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quote:
Originally posted by Isaac3159:
I can help you, Brittany.

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Washington, D.C. 20500

Hmmm, this website has phone numbers for everyone who works at the White House except the President. Even Laura Bush has a phone number! No luck finding an e-mail adress.

NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? SHE MIGHT BE AN AL QAEDA SPY!!

[Eek!]

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Originally posted by snopes:
Comment: CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO TALK TO THE PESEDENT
BY SENDING ME HIS ADDRESS OR EMAIL ADDRESS!
SINCERLY,
BRITTANY

Dear Brittany, save up your allowance and form a PAC, or hire a good lobbyist.

"Pesedent"? For some reason, this made me think of the CEO of PEZ.

"Mmmmm, PEZ"-Stressa

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Originally posted by snopes:
Comment: CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO TALK TO THE PESEDENT
BY SENDING ME HIS ADDRESS OR EMAIL ADDRESS!
SINCERLY,
BRITTANY

Dear Brittany,

The President of the United States (I assume you were referring to him, since that is the country where snopes is based) is George W. Bush. He speaks English. It appears that you speak English, which will be helpful. However, it also appears that you are fond of shouting, which is not a good thing to do when conversing with heads of state, unless you are a journalist waving your arms at a press conference. Perhaps that is the route you should take: become a journalist and go yell while waving your arms at a press conference.

Avril

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Comment: I'm sorry but may I ask you a question..... Would you weear
underwear If u were that hot! I know I wouldn't

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Geez. If this is a man, he's the kind that gives guys a bad name. If this is a woman, she's ignorant and/or pathetic. Either way, this person needs to get their head beat into a brick wall, like my smiley.
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Agreed, but what bothers me most is that he refers to a cartoon character as "hot!"

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quote:
Originally posted by Isaac3159:
I can help you, Brittany.

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Washington, D.C. 20500

Hmmm, this website has phone numbers for everyone who works at the White House except the President. Even Laura Bush has a phone number! No luck finding an e-mail adress.

It's president@whitehouse.gov

or, if you prefer, vice.president@whitehouse.gov

Just don't tell Courtney.

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quote:
Originally posted by Swan & Cookies-quack:
It's president@whitehouse.gov

or, if you prefer, vice.president@whitehouse.gov.

Boy, wouldn't it be interesting to have a "We've Got Mail" section based on the Inbox of THAT e-mail address ... [Eek!]

Silence "DEAR PRES BUSH I SAW SOMEONE ON TV BURNING A FLAG PLEASE MAKE THEM STOP" Dogood

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Comment: iam a slave master part two his cousin dims i got a bitch in my
base ment right a this moment an shes a virgin

slave master**

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quote:
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Comment: iam a slave master part two his cousin dims i got a bitch in my
base ment right a this moment an shes a virgin

slave master**

Okay..what happened to part one? and why does this person have my cow-orker in his basement? (Not that I happen to MIND he's got her corraled...but rest assured she is *not* a virgin)

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Comment: iam a slave master part two his cousin dims i got a bitch in my
base ment right a this moment an shes a virgin

slave master**

Yes, it does appear that slavemaster's cousin *is* dim.... [Thwack]

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Comment: WUT EVER!! i think u lie about everhything. yoyur site is
SOOOOOOOOOOo BOHUS!!! *bogus
l8r dude
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anue
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^^ Shouldn't the above post be in Troll Call?

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Weeelll, I've always thought Troll Call was for posts Snopes has identified as being from ULMB members.
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Identified? I thought it was just for posts snopes THOUGHT were written by trolls. Oh well! I learn something new every day.

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This must be a work of a troll!

For some reason I can totally visualize a trenchcoated Gary Larson detective standing over a body saying that
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quote:
Originally posted by snopes:
Comment: iam a slave master part two his cousin dims i got a bitch in my
base ment right a this moment an shes a virgin

slave master**

It sounds like "slave master**" is quoting lyrics, but I didn't come up with anything when I did a search by lyrics for "cousin dims" "I am a slave master" "slave master" or "bitch in my basement."
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Comment: ok i have a story that i heard from my friend. she says that it
happened to her sister friends brother. OKay there is 2 11 year old kids
playing in the backyard and eating hot tamales, you know those candys.
well one kid has to pee so he goes and pees and decides to kind of jack
off a little. well the hot tamale sticky ness is all over his hands and
gets in his pee hole. he goes to his mom to tell her he got it in there
while peeing so she startes trying to kinda pinch it out with her hands..
well the kid spluges all over his mothers hand. his mother is so
embarassed she walks out on the family... the kid is now 16. this
deffinatley deserves to be on your website.

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deffinatley
My single biggest spelling munchkin ever strikes again...and I think this is by far the worst spelling of "definitely" I've ever seen -- I've never seen a specimen with a double-f, a superfluous "a," and the "l" and "e" reversed...

Sorry, what was the comment again? [lol]

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I think this is by far the worst spelling of "definitely" I've ever seen
Maybe he meant "defiantly."

- snopes

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Why would this kid's mom touch his...That is just wrong. She should have told him to go wash it off in the bathtub or something.

And if she walked out on her family because of her own weird mistake, then she wasn't much of a mother, now was she?

The moral of the story??? Don't eat hot stuff and then touch your pee-pee, or your mother will abandon you.

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I can just see that glurge coming now.

This may sound like one of those Urban Legends, but I trust the source.

My father's sister's hairdresser's daughter's boyfriend's dog's original owner's mother's aunt was visiting a friend....


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Comment: lmao these ppl are soooooooooooooo stoopid who in hell wud make a
video tape of them selves makin lurve and not check they took it out the
camera i mean cum on is that thick or is that thick! and the anal stories
with poo cummmin outta the grls asses is jst gross !!!!!!!!!!!!

my friend finds this site a turn on :S

luv yas (no really)

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Anyone who spells stupid "stoopid" is well...just stupid.  -

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Comment: I read your article about the band book of Dr. Seuss and I wish you would get your facts strait before you put it on a web page. I guess you missed the in-depth documentary on Dr. Seuss on the Discovery channel. They had interviews with close relatives of Dr. Seuss about the band book. This book was removed from the shelves. So please do your research before you write something for the public to read. The book Do You Know what im going to do next Saturday was band and it was by Dr. Seuss.Please write the truth about the book.
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what band is the book about?
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I wondered that too.

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The band must be The Who.

All the Whos down in Whoville....

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quote:
Originally posted by Isaac3159:
Agreed, but what bothers me most is that he refers to a cartoon character as "hot!"

I agree with you, but how can any say that Trixie from Speed Racer was not incredibly hot!

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BeetleSkin, you have the distinct (dis)honor of, with your very first post, forcing me to clean bits of partially chewed mixed veggies from my keyboard after reading your post.

That has to be one of the funnier things I have read in quite some time!! And it is SOOOoooo true!! She was gaunt to the point of being starved... and had nasty hair! And those SHOES!! [lol]

Welcome aboard!!

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What's even funnier Malruhn, is:

I read Beetleskin's post in the fast monotone way that the dialogue in Speed Racer always had. Without meaning to.

I almost fell out of my chair when my eyes reached "Speed Racer".


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Comment: hey, i was at your website, and it says that the one where
aladdin says"good teenagers take off your clothes" they put as false well
i have watched that part over and over and every time i watch it it says
that, and well i think you should no it is true!

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^ What is this supposed to be? It looks like a guy rubbing his face with an Italian bread.

We now return you to this thread, already in progress.

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Thumbs up?

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What is this supposed to be? It looks like a guy rubbing his face with an Italian bread.
I'm never going to be able to see it as a thumbs-up again... [lol] !
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