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Comment: If someone puts a dead fish on your doorstep does it mean they want to kill you? Someone told me that the Mafia use to do that and they wanted you sleeping with the fish. I know this was in the Godfather movie but is it really true? This person is freaking out.
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I'm sure theres a pair of cement shoes waiting to be fitted for them
ETA: Just make sure the mafia doesn't give them a red bull before the deed. Things may not go well when the person has wiings.
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Comment: I have to ask because you did not cover these things, in preventing pregnancey what about the rod, depo ralovera (3 month injection, or the morning after pill??? dont any of these work. You make me scared to ever wanna have sex... until im like 30 and want kids...
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quote: Comment: I have to ask because you did not cover these things, in preventing pregnancey what about the rod, depo ralovera (3 month injection, or the morning after pill??? dont any of these work. You make me scared to ever wanna have sex... until im like 30 and want kids...
Might we suggest longer. You may want to wait until your IQ exceeds your age.
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quote: You make me scared to ever wanna have sex... until im like 30 and want kids...
Might we suggest longer. You may want to wait until your IQ exceeds your age.
Too late - their age is growing faster than their IQ.
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Well, yeah, when the IQ is shrinking, what do you expect?
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quote:Originally posted by snopes: Comment: I have to ask because you did not cover these things, in preventing pregnancey what about the rod, depo ralovera (3 month injection, or the morning after pill??? dont any of these work.
Must...not....make....joke....
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Comment: Recently, an acquaintance of mine mentioned that it is impossible for the eyeball to freeze because of the amount of salt in they eye itself...is this true? Doesn't ocean water freeze when it is cold enough? Please let me know if this is true or not.
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quote:ocean water freezes at about -1.91 degrees C.
I doubt the fluid in the eye is much saltier than sea water.
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Besides, at absolute zero, I'm pretty sure anything would freeze over. Hence it is not impossible for the eye to freeze.
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Comment: I heard that if you put a lightbulb in your mouth, you can't get it out wihtout either breaking the lightbulb or your jaw. My little sister is incredibly curious, so if you could get back to me as soon as possible to insure her safety . . .
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I used to have a gag light-bulb that looked just like a real lightbulb (same size and all) that you were supposed to put in your mouth. It had a little switch on the threaded end that you pushed with your tounge to make it light up. And no one ever had to pry it out of my mouth or break my jaw to remove it.
~Psihala (*It also wasn't exactly hygenic, but then neither is kissing... or so I'm told...)
i have a problem i m 23 years old man but my hair colour is white(head,shav) so pls give me some solve this problem
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quote:so pls give me some solve this problem
Ooh, I could use some good solvin' tonight.
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quote:Originally posted by snopes: Comment: dear sir/madem i have a problem i m 23 years old man but my hair colour is white(head,shav) so pls give me some solve this problem
It's one thing when your hair is white, but when your shav goes white, well, you know what they say about guys with white shavs. Needless to say, no madem will go near you.
By the by, your white shav is not the only problem you have. You might want to buy a "." or a "," too.
Ieuan "45 and my shav isn't white, yet the madems still won't come near" ab Arthur
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quote:Comment: Would you help me find out the difference between
boneless port tenderloin boneless pork loin
i'd like to buy some tomorrow or saturday, and there is quite a difference in price. Are they different cuts or names used interchangeable?
I'll appreciate your response
Damn, I just learned this crap on Alton Brown's show a few days ago. You'd think I'd retain something like this, they way we watch Good Eats every day...
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Comment: I MY SELF JUST GOT A LETTER AND THEY SAY THEY ARE SENDING ME A CHECK FOR JUST OVER 3000 TO PAT THE TAX ONTHE 50,000 I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW HOW TO GET THE POLICE INVOLVE OR WHO DO I CONTACT.
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Comment: is the email that says if you dont send it you will be tracked down and killed is that true.
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quote:Originally posted by snopes: Comment: is the email that says if you dont send it you will be tracked down and killed is that true.
No, the e-mail says if you do forward this message, the Bush administration will track you down and listen in on your conversations.
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quote:Originally posted by Psihala: I used to have a gag light-bulb that looked just like a real lightbulb (same size and all) that you were supposed to put in your mouth. It had a little switch on the threaded end that you pushed with your tounge to make it light up. And no one ever had to pry it out of my mouth or break my jaw to remove it.
~Psihala (*It also wasn't exactly hygenic, but then neither is kissing... or so I'm told...)
I think they meant bulb end first.
I suppose the dimensions of some people's mouths could make this possible (theoretically, though their question certainly falls under "I'm not gonna try it -- *you* try it" category). It couldn't be universal for everyone since some people probably couldn't fit the bulb in at all and a few could probably easily fit one. Overall it reminds me of the Scrubs episode where they have to get a lightbulb out of the colon of some hospital VIP's son.
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quote:Originally posted by snopes: Comment: is the email that says if you dont send it you will be tracked down and killed is that true.
Yes, it's true. But you'll also be tracked down and killed if you do send it. So either way, you're screwed.
Have a nice day.
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Comment: i heard a dumb rumor and i wanted to know is it true. Do men gain weight when the get a girl preganat. if u could get me this infomation i would help me alot in my class at school thank you very much.
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quote: Do men gain weight when the get a girl preganat.
Only if they're eating for two. But that probably has little to do with preganatcy or sex.
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Comment: I am trying to find a way to keep snakes away. I heard that cowboys used to surround their campsite with their whips and snakes would not cross a rope. I also heard if you surround the area with sulfur it would keep them from crossing over. Do you know if any of these are true? Do you know what can keep snakes away?
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quote:Originally posted by snopes: Comment: I am trying to find a way to keep snakes away. I heard that cowboys used to surround their campsite with their whips and snakes would not cross a rope.
Exactly how many whips do cowboys carry with them?
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Comment: Hello I'm 27 years old and I'm wondering about something that happened to me.My fiance and me were having intercorse when he ejaculated inside of me. I knew I was going to get my menstruation that same week, but it came when we were having sex. I'm always regular with my menses(5 days regular and 1-2 days spotting) though, this time I only had it for 2 days and it was not heavy, which I am usually the first two days and on top of that it stopped completely. I counted the days and it came on the 21st day not the 28th. Could it be possible that I am pregnant?
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