Topic: Why 5-year-olds shouldn't be on the Internet
DemonWolf
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quote:Originally posted by Isaac3159: I can help you, Brittany.
1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Washington, D.C. 20500
Hmmm, this website has phone numbers for everyone who works at the White House except the President. Even Laura Bush has a phone number! No luck finding an e-mail adress.
NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? SHE MIGHT BE AN AL QAEDA SPY!!
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quote:Originally posted by snopes: Comment: CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO TALK TO THE PESEDENT BY SENDING ME HIS ADDRESS OR EMAIL ADDRESS! SINCERLY, BRITTANY
Dear Brittany,
The President of the United States (I assume you were referring to him, since that is the country where snopes is based) is George W. Bush. He speaks English. It appears that you speak English, which will be helpful. However, it also appears that you are fond of shouting, which is not a good thing to do when conversing with heads of state, unless you are a journalist waving your arms at a press conference. Perhaps that is the route you should take: become a journalist and go yell while waving your arms at a press conference.
Avril
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Comment: I'm sorry but may I ask you a question..... Would you weear underwear If u were that hot! I know I wouldn't
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Jay, Duck Hunter
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Geez. If this is a man, he's the kind that gives guys a bad name. If this is a woman, she's ignorant and/or pathetic. Either way, this person needs to get their head beat into a brick wall, like my smiley.
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quote:Originally posted by Isaac3159: I can help you, Brittany.
1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Washington, D.C. 20500
Hmmm, this website has phone numbers for everyone who works at the White House except the President. Even Laura Bush has a phone number! No luck finding an e-mail adress.
quote:Originally posted by snopes: Comment: iam a slave master part two his cousin dims i got a bitch in my base ment right a this moment an shes a virgin
slave master**
Okay..what happened to part one? and why does this person have my cow-orker in his basement? (Not that I happen to MIND he's got her corraled...but rest assured she is *not* a virgin)
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Ms Stressa, ducking all questions
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quote:Originally posted by snopes: Comment: iam a slave master part two his cousin dims i got a bitch in my base ment right a this moment an shes a virgin
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Yes, it does appear that slavemaster's cousin *is* dim....
Comment: WUT EVER!! i think u lie about everhything. yoyur site is SOOOOOOOOOOo BOHUS!!! *bogus l8r dude -Guy Man
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quote:Originally posted by snopes: Comment: iam a slave master part two his cousin dims i got a bitch in my base ment right a this moment an shes a virgin
slave master**
It sounds like "slave master**" is quoting lyrics, but I didn't come up with anything when I did a search by lyrics for "cousin dims" "I am a slave master" "slave master" or "bitch in my basement."
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Comment: ok i have a story that i heard from my friend. she says that it happened to her sister friends brother. OKay there is 2 11 year old kids playing in the backyard and eating hot tamales, you know those candys. well one kid has to pee so he goes and pees and decides to kind of jack off a little. well the hot tamale sticky ness is all over his hands and gets in his pee hole. he goes to his mom to tell her he got it in there while peeing so she startes trying to kinda pinch it out with her hands.. well the kid spluges all over his mothers hand. his mother is so embarassed she walks out on the family... the kid is now 16. this deffinatley deserves to be on your website.
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My single biggest spelling munchkin ever strikes again...and I think this is by far the worst spelling of "definitely" I've ever seen -- I've never seen a specimen with a double-f, a superfluous "a," and the "l" and "e" reversed...
Sorry, what was the comment again? Posts: 1251 | From: Michigan | Registered: Sep 2004
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Why would this kid's mom touch his...That is just wrong. She should have told him to go wash it off in the bathtub or something.
And if she walked out on her family because of her own weird mistake, then she wasn't much of a mother, now was she?
The moral of the story??? Don't eat hot stuff and then touch your pee-pee, or your mother will abandon you.
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Comment: lmao these ppl are soooooooooooooo stoopid who in hell wud make a video tape of them selves makin lurve and not check they took it out the camera i mean cum on is that thick or is that thick! and the anal stories with poo cummmin outta the grls asses is jst gross !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anyone who spells stupid "stoopid" is well...just stupid.
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Comment: I read your article about the band book of Dr. Seuss and I wish you would get your facts strait before you put it on a web page. I guess you missed the in-depth documentary on Dr. Seuss on the Discovery channel. They had interviews with close relatives of Dr. Seuss about the band book. This book was removed from the shelves. So please do your research before you write something for the public to read. The book Do You Know what im going to do next Saturday was band and it was by Dr. Seuss.Please write the truth about the book.
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quote:Originally posted by Isaac3159: Agreed, but what bothers me most is that he refers to a cartoon character as "hot!"
I agree with you, but how can any say that Trixie from Speed Racer was not incredibly hot!
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BeetleSkin, you have the distinct (dis)honor of, with your very first post, forcing me to clean bits of partially chewed mixed veggies from my keyboard after reading your post.
That has to be one of the funnier things I have read in quite some time!! And it is SOOOoooo true!! She was gaunt to the point of being starved... and had nasty hair! And those SHOES!!
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ranran yousei
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What's even funnier Malruhn, is:
I read Beetleskin's post in the fast monotone way that the dialogue in Speed Racer always had. Without meaning to.
I almost fell out of my chair when my eyes reached "Speed Racer".
ranran "not quite awake, and my brain makes one whole word out of a sentence" yousei
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Comment: hey, i was at your website, and it says that the one where aladdin says"good teenagers take off your clothes" they put as false well i have watched that part over and over and every time i watch it it says that, and well i think you should no it is true!
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