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dookie_booty
I'll Be Home for After Christmas Sales


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If I could catch a rainbow

I would do it just for you

and share with you its beauty

On the days you're feeling blue.


If I could build a mountain

You could call your very own;

A place to find serenity,

A place to be alone.


If I could take your troubles

I would toss them in the sea,

But all these things I'm finding

are impossible for me.


I cannot build a mountain

Or catch a rainbow fair,

But let me be what I know best,

A friend who's always there.


Have a great day!

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Don't blame me, my evil monkey did it.
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Just remember, When everything seems difficult, I'll be shining from a far, When it feels like things have gone away, I'll see you again.

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TB Tabby
We Wish You a Merry Giftmas


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Meh. Standard-issue greeting-card spiel, but not preachy enough to be offensive. But they can't all be "Allah or Jesus."

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I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

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LeaflessMapleTree
The twelve shopping days 'til Christmas


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quote:
I cannot build a mountain

Or catch a rainbow fair,

Well, if you're not even a good enough friend to break the laws of nature for me, I don't wanna hang around you anymore.

Eh, it's not bad enough to really be glurge.

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"For me, religion is like a rhinoceros: I don't have one, and I'd really prefer not to be trampled by yours. But it is impressive, and even beautiful, and, to be honest, the world would be slightly worse off if there weren't any."
-Silas Sparkhammer

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glisp42
I'm Dreaming Of A White iPod


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"This is a cease and desist order from Mr Eric Clapton"

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/e/eric+clapton/change+the+world_20051195.html

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What does "Bookachow", "YOMANK" and other lingo mean?

And we'll collect the moments one by one I guess that's how the future's done. -Feist

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TrishDaDish
Let There Be PCs on Earth


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Originally posted by glisp42:
"This is a cease and desist order from Mr Eric Clapton"

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/e/eric+clapton/change+the+world_20051195.html

Mr. Clapton knows about rainbows. They have beards, for some strange reason.

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I would prefer not to.
My blog

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Capri
I Saw Three Shipments


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I got this chain from the same forwarder who emailed me that "I Picked You" religious spam. This really has been a lousy day!
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