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Re-post your favorite reader-submitted comment from this forum here. One entry per customer.
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Canuckistan
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Going way back, to March 28, 2001:

Comment: Excuse me sir, but you might actually need to check a few of YOUR facts. I am thrilled to know that you know so much about some poor missionary's disease in a foreign country, and how people asking for prayer for anything could be classified as a hoax! Ya' know what? I prefer to take a little bit of a "chance" and just go ahead and show my support for my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ by actually forwarding some of these things. Just like we may not "know" everything, I feel sure that the same is true of your knowledge as well. At least what we choose to "jumble" up the internet with is defending our Lord. Thanks again for the time you have taken to enlighten us...but please do not bother to jumble OUR internet experience with your knowledge of "things" the world over!!! Please DO NO respond to this as we prefer to keep our e-mail inbox free of hoax's. Thank you!

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MY FAVORITE ONE!

From July 2005, I believe:

Comment: i farted and it smells like cheese.i farted next to my mom and
the lamp shade .After I did that the lamp shade caught on
fire!.....................................................................
.......................hahahahahahahahahahahahahqhqhahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahhahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahaha
hahahahsazhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
yahahahahahahahahahahayhauy

...some people. [dunce]

I gots to use the new hurricane icon. (Still praying for the people who *lived* in New Orleans...)

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Tootsie Plunkette
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I can't find it now, but Cencel Wahuohten's poignant missive has always been my favorite.

ETA (snopes):

Comment: i love kfc...........................................sike!
why did u step in a big pile of shit?! shut up you meqrob!

is YOUR MAMA A PERVERT? TODAY I AM GOING TO KFC AND I AM GOING TO PROVE THAT
YOU SELL FAKE CHIKEN. I WILL BE WEARING A RED JUMP SUIT SOMEWHERE IN KENTUCKY.

YOU ARE A CRAZY MAMAFUCKER,THAT LIVES IN A COW'S ASS, WHO ONLY LIKES TO FUCK
HIS FUCKING FATHER, AND ALSO MAKES MUTANT CHICKENS IN HIS OWN
ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS-SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSS!

MY NAME IS CENCEL WAHUOHTEN FROM KENYA ALSO MY DICK IS GREEN

[ 08. September 2005, 07:14 AM:   snopes ]

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I know I said one entry per person, but it's not fair! I have so many favorites . .

Comment: kfc sucks ass! iherd that your chiken is a mutANS! DID U GET ONE FOR
YOUR WIFE! I WILL FART ON KFC'S GRAVE! DOES KFC'S OWNER HAVE ANY BREAST
INPLANTS! POPYES IS BETTER THEN KFC! hOW MANY LEGS DO U HAVE? IS THIS TRUE? IS
YOUR ASS GREEN OR PURPLE?

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http://www.snopes.com/horrors/ghosts/onemore.htm

Comment: Legend: A menacing dream prevents a woman from being killed in
a crash.

i believe this is real, due to certain things that happens with me... i
have werid dreams, sometimes i question myself about these dreams.. but i
figured i shouldnt try to resolve them, rather let them happen.. last year
about fall, in Cali, -usa.. i am in wisconsin.. talked with a friend from
cali. Talked with that friend all night, and kept asking her if she was
okay constantly, im not sure why i kept doing that, but that night i sure
found out. I had this werid dream about people dying in cali with a fire..
i thought "wow! what a werid dream.." I woke up, watched little bit of tv
before i went to school, and found out it did happen, i think 15 people
died.. didnt pay much attention to it, just was too shocked...

from then on, i been sometimes have these werid dreams but wont tell
anyone, because it could cause a startle.

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rockland6674
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A "Bonsai Kittens" e-mail from August 5, 2003:

quote:
Comment: how could you do this to the poor kittens. it really made me
think... think of how sick you people are! it made me cry to see the
kittens in the box. how could you do this to them. they should have a free
life to live and not one that is made up by some box or something.
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
uuuuuuu


you make me sick


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Doc J.
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posted 16 October, 2002 02:01 PM
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Comment: SNOPES.com is a front for the Bush administration, set-up for the purpose
of discouraging and possibly circumventing any real investigation into
intelligence failures surrounding 911.

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Mr. Furious
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Tootsie's is absolutely my favorite. I even have it bookmarked.

To this day, I have to resist changing my screen name to Cencel Wahuohten.

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I like this one.
quote:
Comment: I have this really weird event that happened to me a couple weeks ago. It made the news (TV, radio, and newspaper) in my Alabama area:

I went to the kitchen, and looked inside my cookie jar. For some reason, there were cookies in there!

P.S. If you put this on your site, please make sure I am anonymous

I have no idea why it's so funny, but it really set me giggling!

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quote:
Comment: CAN YOU POSSIBLY TELL ME Y I HAVE A STRONG IMPULSE TO WEAR PINK BLOOMERS WHILE I SURF THE WEB?? ESPECIALLY!! YOUR SITE!!SNOPES.COM!!!
THANK YOU!!



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From Oct 31, 2000

quote:
Comment: i cant wait till christmas, i am getting a new penis how fun for me thet will be its 28 inches long with football size testicles
Cracks me up every time.

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resELution
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The Mario Man

When I think of We've Got Mail I think of him. Always a great thread to re-visit.

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Tootsie Plunkette
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Thanks, snopes! I couldn't find it with a search.

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I am so giggling over all of these. I think the next time I get into an argument with my ExH I'm going to call him a meqrob. [lol]

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I like the 14 year old who objected to Jesus not being born on Christmas:
quote:
How dare you list the birth of Jesus Christ on Christmas as false!?! I am completely blown away by your complete idioticity! I'm only fourteen, yet even I am furious over this!! I do NOT believe that your website endorses the idea that the birth of Jesus Christ on Christmas is false. When I saw this atrocity I was completely disgraced by your denial of Christianity. Once again I ask how DARE you?? I can assure you that this will be my first and last time EVER visiting your website! I hope you go to hell for denying the truth of Christianity! I only pray to God that you will see the light of his love, and that you repent for this utterly disgraceful sin. You should be ashamed of yourselves.


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That sounds exactly like the 14 year old girl who used to post on a paranormal board I frequented. LittleDuck would remember that person.

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quote:
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/drugs/lsdcop.htm

Comment: your site is a lode of drug propaganda bullshit,
my friends father is a hard working american cop. he had this very thing
happen too him while beating the shit out of three hippies for smelling
like shit. he got so tired that he had too take a sip of water just to
spit on them. he drank some kind of bullshit hippie water and went
insane.
all he does now is role around his house smelling like citrus.

[Big Grin]

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quote:
Originally posted by resELution:
The Mario Man

When I think of We've Got Mail I think of him. Always a great thread to re-visit.

Ugh I forgot about him!

quote:
Its always somthing that sounds fishy, and some fish think they don't have tracks.


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Pork Chop
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I couldn't find my favorite post, but it was about how Harry Potter isn't Satan, and you can't just become a wizard. What really sold it for me was the fact that it ended with "I know this for a fact because I am a druid."

ETA (by snopes):

quote:
Comment: Man that whole thing about Harry Potter being Satanic is a crock!
Let me tell you something and i'm getting sick and tired of constantly
saying this: NOT ALL MAGICK IS EVIL!!! I mean think about this. When a
preist in a church baptizes someone or blesses someone they are using a
type of magick that draws it's power from God himself! When someone is
married it is a ritual! Besides as Ms. Rawling put it "the Harry Potter
world is entirely imaginary". All you people who think magick is evil
need to get your head out of asses and actually realize that the book is
FICTION! I mean if a child reads Harry Potter they're not just gonna go
"hey this is evil I should be a wizard." Sure they might tell you that
they want to be a wizard but don't go blaming the book. Most of the
children who read Harry Potter are at an age where they can not tell fact
from fiction. Anyways to wrap this up i just have to say that you can not
choose to become a witch/wizard, you have to be born one. i know this for
a fact because i am a Druid.



[ 08. September 2005, 11:06 PM:   snopes ]

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Tootsie Plunkette
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quote:
I hope you go to hell for denying the truth of Christianity!
I only pray to God that you will see the light of his love...

I hope you go to hell, and I hope you don't go to hell!

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rockland6674
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quote:
Originally posted by Pork Chop:
I couldn't find my favorite post, but it was about how Harry Potter isn't Satan, and you can't just become a wizard. What really sold it for me was the fact that it ended with "I know this for a fact because I am a druid."

Here ya go.

ETA: Oops, snopes beat me to it.

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Kitsune26
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Oh jeez, I red the Mario thread. My brain is toast.
I do feel for him a bit, but he hasn't a leg to stand on. The funny bit though (okay, it was all a bit funny) was his insistance that Mario couldn't possibly be named after the landlord because the landlord would be giving interviews if it were true
. I've got my name in an RPG book, as well as several NPC characters in books based on RPG chacters I've played. So do several of my friends-since we were friends with/lived with two developers. It's cool and all, but quite frankly it's not that big of a deal to most of the world, the people who know are the only people that were care about them knowing, and it's a nice little inside thing (a "thanks for the ideas and being cool").
Perhapse Mario Segali thought the same thing.

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quote:
Originally posted by Tootsie Plunkettios:
I can't find it now, but Cencel Wahuohten's poignant missive has always been my favorite.

ETA (snopes):

Comment: i love kfc...........................................sike!
why did u step in a big pile of shit?! shut up you meqrob!

is YOUR MAMA A PERVERT? TODAY I AM GOING TO KFC AND I AM GOING TO PROVE THAT
YOU SELL FAKE CHIKEN. I WILL BE WEARING A RED JUMP SUIT SOMEWHERE IN KENTUCKY.

YOU ARE A CRAZY MAMAFUCKER,THAT LIVES IN A COW'S ASS, WHO ONLY LIKES TO FUCK
HIS FUCKING FATHER, AND ALSO MAKES MUTANT CHICKENS IN HIS OWN
ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS-SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSS!

MY NAME IS CENCEL WAHUOHTEN FROM KENYA ALSO MY DICK IS GREEN

OMG, this is the comment that got me started on SNOPES. I was reading through this thread and found this posted - followed by someone who quoted the bit about "proving" the chicken is fake and commented "Q.....E.....D"

[lol] [lol]

That's what got me started here (for better or for worse), and I'm still saying "Q......E.......D" at work meetings and getting blank stares! Whoever said that, you have my undying gratitude.

Thanks to you too Cencel, and you too Tootsie for the reminder!!!!!!

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I have to go with this one. Just awesome in so many ways:

Comment: You have no right showing a man's head blown off on your website. I am very sorry that you think your first amendment rights give you the right to show a picture like this. Any children could get onto your site and see this disgusting picture. We as Americans have the right to be shielded from this sort of disturbing propaganda. All information is not good or necessary, you need to remember that. You need to remove this picture at once. I am as soon as I send this to you contacting AMERICA ONLINE (AOL) and reporting you as a TOS (terms of service) violation. I hope AOL or possiblly even the government takes away your internet account. Then where will you be?

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Joe Bentley
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From the Kiss My Bias thread.

Now most of the comments in that thread range from sadly pathetic to downright mean but this one, while not the most outrageous or stupid one in thread, after all it does manage to maintain correct spelling and puncuation and doesn't look like it was written by a 14 year old AOLer, struck a cord with me.
quote:
Comment: You usually conduct good fair research, until something slightly disturbs your liberal bias. Either become even-handed, or get out of this business.
My question... what "business" is this person talking about? Is there some sort of underground Urban Legend Debunking Industry that I'm just not aware of? Is it like the mob? Is Snopes locked in a battle with Adam and Jamie from Mythbusters and Professor Brunvard for control of the upper west side?

A lot of the comments in the Kiss My Bias thread have comments like that. Like snopes owes them something.

Seriously if I was snopes that attitude would really get to me. Barbara and him run this site, one of the most popular and referenced sites on the web, and they have no paid content! It's entirely free with a very reasonable amount of pretty non-intrusive advertising. I don't get what these people think snopes owes them.

First of all snopes shows no bias of any kind in any of the articles on the main site that I have ever read. Secondly even if he did... so what?! It's his site! If he wanted to be biased... what would be the problem?

Is this the point we've gotten to? That any opinion that disagrees with yours can just be written off as a "bias?"

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Mine is the recent classic:

quote:
Comment: fuck you FUCK YOU!
I just loved the notion that the author opens with the lower case"fuck you" and then has sat back to ponder the impact of their words. And then decided that his/ her point has been insuffciently made maybe it needs to be punchier, somehow... What to do, what to do.

Aha! CAPITALS!

I like to think the author then sat back and mused "well, I guess I made my point".

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quote:
They have no paid content! It's entirely free with a very resonable amount of pretty non-intrusive advertising.
That's why I love the complainers who sign off with "I'm never visiting your site again!" as if it were some kind of threat, like they were canceling their subscriptions or something. I almost think we should have an auto-reply set up for them:

quote:
We're sorry to hear you were dissatisfied with your recent purchase from snopes.com. Please return the unused portion in the enclosed envelope for a full refund.
I'm sure that would go over their heads, though.

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My favorite, maybe because I feel sorry for the woman for being so pretentious, and yet so wrong:
quote:
Comment: On the page. . .

http://www.snopes.com/college/horrors/horrors.htm

The Urban Legend. . .

University of Texas student loses both kidneys to organ thieves.*

Should read. . .

University of Texas student looses both kidneys to organ thieves.*

(looses in lieu of loses)

The site has a very organized feel, I like it.

Eve "What happens when you loose your kidneys?" MG

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quote:
Originally posted by Eve MG:
My favorite, maybe because I feel sorry for the woman for being so pretentious, and yet so wrong:
quote:
Comment: On the page. . .

http://www.snopes.com/college/horrors/horrors.htm

The Urban Legend. . .

University of Texas student loses both kidneys to organ thieves.*

Should read. . .

University of Texas student looses both kidneys to organ thieves.*

(looses in lieu of loses)

The site has a very organized feel, I like it.

Eve "What happens when you loose your kidneys?" MG
You wet your pants?

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quote:
Originally posted by Faith:
Mine is the recent classic:

quote:
Comment: fuck you FUCK YOU!
I just loved the notion that the author opens with the lower case"fuck you" and then has sat back to ponder the impact of their words. And then decided that his/ her point has been insuffciently made maybe it needs to be punchier, somehow... What to do, what to do.

Aha! CAPITALS!

I like to think the author then sat back and mused "well, I guess I made my point".

[lol]

You, sir/madam, are brilliant!

[lol]

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rockland6674
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quote:
Originally posted by LtColCarter:
I think the next time I get into an argument with my ExH I'm going to call him a meqrob. [lol]

"Shut up, you meqrob!"
"Huh?"

[lol]

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quote:
Originally posted by Eve MG:
Eve "What happens when you loose your kidneys?" MG

All hell breaks lose.

Lily "speaking for myself, anyway" bet

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Kathy B
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I have a fondness for this, which was posted in Incomprehensible message of the week.
quote:
Comment: pliz i want proxy number
i like the sex
but i life in ksa

The reason I like it is that it was a sort of wake up fo rme. I was chagrined to realize I actually understood it, but only because I had been spending way too much time on the Internet.

Kathy "No, it's not the Klondike Snowmobile Association" B.

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Okay. I give up. What or who is the "ksa?"

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