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TheBobo
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quote:
Originally posted by snopes:
Comment: My family has spent there intire lifes trying to make me strait

Parents can't make you a country music star. It comes from within.

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Canuckistan
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quote:
Originally posted by TheBobo:
quote:
Originally posted by snopes:
Comment: My family has spent there intire lifes trying to make me strait

Parents can't make you a country music star. It comes from within.
Actually, I read that as this person's parents has spent their lives trying to this person into a body of water.

I'd be upset, too, if my parents kept trying to turn me into a body of water.

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Drainfluid
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quote:
how do I meet female
hermaphrodites and date.

The best method would be to rent a billboard and put your face on it with the headline: "I like to date hermaphrodites. Call me at 555-1234"

This always works.

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snopes
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Comment: who the hell do you think you are? Did you not see me go on
dateline explain what truly happened? I'm a midget, and I cannot believe
what you have done to cover up what my great grandfather did, you are all
sons of bitches and what goes around comes around.


STONE PHILLIPS

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rockland6674
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quote:
Originally posted by snopes:
Comment: who the hell do you think you are?

Well, today I'm Batman. Only thing is, I'm stuck with this damn cape that doesn't enable users to fly. [Mad]

Wish I could chat longer, but I must go protect Gotham City from evildoers. Robin, to the Batmobile!

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snopes
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Comment: I received an E-mail listing new uses for household items
(Bounce, soda, etc). One listing was using Mayonaise to kill lice.

I'm sorry to say, I had a chance to test this claim a few months after. I
washed my hair using mayonaise every night for about a week, and the lice
DID die. It wasn't long before my hair was clean again.

Then I got a new seat in all my classes, because someone was obviously not
very healthy.

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Nion
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I bet you have no clue which person in your class is not very healthy though, do you?

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snopes
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Comment: My step mothers sisters husband from USA is a buisnessman and
visits around the world alot, they live in USA and came visit us from USA.

He visits China alot and Japan to get to China and other countrys etc...

Well he said in a country(beleive it's china) the country had just got a
Kuntucky Fired Chickin, as they uslly eat their chickin differently, they
had a matt on the floor which showed what to do if you ate the chickin and
got it stuck in your throat.

He said it looked really funny as it involved lots weird stuff, now he
says he has a picture but it's in USA, plus he would have to look through
tons of photo albums.

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Major D. Saster
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How can they eat the chickin if they fired it ?

I guess they have to rush out and catch it back first...

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snopes
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Comment: I heard that Snopes.com is a propaganda dispensing tool of the
combined intelligence agencies of the United States government. Several of
my associates are aware that I have sent this email and they have copies
just in case I suddenly and mysteriously disappear like Jimmy Hoffa did
(has he been found?).Please let me know if this rumor is true, and don't
try to lie to me. Merry Christmas.

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Signora Del Drago
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Why would anyone lie to you? It's all true. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Mr. Hoffa sends his best.

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"Give people a break. It's not easy doing a life."~Joshua Halberstam

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Eddylizard
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quote:
Originally posted by snopes:
Comment: I received an E-mail listing new uses for household items
(Bounce, soda, etc). One listing was using Mayonaise to kill lice.

I'm sorry to say, I had a chance to test this claim a few months after. I
washed my hair using mayonaise every night for about a week, and the lice
DID die. It wasn't long before my hair was clean again.

Then I got a new seat in all my classes, because someone was obviously not
very healthy.

You got a new seat in your class because everybody else complained you stank of rancid mayonnaise.

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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is what is commonly known as money. It comes in all sizes, colours, and denominations - like people."

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