breathing she is rushed to the hospital. The baby is saved............................................................................................
15 years later the baby, all grown now, kills her father, the man that conceived her and raped her mother and then kills herself.
If you have a heart then repost this for guys repost this (I would never) Girl repost this (damn, thats NFBSKed up...)
If you don't someone in your family will be hurt
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Ugh...that's one strong ceiling fan, bu the way, if it can support the weight of a pregnant woman.
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This should be in Horrors, I think. There's no moral, just a dramatic tableau of grisliness at the end like an old EC comics story (though a real old EC comics story would've spent more time on the boyfriend/father's death).
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The story line is somewhat familiar, but it looks like what happens when 13 year olds start pumping out glurge. Same old crap but even more poorly written.
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When I read the "why didn't you call me?" It reminded me of that glurge I wish I could find about a girl who won't stop texting her boyfriend, even when she's about to be killed by burglars.
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What I want to know is what drove the offspring to seek out and destroy the rapist and then herself?
Certainly children who are born out of rape don't grow up to become bloodthirsty killers all the time. Have any studies ever been done to supprt/debunk this?
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I love the last line. Remember, rape is wrong, murder is OK as long as he did something to you first, and threatening every recipient's family is just fine.
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Okay. I will now write a horror novel from this glurge and it will make MILLIONS. Not only do we have a sympathetic villain for the killer (the wife), but we have a continuing line of them that can be made over and over and over again!
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This myspace crap is really getting out of control.
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Yeah, so what exactly is the message: this guy's a NFBSK? So the chick in this story didn't get the least bit worried about skipping her period for two months? I would ask why she didn't consider abortion or adoption, but everyone knows neither of these exist in Glurgeland. Seriously, what's the point of this glurge?
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I think it's time for a Constitutional amendment banning MySpace glurge writers from getting married.
Now that would protect society.
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And since when does a drug test tell you if you are pregnant?
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quote:And since when does a drug test tell you if you are pregnant?
And would they test for something like pregnancy? I mean testing for drugs is one thing ... but wouldn't testing for pregnancy be a violation of privacy.
Of course, it goes without sayin that this story has no sense or logic whatsoever. That girl obviously has problems ... I mean, would you tell your rapist if you were pregnant?
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quote:Mom realizes its only nine am and has a bad feeling she drives over to her duaghters house opens the door and see's her daughter hanging from the ceiling fan, her wrists are cut and shes not breathing she is rushed to the hospital. The baby is saved............................................................................................
What? That girl was find hanging form the ceiling fan and her wrists were cut?!?!?! How can she all do that alone?
Oh! Am I suppose to be surprised by the fact that she was not breathing?
What is strange in the fact that your daugther go to sleep at nine?
So many question...
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If she's naked out in the snow, exactly where does she "pull" the Rolex out of? I mean, especially if it's a gift, it would be in a pretty good sized box, wouldn't it?
See, this is the stuff I hate reading as someone who thinks in pictures.
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Why do I keep reading these myglurges from Squishy0405? I can't tell if the tears running down my cheeks are from laughter or horrible sorrow. Honestly.
And why the nfbsk would someone in my family be hurt if I didn't repost this. Huh? Huh? How would that work? Is there some Glurge Grim Reaper? akkkkkk! ::takes deep breaths:: Okay. I'm fine. Sorry.
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quote:Originally posted by Roadie: If she's naked out in the snow, exactly where does she "pull" the Rolex out of?
Roadie, have you seen Pulp Fiction?
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I think the moral of the story is one from which we can all benefit. Verily I say unto ye, be not swift to judge, get angry and rape, or you will get killed by a suicidal daughter you knew not. But lo, they who be not swift to judge, get angry and rape, but forsake such things, and be of good cheer, and trust their loved one, and phone not the begetter of the begetter of their loved one to find them out, will get Rolexes.
Oh, and I hope it wasn't the steelcased Oyster perpetual datejust. So eighties.
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First, why are all the actions not set apart in any way from the quotes. It sounds like someone is doing the first read-through of a bad script. (BTW, I would kill any agent that would send such a script.) Unless . . . "Shut up B****. Get's on top of her and begins to rape her," said Sly Dawg as he got on top of her and began to rape her.
I wonder why the overkill. Did she cut her wrists first and then hang herself to the fan or other way around? Was the fan running like in the video with the cat who grabs the string? Had she no sympathy for the poor person who had to clean up that crime scene, or did she think the blood spatter pattern would be really cool and she'd be the basis for a CSI script? Is this Glurge the basis of a CSI script? Why not go all out and swallow a bottle of pills in the garage where you left the car running, slit your wrists, then hit the close button on the door opener afer you had wrapped the chain around your neck, leaving you to swing from the opener mechanism?
Why does all of this seem like it is leading up to an appearance on the Maury show?
So many questions . . .
This person needs to seriously workshop this idea, but then again, I would fear any writers' group that would discuss such a piece of . . . uh, um . . . literature.
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Instead of starting a new topic for this crap, I'll add to this thread about myglurge (I really like this term, BTW.) This little gem hit my bulletin board a couple of days ago. It's remarkably graphic, and stupid to boot. Disclaimer: it's kind of a difficult read, what with the 'u's and the 'ur's and the lack of spelling, punctuation and grammer:
young teenager
about 13 or 14
she thought this guy she adored
was a harmless handsome prince that would never hurt her
Jeff said he was 16
he asked her out one night to go to a party
she thought yesss finnaly a night with Jeff what more can i ask for
he said its a long ride so we will be getting back late
so you should tell ur parents u r sleeping over at ur friends house
she told her parents and left ==it was 6:13PM
::::: 4 hours later 10:13pm::::: _Jeff is drunk and high he offered Bethany but she said no_
beth: wow u r right this is a long ride
Jeff: look i just want to let u know im 19 and we arent going to a party
beth: (in a screaming way ) omg than where r we going
Jeff: look i just wanted to have our own life together .. u know like run away u can lie about ur age get married have kids
beth: MARRIED ?? KIDS?? O HELL NO .. stop this car
jeff: nope ..
_beth tried opening the door and window but they wouldnt open_
jeff: child lock and window broke ... sorry baby
_beth spit on jeff_
beth: im not ur baby
_jeff reached over and slapped her_
jeff: i love you bitch
beth: (crying) ur drunk and high
_jeff stopped the car immediately ... he got out and opened the trunk ... he got out rope, tape, cocain, bottle water, large eye drop looking tube, knife, and a pipe ... _
jeff: (yelling) get out ... lets go !!! ... go over there...
beth: what did u get out of the trunk ??
jeff: ull see
_beth started screamming while jeff taped her mouth shut ..._
jeff: i knew i would need that
_jeff used the rope and tied beths legs to 2 different trees and her arms ... jeff raped beth and beth passed out ... _
jeff: o you want to sleep now do ya maybe this will help u wake up ...
_jeff opened the bottle of water and poured a quarter pound of cocain in it ... he shook up the bottle .... then he took the medicine dropper and sucked up some of the mixture ... then he injected the tube into beths vagina ... she woke up spazzing from the cocain ... jeff took the rusty 12 inch pipe and shoved it up her vagina till she bled pulled it back out then shoved it up her butt til he couldnt see it no more ... then he jumped in his car and left .. _
bethany died from internal bleeding and drug over dose... if u have feelings for her and would never want this to happen to u then repost this story as "GIRLS PLEASE READ" so you can let all the girls be alerted off who they choose and what they should be aware of ... please we need to be strong girls....we need to know what we're doing
if your a girl repost this as "girls read this and boys dont ever do this..never"
if your a guy repost this as "id kill a mutha****a who did this"
If ne guy dont repost this then ur so wrong yall need to post this so we know yall dont do this to gurls n if u do this to gurls ill ****ing kill u!!!!
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Er...ew. But who can resist a guy who says "I love you bitch?"
Back to the first story - I love how 2 months (drug test), plus 6 months later, equals almost 9 months. That's some new math, I tell ya...when I was a kid, 2+6=8.
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beth: (in a screaming way ) omg than where r we going
That's my favourite bit. Not 'screaming', not 'scared', but 'in a screaming way'.
quote: Jeff: look i just wanted to have our own life together .. u know like run away u can lie about ur age get married have kids
Hold on- isn't this their first date?
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beth: (crying) ur drunk and high
drugs are bad, mmkay?
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_jeff stopped the car immediately ... he got out and opened the trunk ... he got out rope, tape, cocain, bottle water, large eye drop looking tube, knife, and a pipe ... _
What on earth is an eyedrop looking tube?
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_jeff used the rope and tied beths legs to 2 different trees and her arms ... jeff raped beth and beth passed out ... _
He taped her legs to her arms?
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she woke up spazzing from the cocain ... jeff took the rusty 12 inch pipe and shoved it up her vagina till she bled pulled it back out then shoved it up her butt til he couldnt see it no more ... then he jumped in his car and left .. _
Loving the medical term 'spazzing' there. And the way they thought it wasn't quite enough to have an underaged girl drugged and raped by a psychotic older man on drink and drugs, so they threw in a rusty pipe.
quote: repost this story as "GIRLS PLEASE READ" so you can let all the girls be alerted off who they choose and what they should be aware of ...
OK...what?
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yall need to post this so we know yall dont do this to gurls
Too...many...flaws! a) guy posts it so clearly isn't a rapist b) guy is a rapist and cunningly posts it to throw us off the scent
Do you have any wine? All of this would go a lot smoother in an altered state of reality. Posts: 779 | From: Southampton, England | Registered: Nov 2005
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Back to the first story - I love how 2 months (drug test), plus 6 months later, equals almost 9 months. That's some new math, I tell ya...when I was a kid, 2+6=8.
But we all know that 1 does not equal 1. ::shifty eyes::
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quote: if u have feelings for her and would never want this to happen to u
Honestly, I think the chances of this happening to 'u' are pretty slim. I am a bit of a worrier, and I tend to come up with some pretty odd scenarios, but I can honestly say I have never, ever, thought up one like this.
quote:then repost this story as "GIRLS PLEASE READ" so you can let all the girls be alerted off who they choose and what they should be aware of
Um, what?
quote:please we need to be strong girls....we need to know what we're doing
I wish I had a stronger stomach. And knew not to read this crap.
quote: Originally posted by Roadie: Holy hell! A quarter pound of 'cocain'???
I was thinking the same thing. Damn!
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quote: Originally posted by Roadie: Holy hell! A quarter pound of 'cocain'???
I was thinking the same thing. Damn!
All I could think of was:
quote:rope, tape, cocain, bottle water, large eye drop looking tube, knife, and a pipe ...
Yeah, isn't that what every guy brings along on a date with a girl he's planning to propose to?
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quote: Originally posted by Roadie: Holy hell! A quarter pound of 'cocain'???
I was thinking the same thing. Damn!
All I could think of was:
quote:rope, tape, cocain, bottle water, large eye drop looking tube, knife, and a pipe ...
Yeah, isn't that what every guy brings along on a date with a girl he's planning to propose to?
Perhaps. If he happens to be McGyver.
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