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Comment: I heard that the Pilsburry Doe Boy died because he got poked to
many times. Is this true?

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It's tragic, but true.

He was later baked at 350 and enjoyed by all.

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The fellow was poked too many times. This video shows his demise!

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Comment: Regarding "A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why"

This claim is absolutely true! It is merely punctuated poorly. A duck's
quack doesn't echo, "and no one knows why." It echos "quack."

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Comment: I was watching A&E Bio: Ray Kroc.
It seems that Mr. Kroc was full of it.

Is that where the phrase, "that's a Kroc!" came from?

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Comment: I was watching A&E Bio: Ray Kroc.
It seems that Mr. Kroc was full of it.

Is that where the phrase, "that's a Kroc!" came from?

My head hurts. And it hurts even more if he's serious.

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Comment: John Cleese's letter of Revocation mentions that HRH won't
include Utah in the revocation measure. Well, that just sucks. I live in
Utah and there are some (very damn few actually) myself included, that
would just about kill for the chance to pull this backwater berg into the
twenty first century and offer the adherents of the culture of conformity
and modicum of enlightentment. Now I discover that the Queen has her
knickers in a knot over the state of Utah and Utah's severely repressed.
Damn, we can't beg, steal, or borrow a chance of salvation. It just sucks!
Is there no monarch or nation on the face of our shared planet that could
offer us at least a faint glimmer of hope? No?
Fine, leaves us out here alone, desolate, abandoned, despised among the
peoples of our earth, reviled, and treated rudely by the Queen of England.
It just sucks I tell you, it just sucks.

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Where be this 'Letter of Revocation'? I'd like to read it!


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Ahoy!

http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/revocation.asp

Might not be true, but it is funny...

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Comment: Comment: Dude you cant be serious on that pear-bear article? There aint no way in jesus that flag is for real. i thought your internet was good but no i see your internet is really wrong? by the way, where is yuor free pr0n?
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quote:
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i thought your internet was good but no i see your internet is really wrong? by the way, where is yuor free pr0n?

I nominate snopes for a lifetime achievement award! Take it from Dan Quail and give it to the REAL inventor of the internet.

Ranger "David, where IS yuor free prOn?" Dog

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The free prOn is right here...

Yes...that was really hard to type.

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Comment: Okay, so here the story goes: My drama teacher was fired and
everyone says he was smokin cannabis in his office. Is this true?

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Hey, snopes, where the hell is my other sock?? [lol]

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Comment: Is it true that In-n-out have a special item on their menu called
the "Don't say anything or move. I have a fucking gun right here in my
pocket. Just hand me all the cash and a shake or I'll blow your fucking
brains out. that's right all in the bag. Don't be a hero or I'll kill your
damn cat too." I can't find a In-n-out to order this item. They say it is
a chicken burger. I think you should go try order this to see if it is a
real item. If you want extra ketchup you say "I hate all the fucking
niggers here and you're all going to die."

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It is true. In fact it is right next to the item called "Why am I such a lame ass troll that wants to see if snopes will print my moronic ramblings that make little sense but contain inflamatory words like 'fuck' and 'nigger'?" I belive that may be the double burger in which the bread is on the inside and the meat on the outside.

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Why not just save yourself the trouble and order the chicken burger?

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What are you talking about Bobo?? I had one last night - with some extra Spic sauce!! It was all a-friendly like!

Hey pal! Gimme a numbah two. Slap a Niggah on a slab of wheat and hold 'im down wid some Spics and a couple Polocks. Now, don't be slidin' me none of dem sweet Polocks - make 'em nice an' spicy, cuz theahs nothin' bettah dan some spicy Polocks on my Niggah on Wheat! And gimme some extra Spic sauce too! Now THAT'S a tasty Niggah!

I am sure I will be able to enjoy my sandwich after I am out of traction. Jesus, that hurt just trying to TYPE it!

Snopes, do you handle crap like this frequently? My GOD, but you had better be making some GOOOOOOooood money! On behalf of the human race, I apologize for idots like this. (not a typo. "Idot": noun. "eye-dot". A derogatory term for a person too stoopud to spell "idiot" correctly. See also: stoopud, idjut, nincomfart)

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Snopes, do you handle crap like this frequently?
Not any more. Some poor woman in Massachusetts now bears that particular burden.

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I wear really, really long rubber gloves! [Razz]

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She's used to handling idiotic requests. Why, just the other day, someone came up to her in the street and said, "Say 'Park the car in Harvard Yard.'! Pleeease!!" because they think everyone in Massachusetts has a Kennedy accent.

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Half of the Kennedys don't even have a Kennedy accent. Caroline is practically normal, as is Joe.

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If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

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Comment: I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in
flap-jaw space with the tuning fork doing a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I
need scissors.61!

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I need scissors.61!

Make sure you run with them.

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Comment: IS IT TRUE THAT IF YOU CUT OFF YOUR PENIS, IT WILL GROW BACK
BIGGER--AND STRONGER? PLEASE RESPOND SOON! VERY URGENT!

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Comment: Female vagina meets chimp is this true a true sotry. My friend
told me but I want to be sure.

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Comment: IS IT TRUE THAT IF YOU CUT OFF YOUR PENIS, IT WILL GROW BACK BIGGER--AND STRONGER? PLEASE RESPOND SOON! VERY URGENT!

Ahh, quityerbitchin', Bobbitt-Boy. No pain, no gain. You think it's gonna grow back overnight? Here's another Band-Aid®.
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Comment: Is it true if you read a horror story really late at night you
get uncontrolably horny? Someone told me that today and i was just
wondering....

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Comment: I live in Southern California and one of the biggest problems
(particularly in the desert) are ants. I heard that if I draw a line with
white chaulk or with white flour they won't cross it. Is this true? If it
is, are there other white substances ants won't cross? Like if I put out a
line of cocaine will the ants cross it?

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Comment: if I put out a line of cocaine will the ants cross it?

Yes, they will. They'll be wide awake for three days after that. They'll raid your box of tissues so they can blow their little noses. You'll hear them at 2:30 in the morning, listening to your George Carlin albums.
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quote:
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Comment: IS IT TRUE THAT IF YOU CUT OFF YOUR PENIS, IT WILL GROW BACK
BIGGER--AND STRONGER? PLEASE RESPOND SOON! VERY URGENT!

I can see Barbara testing this Urbam Legend on snopes.

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quote:
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quote:
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Comment: if I put out a line of cocaine will the ants cross it?

Yes, they will. They'll be wide awake for three days after that. They'll raid your box of tissues so they can blow their little noses. You'll hear them at 2:30 in the morning, listening to your George Carlin albums.
YOMANK!!!

And what a stupid waste of perfectly good blow...

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Comment: Is it true if you read a horror story really late at night you get uncontrolably horny? Someone told me that today and i was just
wondering....

I suppose if you're a borderline serial killer, you'd be the kind who'd underline passages of Helter Skelter and "play pocket pool" while reading The Omen...

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Comment: Female vagina meets chimp is this true a true sotry. My friend
told me but I want to be sure.

Yes. And if you see a walking female vagina, could you please send it back to me? My husband is missing it. Be sure that it is a Female vagina though, and not a male one OK? Oh - and don't touch it,ummkay? cause you don't know where its been!

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Comment: Good morning from jim. I have heard that when the moon is full
that the extra gravity casues cows to excrete massive amounts of methane
which is what killed a man in oregon one day in last november from
suffocation when he entered a cow pasture during the full moon and was
wondering if this is true since i will be visiting an old relative in
oregon and the moon will be full and am worried that i might suffocate.

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Comment: A fella from Korea told me that there is a culinary delicacy made
of mosquito eyes. The way it is collected is, that bats eat the mosquitos
but cannot digest the eyeballs. We said, it sounds like bat poop. He
didn't have any more details than this.

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