"Excuse me, but where do you keep the extra towels?"
Or is this a guestion?
"So I suppose you want pizza for supper, then?"
Nonny
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Comment: Please tell me why don't they just leave things be, when it comes to pepoles privet lives like Jamie's it's just know ones business about her or anyone else birth right??!! When there is more things to talk about, than her life Leave her alone
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quote:Originally posted by snopes: Comment: my guestion is in 2006 is KFC using real chicken on thier menu?
My guanswer is in 2006, yes.
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Comment: i got a email im waqnting to see if its true or now how do i check on it its about a man named rob read a paster him and his wife moved to new york and was working on rebuilding a church well one night after working on the church a storm moved in and runed all the work that they did so he left and pon the way home he seen a flea market and staoped and bought a huge tapastry and fount out a waman made it that he gave a ride to and when they opened the church a man seen it and he took him to the woman that made it which was hus wife and hasbt seen for 35 yeras because of wa war so he took him to her and they had a christmas reunion im wanting to see if its true or not because i was wanting to give the story to our pastor
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quote:Originally posted by snopes: Comment: i got a email im waqnting to see if its true or now how do i check on it its about a man named rob read a paster him and his wife moved to new york and was working on rebuilding a church well one night after working on the church a storm moved in and runed all the work that they did so he left and pon the way home he seen a flea market and staoped and bought a huge tapastry and fount out a waman made it that he gave a ride to and when they opened the church a man seen it and he took him to the woman that made it which was hus wife and hasbt seen for 35 yeras because of wa war so he took him to her and they had a christmas reunion im wanting to see if its true or not because i was wanting to give the story to our pastor
I hope it hurt as much to write that as it did to read it.
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quote:Originally posted by snopes: Comment: is it true that in canada that kids can smoke ciggerats just not buy them?
is it also true that it is eligal to buy pot but not get high from it.
I can't say I've ever seen any ciggerats up here. I've seen quite a few muskrats. Never tried to smoke one.
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Comment: I have heard that if the demacrates get into the presidency that they are wanting to disarm the citizens of the US. Is there any truth to this and if so where can I find more to read about this very serious proublem?
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It isn't just the demacrates. The semacrates and full crates are in on it too.
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Comment: I'm hoping you can answer a question My brother in law and I debate. In a campfire wich is hotter, the coles or the fire? I'm pretty sure I know the right answer. I'd love to show him on paper.
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Campfire wich? Is that some sort of regional term for a s'more?
Nonny
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quote:Originally posted by snopes: Comment: I'm hoping you can answer a question My brother in law and I debate. In a campfire wich is hotter, the coles or the fire? I'm pretty sure I know the right answer. I'd love to show him on paper.
It would not be wise to show him either fire or coals on paper. Paper is flammable.
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Comment: Barbara Mickkelson's play-on-words titles are in themselves worth checking out the site. In this area alone, she is amazing, a word-wonder, an entertainer and exquisite communicator.
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Comment: I thought Barbara "shit happens" Michaelson was pretty damn funny. Sorry if I mispelled the name
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Comment: Hello I just sent you a message about a northern pike 54' and 44 lbs that has been circulating for a while I sent it along with my friends address but PLEASE sent the responce to me. I think it is a fake but thats for you to decied or find out.
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So what? He doesn't have a tape measure or a scale? If he had the fish to send to snopes, how come he couldn't tell if it was a fake?
Bee
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Comment: HOW CAN I SEDN A NOTE TO ANYONE WHO IS DEFENDING US HERE IN USA & GIVE THAM MY EMAIL TO SEND SO IF THEY WANT THEY CAN EMAIL ME BACK
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quote:GIVE THAM MY EMAIL
Look, Tham got a restraining order against you, remember? I ain't giving him no e-mail of yours.
Creep.
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quote:Originally posted by snopes: Comment: HOW CAN I SEDN A NOTE TO ANYONE WHO IS DEFENDING US HERE IN USA & GIVE THAM MY EMAIL TO SEND SO IF THEY WANT THEY CAN EMAIL ME BACK
We gave Tham your e-mail and Tham thaid, "Pith off!"
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quote:Originally posted by snopes: Comment: Is Bush getting a devorse from his wife?
That is one of devorse spelling errors that I've seen in a while.
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Ah...yeah. Is this some kind of weird standardised-foundation-name rule I'm not up on?
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Comment: i have recived severl and i mean severl letters on the nigeria scame how do i stop these letters i have written back to the senders of the diff letters and said im sick of this an are reporting this please help.
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quote:i have recived severl and i mean severl letters on the nigeria scame how do i stop these letters i have written back to the senders of the diff letters and said im sick of this
Yes, continually responding to Nigerian scammers is the best way to get them to stop sending e-mail to you.
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quote: Is there a reason to distory the motel door card??
Is distorying something the same as debriefing it?
Because if it is, then ... no.
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Comment: "A TRUE STORY OF THE TWO TENORS" your site has it as NOT TURE... There is a slide show and duet that acompanys the presentation. Can you tell me WHO THE TWO are that are singing?? And the name of the song??
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Comment: I heard from a friend that he knows a friend of a friend of a friend who saw this. It was two guys in a locker room snapping towles at each other and then the towel snapped the bottom of the guys scrotum and it rips open. Then one of the testicles fell out and unrolled onto the floor. My friend swares it happened but I refuse to believe it. Have you heard of this? Is there any truth to it or is it just another urban legend?
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Comment: A friens as told me that trough a system you have i could check e-mails for bugs or worms or others even before opening Pleaseinform me of thos story beeing true or not, and if such a system exist how can i get it in my computer, it sure must come expensive
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