quote:Originally posted by snopes: Comment: Christ said be not against oil at the endtime .
I found it in the Bible:
"Look to the East, the Middle, and obtain stock thereof. When the price of oil hits $100, the end times are at hand...".
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quote:Originally posted by snopes: Comment: I thought you might find the article good (yes).How do you like my article?A memorial day is coming up. That date is dec 7th. we were attacked by japan on that date.So why are we( not me) people driving japanese cars? the irony of the story is i thought we won the war,becasuse a lot of americans are buying them cars. So i guess that means we are bowing to them and kissing you know what. so they won the war
There is so much wrong with this that it's hard to know where to start.
Let's start with the first word. Specifically, let's delete it. And everything that follows.
Oh my Lord.
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quote:Originally posted by franjava: My Toyota was made in Canada. Does that mean I'm kssing Canadian you-know-what. Come here Canuckistan, so I can kiss your little dancing chicken tush!
You mean you haven't been doing so to this point?
For shame, franjava. For shame.
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So I guess we lost both the American Revolution and War of 1812 since Americans buy British cars? And we lost both WWI and WWII since we buy German and Italian cars? And we must have lost some war to Sweden and France for the Saabs, Volvos, and Renaults. And we must have somehow lost to the South Koreans even though we were fighting with them due to Hyundais.
PS. So why don't I ever see a Vietnamese car?
PPS. I guess I'm kissing Tennessee or Kentucky you know what since my Toyota was built in the US.
-------------------- IIRC, it wasn't the shoe bomber's loud prayers that sparked the takedown by the other passengers; it was that he was trying to light his shoe on fire. Very, very different. Canuckistan Posts: 3694 | From: Arizona | Registered: Aug 2005
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Did they buy them before or after the merger with Daimler?
-------------------- IIRC, it wasn't the shoe bomber's loud prayers that sparked the takedown by the other passengers; it was that he was trying to light his shoe on fire. Very, very different. Canuckistan Posts: 3694 | From: Arizona | Registered: Aug 2005
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quote:Originally posted by snopes: Comment: john denver WAS an ordained minister.considering he's dead.
Is this person saying that ordained ministers are dead? Or that you are no longer to be considered a minister at any time when you die? Or are they just really, really stupid?
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quote:...we were attacked by japan...so why are we (not me) people driving japanese cars? the irony of the story is i thought we won the war,because a lot of americans are buying them cars. So i guess that means we are bowing to them and kissing you know what. so they won the war
You Americans should be driving cars made by Mercedes and BMW.
OOOPS...I forgot about WWII.
You Americans should be driving cars made by Ferrari and Bugatti.
Nope....Italy were the enemy in WWII as well.
Ummmm....Jaguar and Bentley....can't forget the War of Independence.
Renault and Peugeot??? Only if they renamed them "Freedom Cars".
Hyundai....Korean War. Isuzu are made in Vietnam now aren't they. And the Ford Focus is being made in Russia.
So why don't y'all buy good ol' American cars. Oh yeah, the Civil War, can't be seen to be kissin' up to the damn Confederacy.
Either stop going to war with everyone or buy an Australian car.
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Reminds me of a old Nursery Rhyme parody (mid-late 70's, I think) from Mad Magazine:
"Sing a song of six pence, a pocketful of yen Magnivox and Sony undersold again See the U.S. suffer from the job we do This is how we get revenge for losing WWII."
Trish "Must be old. It's talking about t.v.s" DaDish
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Comment: Toyota Crash not real look and the picture thats far away there how is the guy head on the same side of his ass
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Does anyone else think that reads like refrigerator poetry?
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Comment: On the virus thing where you put aaa to stop virises from spreading insn't true but is very help full because if you hat 1 address in your adress book that was but vailid, but unused the computer would inform you that it tried to send itself and you could do the things to delete it with you anti virus.Also you could warn the recipitant to delete it.
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Comment: Will send you a virus? screening result which blocked a link "Osama.url" when I tried to send a link to a relative of your "Osama hanged" page in response to their sending us the virus alert (marked "Snopes says this is real!").
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