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Comment: Dad, www.snopes.com is a good site for checking out the validity of urban legends, water cooler talk, Fox News, etc.
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quote:Originally posted by snopes: Comment: Dad, www.snopes.com is a good site for checking out the validity of urban legends, water cooler talk, Fox News, etc.
Fox News.
That just about killed me. Not "the local news", "nightly news", "news sources", but Fox News!
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I guess with Barbara's stepping out with every Tom, Dick and Harry, it had to happen sooner or later that.... um, what's-his-name would do the same.
Guru "now for my penance {forgive me snopes for I have sinned......"
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Yeah Doug! And keep your dog from doing my business on my lawn!
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quote:Originally posted by Note Cubed: Yeah Doug! And keep your dog from doing my business on my lawn!
You do your business on your lawn?
Or is it:
The dog grabs your newspaper, then proceeds to use your lawn while reading it? (Making you wait for the paper so that you can finally do your own 'business')
The dog stole your laptop and actually pretended to be you, conducting business from your lawn?
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PS I am working on a site at Flickr where I am uploading pictures to share with the family and a few friends. They show the ravages that time has done to myself and some of the family. I love pictures and a few others do to.
Carol
Aww, Snopes, didn't she include a link to her picture site? I'm burning to know what the "ravages of time has done to her"!! She can't just leave us hanging like that.
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"The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad." -- Salvador Dali Posts: 2443 | From: Illinois | Registered: Feb 2000
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That looks like my birth mother, only with blone hair.
*shudder*
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Comment: I would like to know who your modeling agent is for a possibility of having my child in one of your commercials. I am very scared to just pick an agent out of a phone book, and didn't know if you had any advise for me. I have a little boy and it never falls where ever we go so many people say I have a gerber baby and he belongs in commercials or magazines. Do you have any thing you could offer me? I would really appreciate any help you could give.
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Sister, is that you? You doing research on your own!? It's a miracle!
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Comment: is it true that you drew alice in wonderland inspired by drugs? Can you share some information for my research report? I will really appreciate it.
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Comment: to the two guys who killed that very beautiful bear, please explain to me why you did what you did, that animal is a beautiful part of nature and you took its life, if you ever happen to read this message i have one thing to say to you-DICKHEAD, you karma will return on you ten fold.
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Comment: Hi Guys from Australia, Just want to say I enjoyed your site, what an incredible sand storm. It sure must be difficult living in such a hostile environment in more ways than one. I think you are all doing a fantastic job in the fight against terrorism and I admire greatly your bravery, expertise, fitness and strength. You are all in my thoughts and prayers and I wish you all well. May you all return safely to your loved ones as soon as possible. with much respect and warm greetings from Australia.
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Comment: Your television ads are great. They show women having fun exercising, interacting with each other and with a curves employee encouraging the women, laughing and talking with them. In other words, the ads show a place you would look forward to going to. So....I joined the Curves program in my town. Other than showing me how to use the machines in the beinning and saying hello when I walked in each time, the Curves employee (a hired high school girl)just sat at the desk the whole time. This was the case no matter which person was on duty when I was there. The women exercising had there own little pairs that they would socialize with or they would just come in and exercise without talking. In general, it became as boring as any other exercise program and after a couple of months, I just paid out my contract without going. I'm sure that the Curves in my hometown isn't the only one that has this same problem. People must be trained to be outgoing to customers and not spend their time just sitting at a desk. Maybe that's what's missing....trainig of employees and/or owners. Though it's been several months since my contract was paid off, I just saw one of your ads and felt the need to write this message.
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Comment: i think hostes really sucks dude because you guys need to put more than just cream in it.like raspberry,blueberry,or lemon
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Comment: Is it true that we can drink from tall cactuses? And by the way your show is really great and truly entertaining! Thank you!
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Comment: I sit here and think,How much I want to be with you,Wondering will I ever have a chance.A chance to hold you and to be with you. I think about you every day,Every night before I sleep.I dream how it would be To have you as my own.I dream to see how it feels,To see you before I sleep. How it would feel to,Cuddle with you at night.I dream about how wonderful It would be to wake up and see you. But its all a dream.. till the time comes.I will single waiting for you hello is me your looking for l can see it in your eyes.l can see it in your face are you somewhere feeling lonely why someone is loveing you. please tell me how to reach you l havent gotten no clue, but let me start by saying I LOVE YOU. PLEASE YOU DONT HAVE TO FEAR,I HAVE THE MONEY.
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quote:Originally posted by snopes: Comment: I sit here and think,How much I want to be with you,Wondering will I ever have a chance.A chance to hold you and to be with you. I think about you every day,Every night before I sleep.I dream how it would be To have you as my own.I dream to see how it feels,To see you before I sleep. How it would feel to,Cuddle with you at night.I dream about how wonderful It would be to wake up and see you. But its all a dream.. till the time comes.I will single waiting for you hello is me your looking for l can see it in your eyes.l can see it in your face are you somewhere feeling lonely why someone is loveing you. please tell me how to reach you l havent gotten no clue, but let me start by saying I LOVE YOU. PLEASE YOU DONT HAVE TO FEAR,I HAVE THE MONEY.
And to think that some lucky girl out there is getting an email disagreeing with her labeling the "roach eggs in bubble gum" as an Urban Legend.
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Comment: I went to snopes.com to see if "It takes guts" email is legit, and it says it's a hoax. Just an FYI. I love looking these things up on snopes.com
Hope to see you at the meeting tonight. And, if you're there, we could go by the house after the meeting. It's up to you.
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That's kind of an "every once in awhile we do some good" email, too.
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quote:Comment: I am interested in your lottery, thanks.
Dear sir/maam, Please send $100.00 (US) and your name and address to snopes at PayPal.com. You will immediatly be entered in the snopes "Lottery". You will be contacted in August if you are a winner.
david
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Comment: I think you should be appalled at the amount of trans-fatty acids in your donuts. In a few years all trans-fats (and I don't mean chunky crossdressers) will be outlawed because of the health concern. Your establishment is not fit for business in the US; you should move it to a third world country where they don't even know about trans-fats. Then maybe you could sleep at night.
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Wait, wait, wait. Why would you feel better about trying to kill people unaware of the dangers posed?
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Comment: CAN YOUR WINE BE BOUGHT DIRECT FROM YOU IN CALIFORNIA AND BE SHIPPED TO N.J.? IF SO AT WHAT PRICE INC.DELIVERY ?THANK YOU
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Comment: Hi Megan. I wanted to say I've had a crush on you since way back and have always admired your kindness. Anyway, I want to jump your bones and make you shout "Oh yeah Bobby, ahh right there, hell yeah! That's the spot" Oh and I also want you to go down on me. I guess I'm trying to say will you go out with me? Well, I don't really want to date you but I just want to sleep with you. Please say yes! By the way, I don't have an e-mail address yet so I'm using this apparently free one on snops.com. I'm not sure if you can reply to me but try sending an e-mail to snopes.com and maybe it'll get to me. Or you can just come to my house and sleep with me. P.P.S I LOVE YOU!!!
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If that last one isn't a Troll Call, I suspect it's about time to give up any remaining hope in humanity and blow up the planet.
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