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quote:
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Comment: Good morning from jim. I have heard that when the moon is full
that the extra gravity casues cows to excrete massive amounts of methane
which is what killed a man in oregon one day in last november from
suffocation when he entered a cow pasture during the full moon and was
wondering if this is true since i will be visiting an old relative in
oregon and the moon will be full and am worried that i might suffocate.

Good evening to Jim.

You know, all this full-moon-extra-gravity-cow-methane-exhaust is just a huge CIA cover up for the massive werewolf problem in Oregon.

They're bred by the government as WMD, so that one day, the US can invade Seattle and take over Microsoft. (That's why their secret facility is located in Oregon, see? So the werewolves don't have to walk all that long of a distance.)

However, the experiment got out of hand and now you have hundreds of genetically altered werewolves roaming the Northwest coast. But no one is supposed to find out and that's why they fabricated a much more believable story about the moon, cows, gravity and methane.

So as long as you carry your shotgun with the silver bullets with you all the time, you should be just fine with your relative. In case he has removed all his silverware from his house, shoot him immediately.

Hope that helped to keep you on the safe side. [Smile]

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Comment: A fella from Korea told me that there is a culinary delicacy made
of mosquito eyes. The way it is collected is, that bats eat the mosquitos
but cannot digest the eyeballs. We said, it sounds like bat poop. He
didn't have any more details than this.

My suggestion would be to avoid this little delicacy.

Dag "bleah" wood

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Comment: A fella from Korea told me that there is a culinary delicacy made of mosquito eyes. The way it is collected is, that bats eat the mosquitos but cannot digest the eyeballs. We said, it sounds like bat poop. He didn't have any more details than this.

What a load of bullshit batshit.
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Comment: I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in
flap-jaw space with the tuning fork doing a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I
need scissors.61!

Is that you, Colonel?!

(Seriously: This is a Metal Gear Solid reference. Coincidentally, when searching for it on Google, it was in the signature line of an eBaum's World forum member.)

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Comment: Is it true that lesbians have sideways vaginas? I didnt think so,
but Jessica says she saw that Samantha has one. I thought she was a
lesbian but Jen said wasnt. Can you sought this out for us?

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Lesbians' vaginas aren't sideways but upside-down. The same thing is true about necrophiliac mens' penises. [Eek!]

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Is it true that lesbians have sideways vaginas?
No no, you're getting it all wrong! The belief is that men who've see the movie Sideways are considered gay! Get your story straight!

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quote:
Originally posted by TrishDaDish:
Get your story straight!

So to speak.

I know, I know: [fish]

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Why was Jessica looking at Samantha while she was naked? [Confused]

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That reminds me back in my eighth grade year when every girl became bisexual all of a sudden. One of them was my friend Jessica. I also knew a girl named Samantha who got into some huge scuffle with Jessica. Or I think they made out. I dunno, the eighth grade was a horrible, horrible time.

I don't know why I decided to bring that up. [Confused]

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Oh...okay...I guess...I hope.

How was ninth grade?

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So do bisexual women have their vaginas lodged at a 45 degree angle?
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No Hawk, you know it's true! How else would they get a little on the side?

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quote:
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No Hawk, you know it's true! How else would they get a little on the side?

[lol]
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Comment: hello. i am very nervous now. i recently visited Hawaii and
took a few shells and dried-up coral from the Wakiki beach. Is the curse
only true for the volcano rocks or all rocks from Hawaii.....?? We walked
on the beach everyday, so we also got sands in the pockets of our shorts,
do they count?? I read a few articles on the curse and is very nervous
now, can you please let me know if I should send the shells and coral back
to Hawaii? If so, where should I send them to? Thank you very much.

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If you send them to me, along with $1,000 (small bills, please), I will exorcise the shells and coral to remove your curse. Unfortunately, the sand curse can only be removed by sacrificing a virgin emperor penguin. The cost for obtaining such a penguin, along with the ornithological gynecologist's certification of virginity, is $23,475, payable in advance.

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Is the curse having me suddenly conjure up imaged of Vincent Price in shorts living in a cave eating beans?

Oh, Mr Price, what were thou thinking, being on The Brady Bunch?

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Comment: mom i found this site it shows just what stuff you use to tell me
it was false. why is this? is this for years of mom and dad dating stories
and they did not happene to you or nobody else why is this? do you have to
lie for me to be respect of you cause i am or now was? where do you make
sense of this? what happenes to you to make a story on here? you have me
decades ago, when you start to lie? more decades? when i was little you
get on here to find storie to tell me so i make more respect of you? STOP
THE LIES

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Comment: Does an old Microsoft User Agreement contain laguage sneaked in
that requires customers to give their eternal soul to Bill Gates?

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No, but Microsoft is considering using the following User Agreement:

This product is provided with no warranty of any kind as to reliability, accuracy, existence or otherwise or fitness and usefulness for any particular purpose and Microsoft specifically does not warrant, guarantee, imply or make any representations as to its merchantability for any particular purpose and furthermore shall have no liability for responsibility to you or any other person, entity or deity with respect to any loss or damage whatsoever caused by this device or by any attempts to destroy it by hammering it against a wall or dropping it into a deep well or any other means whatsoever and moreover asserts that you indicate your acceptance of this agreement or any other agreement that may be substituted at any time by coming within five miles or eight kilometers of the product or observing it through telescopes or by any other means because you are such an easily cowed moron who will happily accept arrogant and unilateral conditions on a piece of highly priced trash that you would not dream of accepting on a box of dogfood and is used solely at your own risk.

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quote:
Originally posted by snopes:
Comment: hello. i am very nervous now. i recently visited Hawaii and
took a few shells and dried-up coral from the Wakiki beach. Is the curse
only true for the volcano rocks or all rocks from Hawaii.....?? We walked
on the beach everyday, so we also got sands in the pockets of our shorts,
do they count?? I read a few articles on the curse and is very nervous
now, can you please let me know if I should send the shells and coral back
to Hawaii? If so, where should I send them to? Thank you very much.

you'd figure that if they could email you, they'd have easily found out by googling on the subject or read the article found on your site:
http://www.snopes.com/luck/pele.asp
http://www.volcanogallery.com/lavarock2004.htm

Having known several park rangers at Hawaii Volcanoes National Park, they have some storeis of how the receive Lava rocks mailed back to them by former visitors.

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Comment: I WILL NOT ACCEPT THESE DISGUSTING RUMOURS! IF YOU THINK YOUVE HEARD THE LAST OF ME YOU ARE SADLY MISTAKEN!

P.S. ARE ANY OF THESE TRUE

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Which disgusting rumors will you accept?

We wait with breathless anticipation for your return.

P.S. Only the ones that aren't untrue.

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Comment: Hi! How at you with weather? At us absolutely of gloom = (
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Comment: Hi! How at you with weather? At us absolutely of gloom = (

This how I at with weather:
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Hot and sunny with a spectacular thunderstorm forecast for this afternoon.
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Comment: OK, look you smarty people at snopes.com - I MADE those Mrs.
Fields cookies and I think you wrong!!! If the recipe is a fake, then
WHOSE RECIPE IS IT??? Cause it's very very very good.

Please reveal the identity of the person who created that recipe. Of
COURSE it can't be Mrs. Fields, because in order to show that it isn't the
recipe they would have to reveal their recipe and if they revealed the
recipe it wouldn't be a delightfully tasty industry secret. That, my
friends is called "plausible deniabilty" and I think it pokes a GREAT BIG
HOLE in your assertion that this story is false.

So THERE.

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Comment: I am Dick Fitzwell from the New York Times. Will you grant us an
interview on why your jokes are so stone ass dumb?

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quote:
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Comment: OK, look you smarty people at snopes.com - I MADE those Mrs.
Fields cookies and I think you wrong!!! If the recipe is a fake, then
WHOSE RECIPE IS IT??? Cause it's very very very good.

Please reveal the identity of the person who created that recipe. Of
COURSE it can't be Mrs. Fields, because in order to show that it isn't the
recipe they would have to reveal their recipe and if they revealed the
recipe it wouldn't be a delightfully tasty industry secret. That, my
friends is called "plausible deniabilty" and I think it pokes a GREAT BIG
HOLE in your assertion that this story is false.

So THERE.

I think this person needs to work a little harder on "understandable" before they attempt to progress to "plausible".
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quote:
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Comment: I am Dick Fitzwell from the New York Times. Will you grant us an
interview on why your jokes are so stone ass dumb?

Sure, as soon as you give us a tour of the Times newsroom.

Yeah, didn't think so.

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Perhaps we should introduce Dick Fitzwell to Alotta Vagina. If he got laid maybe his sense of humor would improve.

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Or maybe he'd just get screwed in the process.

(Sorry.)

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Comment: OK, look you smarty people at snopes.com - I MADE those Mrs.
Fields cookies and I think you wrong!!! If the recipe is a fake, then
WHOSE RECIPE IS IT??? Cause it's very very very good.

Please reveal the identity of the person who created that recipe. Of
COURSE it can't be Mrs. Fields, because in order to show that it isn't the
recipe they would have to reveal their recipe and if they revealed the
recipe it wouldn't be a delightfully tasty industry secret. That, my
friends is called "plausible deniabilty" and I think it pokes a GREAT BIG
HOLE in your assertion that this story is false.

So THERE.

I really like the phrase "delightfully tasty industry secret" and will try to work it into conversation in the future.

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Comment: My family has spent there intire lifes trying to make me strait
and I dont like wemon I never realy did they have tried drugs and other
methods and how can I get over them and what they have done and every time
I tell someone I like full functioning hermaphrodites they try to fix me
up with a guy or tranny I dont like them either how do I meet female
hermaphrodites and date.

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quote:
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Comment: My family has spent there intire lifes trying to make me strait
and I dont like wemon I never realy did they have tried drugs and other
methods and how can I get over them and what they have done and every time
I tell someone I like full functioning hermaphrodites they try to fix me
up with a guy or tranny I dont like them either how do I meet female
hermaphrodites and date.

Wouldn't female hermaphrodites be an oxymoron?

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