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Arriah
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I'm not sure what's more disturbing.

1) she's made it all the way to 27 without having more of a handle on life.
2) of all the possible sites on the internet, she picked this one
3) she's happy emailing some random person more detail about her cycles than I even tell my doctor.

There are all sorts of nasty things that this could be why oh why isn't she talking to her doctor? [fish]

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I knew I was going to get my menstruation that same week, but it came when we were having sex.
There's a disturbing image.

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Do you
know what can keep snakes away?

Fire. And a whole lot of razor wire. And then you can dig a trench and fill it with acid. And keep a couple of mongooses on hand just in case.

I think that should cover it. Enjoy your camping trip!

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Do you know what can keep snakes away?
Girl needs a gun these days.

-Tabby
the "5 points" princess with claws

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Comment: I am trying to find a way to keep snakes away. I heard that cowboys used to
surround their campsite with their whips and snakes would not cross a
rope. I also heard if you surround the area with sulfur it would keep
them from crossing over. Do you know if any of these are true? Do you
know what can keep snakes away?

Are we talking about the infamous trouser snake? According to gay cowboys the whips only tease it. I think the scientific term is brokebacus snakealifiagus (ha) ok so I had to.

ETA: change pants to trouser

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Comment: If someone puts a dead fish on your doorstep does it mean they
want to kill you? Someone told me that the Mafia use to do that and they
wanted you sleeping with the fish. I know this was in the Godfather movie
but is it really true? This person is freaking out.

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Originally posted by snopes:
Comment: If someone puts a dead fish on your doorstep does it mean they
want to kill you? Someone told me that the Mafia use to do that and they
wanted you sleeping with the fish. I know this was in the Godfather movie
but is it really true? This person is freaking out.

Nah. It's just Thwacky and Whacky makin' the rounds.

~Psihala
(*I thought the fish were with Trish...)

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Comment: If someone puts a dead fish on your doorstep does it mean they
want to kill you? Someone told me that the Mafia use to do that and they
wanted you sleeping with the fish. I know this was in the Godfather movie
but is it really true? This person is freaking out.

It's all true. And the size of the fish on your doorstep determines who the threat is from.

If it's a big fish, lookout for Don Corleone
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If it's a tiny fish, the threat is from Don Booboo
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Somebody left Pop Tarts in my mailbox once. Were they threatening to toast me?

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If someone leaves a dead fish in the back seat of your car, it means you're probably both Grumpy Old Men.

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Comment: I have heard in some romance novels that I have read that eating
carrot seeds or drinking them in some way was a way to prevent from
becoming pregnant. I thought it was interesting seeing as several
different books of different authors had written it. I would appreciate if
you could email me back with the information, I am greatly interested.

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Comment: I have heard in some romance novels that I have read that eating
carrot seeds or drinking them in some way was a way to prevent from
becoming pregnant. I thought it was interesting seeing as several
different books of different authors had written it. I would appreciate if
you could email me back with the information, I am greatly interested.

Trent swept back his golden hair and dabbed the sweat from his manly torso with a towel.
"Well, I've finished building the deck; is there anything else you need, Mrs. Jones?"
"Yes, Trent. I want you to make passionate, yet non-explicit love to me, so that our novel doesn't have to be mailed in plain brown packaging. Just let me fix a little drink first."
Unfortunatley for Mrs. Jones, in the time it took to peel the carrots, chop them, shred them, juice them, mix in the right spices and drink her carrot juice, Trent had left, and was now waxing Mrs. Smith's car.

The End.

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Comment: Is there a problem adding LEMON JUICE to TEA in an iced-fill STYROFOAM CUP?
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OMG!!!! TEH WROLD IS ABOOT 2 B DESTROID!!!!!! OMG!!!!! TEH LEMON JUICE AND TEH TEA AND TEH STYROFOAM!!!!1 OMG TEH LROD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Comment: I JUST READ ABOUT THE RATS AND I HAD RATS IN MY BASEMENT BUT ONLY
FOUND ONE DEAD AFTER PUTTING DOWN POISON. i HAVE WORKED DOWN THERE THE 4
DAYS & I DIDN'T PUT ON A MASK WHILE WORKING DOWN THERE AND AFTER READING
ABOUT THE DISEASE THAT YOU CAN GET BY BEING EXPOSED TO THE URINE IS SCARY.
CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME ADVICE??

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CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME ADVICE??
Don't go for Cindy. She's way outta your league.

And you might consider dropping about 20 pounds, too. It will get you noticed.

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Comment: I HAVE RECENTLY HEARD RUMORS THAT MEN SHOULD NOT COME INTO
CONTACT WITH BIRTH CONTROL PILLS, EVEN TOUCH THEM, BECAUSE OF THE EFFECT
THE HORMONES CAN HAVE ON THEM. WHAT EFFECTS THESE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE, I
HAVE NO IDEA. HAVE YOU HEARD ANYTHING ABOUT THIS?

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CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME ADVICE??

Never get oral sex from a vampire.
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Comment: i need bill gates info
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Comment: i need bill gates info

For billing questions, please contact the company that installed your gates.

Thank you.

~Psihala

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Comment: I've been getting spam about pills that will enlarge men's
penises by an increase of 2 to 3 inches. I'm sick of getting this stuff!
But does it really work?

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I suppose if you glued the pills to the end of your penis you might get a couple more inches that way...

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Comment: I was trying to get the recipe for the cayenne peper
detoxification can any help have serching for days.

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Comment: I know its true that tapeworm can attach themselves to the
brain - what can one do to avoid this danger? And how does one contract
tapeworms?

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Comment: I know its true that tapeworm can attach themselves to the
brain - what can one do to avoid this danger? And how does one contract
tapeworms?

Thinking of losing a few pounds? Let me guess, opera singer?
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Comment: I know its true that tapeworm can attach themselves to the
brain - what can one do to avoid this danger? And how does one contract
tapeworms?

One contracts tapeworm by ingesting their eggs, which hatch and implant in your intestines. How they get into your brain is the major puzzle here - perhaps you could provide some elucidation?

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Comment: I've been getting spam about pills that will enlarge men's
penises by an increase of 2 to 3 inches. I'm sick of getting this stuff!
But does it really work?

First of all, you must actually posses a penis. You have to meet them halfway.
However, breast enlargement works on everybody. Manboobies is going to be the next big thing in porn.

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Manboobies is going to be the next big thing in porn.

No it's not.

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Sure it is. You just don't appreciate what is sexy on a man... er, wait. Never mind.

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Ron Jeremy's had manboobies for years.

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Comment: I'm not sure if this is the right area to ask, but I have a
horrible memory. To aid me in remembering things that I have to do, I
would write (usually in pen or in marker) on my arm.

For the past 5 years, I've had many people who'd tell me how it's bad for
my body. Is that true?

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Comment: A perfect site for lefty conspirators. But I don’t see anything here about whether Brile cream can really cure hemorrhoids???
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Comment: A perfect site for lefty conspirators.

I happen to be a right-handed conspirator, thankyouverymuch.  -

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But I don’t see anything here about whether Brile cream can really cure hemorrhoids???

Here's some "Brile" cream. You know what you can do with it.
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Comment: Please tell me about the Flesh Eating Disease in the Ocean
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Please tell me about the Flesh Eating Disease in the Ocean
It's the working title of the sequel to "Snakes on a Plane," but plot details haven't been revealed yet.

- snopes

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