quote:BTW, some friend (?) sent me this list. It is a list of all the words that, if found in your email, will trigger a government program called 'Echelon', which puts you on the bad list forever:
Wow, so if I FAX a brochure to Mary at DODIG regarding my company's latest Information Security offering, I get to be put on the watch list? Or talk about how the Steelers will blowout the Seahawks in a football game? Far out!
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Comment: so my girlfriend isn't the brightest. but evidently she's never even heard that witches steal the fat of unbaptised babies to wax their broomsticks. come on! that's common knowledge, right? she's just a moron, right? so please set things right in the universe, and tell her she is wrong and i am right and everyone knows that witches steal fat from unbaptised babies to wax their broomsticks. thanks a lot!
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quote:Originally posted by snopes: Comment: so my girlfriend isn't the brightest. but evidently she's never even heard that witches steal the fat of unbaptised babies to wax their broomsticks. come on! that's common knowledge, right? she's just a moron, right? so please set things right in the universe, and tell her she is wrong and i am right and everyone knows that witches steal fat from unbaptised babies to wax their broomsticks. thanks a lot!
No, no, no. Everyone knows McDonald's steals the fat from nonbaptised babies for its new blasphemy burgers. Or was that the McHeathen Nuggets?
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Comment: I was sent an email from a friend who works at a bank, he said they had received training that confirms the Homeland security seizing safety depist boxes rumor. He said in the event of a "national emergency" they were to release no contents from safety deposit boxes except papers. No gold, money or firearms.
I will continue to watch this.
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quote:Originally posted by snopes: Comment: so my girlfriend isn't the brightest. but evidently she's never even heard that witches steal the fat of unbaptised babies to wax their broomsticks. come on! that's common knowledge, right? she's just a moron, right? so please set things right in the universe, and tell her she is wrong and i am right and everyone knows that witches steal fat from unbaptised babies to wax their broomsticks. thanks a lot!
If only my parents hadn't had me baptised as a baby. Then I could get some witch to perform a liposuction on me for free.
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Comment: Not really asking, but did you ever notice that after "9/11" but before the Iraq War, everytime that Pres Bush gave a speach about...advocating...the War against Sadam he (Bush) wore a blue (sort of royal blue) tie.
This blue tie is (either consiously or sub-consiously) his "War Tie". He normally wears it when he is talking about the War on Terrorism...that is, when the major emphasis or a given speach is about the War on Terrorism.
Of course these days that is his primary topic most of the time.
He wore it again for the state of the union address...notice there was emphasis on the war on terror, the terrorism surveillance program, and his interesting comments "to the Iranian people"...which could easily be translated to "if you rise up against your government, we (the USA) will help you."
Watch out for the Blue tie.
(Oh of minor interest is a Nostradamas reference to a "blue turbaned leader" or leader with a blue turban...or should that have been a leader with a blue tie...???
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Comment: Is it true that the city of Detroit rounded up their homeless, street people and pan handlers and put them in hotels in the suburbs, feeding them pizza to keep them out of view, for Superbowl weekend, 2006?
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Detroit rounded them up last Monday and put them on busses to go across the river to Windsor, Ontario. The Canadian customs and immigration wouldn't let the busses into Canada. Thousands of homeless people are stuck on poorly heated school busses without food, water and toilet facilities. They're starting to die, but do you hear about their plight on Fox News? Of course not.
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Comment: in response to your article on Saltpeter. did you ever consider that the reference material you used to research this may have been written to misslead those trying to find the truth? It may not have been used as an anaphrodisiac but clearly you do not know the military. They may have been TESTING it all along and MAYBE because of the SPEED(faster heart rate) affect to keep soldiers awake and alert all day and not have to sleep. A known side affect to SPEED or Methamphetamine is anaphrodisiac My family has a very long history of being in the service and WE all know that the military uses enlisted men as guinea pigs all the time. what about when they blew up all those atomic weapons in the desert or on the islands? there where always troops in harms way so they could see what affect it had on them. what about all the vacines we have MOST where first tested on our troops! can you say ANTHRAX VACINE, they gave our troops this crap and then found out it didnt work and they still dont know all the side affects caused by it. ALL these secret chemical test performed by our own government on our enlisted men and women would surely explain all the UNKNOWN illness our troops have suffered in every war we have ever been in.. but of course, secretly testing chemicals and the such on our own people is an URBAN LEGEND in itself right???
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quote:she's never even heard that witches steal the fat of unbaptised babies to wax their broomsticks
Well, I had to look that one up. Witches in Europe, as is of course common knowledge, made this stuff called "flying unguent," to enable them to fly. They rubbed it on themselves, not broomsticks. There are all sorts of reputed recipes, mostly herbs in some sort of oily or fatty solvent. The fat of babies (not necessarily unbaptized) was often mentioned, as was fat from hanged men and bat's blood. It was probably animal fat.
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quote:They may have been TESTING it all along and MAYBE because of the SPEED(faster heart rate) affect to keep soldiers awake and alert all day and not have to sleep
MDMA a.k.a. ectasy is legal, and sometimes used to treat ADD or PTSD. It is being studied by the military for its effectiveness on Post-tramatic Stress Disorder on some returning troops , in conjunction with counselling. AFAIK, MDMA is thought to lower inhibitions just enough for troops who pride themselves on being the strong, silent type to open up more in their sessions.
Use of amphetamines in Air Force is well-documented.
quote: Surveys were sent in May 1991 to each tactical squadron that participated in Desert Storm. Of pilots who were surveyed, 65% used amphetamines during the deployment to the SWA AOR and/or during Operation Desert Storm. Pilots who used amphetamines in air operations described it as "occasional." The most frequent indications for amphetamine use were "aircrew fatigue" and "mission type." Of pilots who used amphetamines, 58-61% considered their use beneficial or essential to operations. Dextroamphetamine (5 mg every 4 h) was used effectively and without major side effects in tactical flying operations. Amphetamine use enhanced cockpit performance and flight safety by reducing the effect of fatigue during critical stages of flight.
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Comment: In the year of the millennium the town idiot will be crowned king,...This can be found in the book THE COMPLETE PROPHECIES OF NOSTRADAMUS.{not the millennium edition}.It was EXCLUDED from all books published near the year 2000.SEEMS LIKE CENSORSHIP TO ME.Don't know why they would.Maybe BUSH has low self esteem,And thinks it was about him.It fits Gore a little better,he was crowned king only for a short time,afterwards looked like a fool to me.Well,there's my conspiracy of the day.How about emailling me the whole quaintrant?My old book was destroyed And I can't find it anywhere!!
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quote:Originally posted by snopes: Comment: so my girlfriend isn't the brightest.
Relax. Obviously, you aren't the brightest either.
The good news is you and your friend make a fitting pair.
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quote:Originally posted by snopes: Comment: In the year of the millennium the town idiot will be crowned king,...This can be found in the book THE COMPLETE PROPHECIES OF NOSTRADAMUS.{not the millennium edition}.It was EXCLUDED from all books published near the year 2000.SEEMS LIKE CENSORSHIP TO ME.Don't know why they would.Maybe BUSH has low self esteem,And thinks it was about him.It fits Gore a little better,he was crowned king only for a short time,afterwards looked like a fool to me.Well,there's my conspiracy of the day.How about emailling me the whole quaintrant?My old book was destroyed And I can't find it anywhere!!
That's probably because it's a complete fraud, one Nostradamus never wrote, and one that has been believed only by the truly naive and gullible who shouldn't be allowed to vote or have any other job with minimal responsibility.
But I'm sure you like your reason better: it must be a coverup.
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quote:Originally posted by snopes: Comment: so my girlfriend isn't the brightest.
Relax. Obviously, you aren't the brightest either.
The good news is you and your friend make a fitting pair.
The bad news is that they may breed.
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quote:Originally posted by Four Kitties: The bad news is that they may breed.
Somehow, I doubt they know how.
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quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Four Kitties: The bad news is that they may breed. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If they do breed, all they have to do is not baptise their spawn and leave it where a witch can find it. They can decide who's right or wrong for themselves.
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Comment: Hi,You may not no me but hey I think it's wrong to have such a website up about mondex.It also has a text from the Bible saying that it is wrong to do that type of thing.I think you shouldn't mess around with the Bible ,because if you see that it is written in the Bible about a bio-chip in the right hand and a mark of a beast in the fore-head then it is so.No matter how you'll try to put it is so and having this mondex thing will create a bad problem in the world because of this mondex thing.I think you all should stop using MONDEX because it is not safe ,especially when putting it into humans or pets,it is wrong,because if God wanted us to use bio-chips or micro-chips as small as a grain of rice in our hands or head ,he would have did so,but He didn't ,because he loves us Please listen to this comment do not ignore it because it can change alot of minds and it can save the world.I know that using mondex can help you find thieves and stuff and help out with items bought from the shop ,but I think we would rather like to use money better .It is more safe to use money,listen to this because if you do God will be pleased.Who ever came up with the idea of mondex should really stop because this world now is already in sin ,we are all sinners,why use mondex when we can try work along with each other and make this world become one . Jesus loves all of us good or bad his love for us is unconditional,it's everlasting,He love all of his children wheather they are red,yellow,black,or white, we are all precious in his site.I strongly think if the world works together to do good the Devil will be alone and by himself,because he is only working on us so that he can bring us down to hell with him,what God is trying to do is save the world and beat Satan ,God is preparing a place in heaven where we all find nothing bout the good there ,there will be no killing,or passing away of love ones,no illness,no poor person ,everyone would be healthy and strong and rich in his kingdom.What I am trying to say is that if we all work together now ,we can still save one another the chance of doing right for Jesus and getting to heaven.Thank you so much may God bless you.
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quote:I think you shouldn't mess around with the Bible ,because if you see that it is written in the Bible about a bio-chip in the right hand and a mark of a beast in the fore-head then it is so.
Y'know, I missed the part in the Bible that talks about a biochip in the right hand. That book really was ahead of its time!
quote:if God wanted us to use bio-chips or micro-chips as small as a grain of rice in our hands or head ,he would have did so,but He didn't ,because he loves us
Now there's logic that makes you go .
quote:Please listen to this comment do not ignore it because it can change alot of minds and it can save the world.
How self-important is this person? "Listen to me or the world will end!!1!1!eleventy-one!"
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Comment: Having just read the Hydrogen Peroxide article, I must say, I have never had one problem whatsoever using HP. I dont' give a rat's hoot about all the so called experts in health, germs, FDA, CDC. There in put is flawed and highly suspicious and certainly for a higher purpose;)
I've used HP my entire liftime, soon to be 71, God willing. My children use it and get outstanding benefits. I use it to clean out the wax in my ears, gargle, mouth rinse, cleaning, cuts and what have you.
Now if HP was from a pharmacueticsl company costing 10 bucks a bottle, you bet your shoes, the health pundits would be advocating HP to the max.
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quote:Originally posted by lazerus the duck: They even make HP into a sauce over here.
God knows my kid gargles with it.
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quote:There in put
Where do you want me to put it? There? I don't think so.
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Comment: I had one comment, or something that might be added to the site? Under religion I saw a posting that said NASA scientists discovered a lost day in time. But it was still RED. I had something else that is close to this. There was infact an entire WEEK in history that nothing happened. nowhere in the world. not a clock ticked, not a person breathed. I dont know the exact dates or which king made this happen, but here is the short story. Time has changed over the years from culture to culture, days have been diffrent lengths etc. A king somewhere in the middle of history discovered that over time (several hundred years) that they had fallen behind the actual time an entire week. So time around the world was set forward 7 days to catch back up to the time that it was actually supposed to be. So thus there was a whole week nothing happened!! Interesting eh?
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This is true but it was actually 15 DAYS! Apparently, someone slept through the switch to the Gregorian calendar (named for Pope Gregory) from the Julian system (named for Julius Ceasar).
And I heard that during those 15 days, robots from the future came back to drink our beer and bend our girders! But then a hero got frozen in a cryotube in 2000 and woke up in 3000 and saved the world!!!!eleventy-one!1!1!
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Comment: WHY DOES SNOPES PREVENT ME FROM PASTEING THIS INTO WORD PERFECT SO I CAN CORRECT MY SPELLING ERRORS?
The psycological disorder infolved in suicide bombing involves us all, including expecially your claims that sexual disordeer is behind it. A world in being created with the only choice is to put up with any shit that comes ones way or become a suicide bomber. Thousands of angry Iraqis are shooting at Americans without pearcing any armor but a handful of Al Qaida members know how succeed, gaining respect from those who see no other way of succeeding.
There is good news, after a little retarded Palistinian child decided to become a suicide bomber, then in the last minute realized how sad his mommy would be, no more young children have been equipted with suicide bombs. The queen of Jordan after the bombing of the wedding party was on the air ralying the people against extremism, but here in America, the Jewish Exponent was urging its readers not to praise Jordan too much, or forget what a rigged dictatorship Jordan had. Is there anything left of the good will brought about by the Palistinian father who allowed his son's organs be donated to help Jewish sick children after an Israeli soldier trajically mistaken his son's toy riffle for a real one? The People's Weekly World, that used to be the US Communist Daily Worker keeps calling for standing up against both "Christian Fascists" and "Islamic Fashists", but its on-line criticisum of Hezbollah keeps getting unreteavable from the Internet. Now that the Castro brothers are getting too old to keep Latin America away from all this insanity, Chavez in Venezuela is praising Hezbolla, getting the Venezuela diplomat expelled from Isreal, why is the CIA too insane to let Castro help fight terrorrism.
Bin Laden is doing everything he can get get Muslims who believe Isreal is the cause of all their problems to instead believe that the US is actually to blaim for everything wrong. Unfortuitally so called fighting terrorism by insuting Islam is aiding in his endever.
PS if bin Laden acually succeeds at destroying the West some will consider him a new prophet to bin Laden's chergrin. And any Muslim who toys around with believing in Armadeggon is also helping spread heresy as well.
I wonder if the CIA is mad at me for pointing out that theIR new construction secrets rather than an Israeli missile is responsiblle for the small hole at the Pentigon, instead a a secret missile attack from Israel, even though I called them about horrors bin Laden might do. I don't want bin Laden to see my list of possible horrors, so I can't tell you, except that religious services, schools, hospitals and funeral were already bombed, if only all the above happened in this country there would be less democrocy here then in Russia, so real Al Qaeda operatives not those coached on of by undercover agents have no reason to waist their time on airplanes. They might pick the moment and place that most America's will also blame Israel for the attack.
Suicide bombers power would evaporate is only the West would retrete in the face of non-violent protestors instead of running them over with a bulldozer, but guess what bin Ladden is also making sure his game isn't threatened by non-violent protesters.
Terror bombs in Turkey cut off broadcast of the puppets and pagentry of Britain's largest peace demonstration, Bin Laden's Internet demanding Iraqis not vote cut off the claims that the war in Iraq had nothing to do with fighting terrorism. Majority leader Bill Frist's grim report of additional Abu Ghraib photos Congress privately viewed was cut of the air and out of America's consiousness by a news bullitin about Nick Berg's beheading being posted on the Internet. Doctors Without Border's phisicians and Margeret Hasson who converted to her husband's religion, and attended peace rallies, were also honored with a punishment ordinary Western contractors don't get.
Moussaou was preaching "It's all Isreal's (and his Jewish lawyer's fault)" all during his 9/11 trial and knows full well in a few dozen years or a lot sooner the entire West will agree if that is the only thing that can make endless wars go away. They know what they are doing and we don't but their power would evaporate if non-violent protesters were allowed to succeed. As soon as Westerners will retreat in the face of being blocked by unarmed protesters instead of running them over wth a bulldozer, the suicide bombers power will evaporate, and you are at least half as psychotic as they are if you can't see this,(well maybe 10% as psychotic) (At least more then 1% as psychotic, but I think the earth is more evenly crazy than that.)
Since Al Qaeda and the Moonies BrainWashington Times are trying to get me silenced, and posibly the CIA is mad at me as well, no use keeping my phone and address a secret.
Since I can't paste this into world perfect, I'm not sure I can save it and go back to look up the name of the film director I'm responding to. But I'd like him to get a copy of my comments, especually that insulting Islam is not the way to stop terrorism. I worte a bunch of stuff not on the Internet in the Delaware County (Pensylvania) Times. and can't give you the links to the Center City Weekly and Phidellphia Daily News without going off this sight and I wonder if I might erase this message in the process, instead of sending it
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Yes, it's a pity, isn't it?
Don "pasting into a perfect world" Enrico
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Comment: The CIA implanted a brain stimulus device in Hugo Chavez's cranium recently (before he left Venezuela for the UN Meeting)and programmed him to call Bush the Devil Incarnate in order to generate sympathy for Bush and the Republican cause in time for the elections.
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Yep from Bush to the Devil is a major step up in popularity.
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quote:Originally posted by snopes: Comment: The CIA implanted a brain stimulus device in Hugo Chavez's cranium recently (before he left Venezuela for the UN Meeting)and programmed him to call Bush the Devil Incarnate in order to generate sympathy for Bush and the Republican cause in time for the elections.
They also took his kidney.
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quote:Originally posted by lazerus the duck: Yep from Bush to the Devil is a major step up in popularity.
That was uncalled for.
What has the devil ever done to you?
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Comment: On the apology Letter from ABC... Actions speak louder than words. I am sure if ABC's actions change I will hear about it word of mouth. I hate to admit that I do not have enough faith to watch it for myself and subject my little four year old son to the filth that is aired. I have already terminated any association with any television station (and have resorted to video and DVD's only so I can preview what my children watch, rather than letting strangers with no morals or convictions babysit) who obviously do not hold the family values that this nation was built on with any value. Also, the book that was so rudely referred to by the simple individual who I hate got fired, when he needs help, is coming true every day. Do you know anything about the Concentration Camps that have been constructed and in place to continue to fulfill the end time that the "BOOK" describes? The simple individual will take the mark to stay out of such Concentration Camp, if he doesn't study that book to show himself approved and/or if someone doesn't care enough for him to try and reach him. I wish I knew how to reach him, and I would ask my husband to make contact with him.
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quote:who obviously do not hold the family values that this nation was built on with any value.
That's true. TV networks these days treat slavery and racism as if they were something repugnant, and they're too timid to speak out against women's suffrage for fear of "offending" their viewers. Heck, you never even see them broadcast any good Indian massacres any more.
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quote:Do you know anything about the Concentration Camps that have been constructed and in place to continue to fulfill the end time that the "BOOK" describes?
I'm guessing you don't either, seeing as they don't exist.
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