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Comment: i thought this was real at first! ya'll got me so scared i was
afraid 2 go 2 sleep! well i'm glad it ain't true!Just to tell u all i
don't believe in ghosts the stories just scare me!

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Comment: i am wondering how old are the free golde ritervers? i would also
like to know what pART OF CALIFORNIA ARE you guys lokaded at? i would like
a golden for a wedding gift it next mouth for a teachER she is relly nice.
and do you guys charg for shiping the puppies and if you do how much? i
just would like to know HOW LONG IT TAKES JUST IN kase your not close to
the area? OK WRITE BACK AND HAVE A GOOD CHRISAEMAS

SINSERLY,
ANDY

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Comment: the boy in the simth sisters murdered was my uncle this is very
true
just ask him yourself in the night he'll come for you !!!
watch your back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Comment: this site is sooo helpful and i think it must be true...i also
have a story about my dog...about a year ago my mom, my dog, and i went to
a park to feed the ducks and wen i through the bread she went in for it
but she can not swim and as she was tring to stay up she grew trid and
gave up as she went under i cried and prayed. i beged god to save her. but
she was still under the water just as i was about to give up...i saw her
come out from the water and swam to the land as she was carried by
something or someone it was truely a mricle!

And you can but that on your site!!

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OK, you bet...

But...but...don't most parks have leash by-laws?

But...but...If the dog can't swim, it's a little irresponsible to leave her frolicking free by bodies of water, then expect God to clear up your oversight, hmmmm? At the very least, Mom could've waded in there and helped out.

But...but...since when can't dogs swim? At least, enough to scramble what must've been all of about five feet max back to safety?

But...but...how do you know she didn't just catch a fortunate wave, or maybe some underwater rocks, that helped propel her up and onto the shore?

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Maybe it was not the dog, but the commenters mom? Maybe the maternal figure had a strange habit of chasing ducks after feeding them or collecting the not used bread crumbs to dry them, press them into little Virgin Mary figures and sell them on ebay?

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But...but...don't most parks have leash by-laws?
Most park authorities frown upon leashing up ones parents. I tried it but had to pay a fine. It's easier to let them run frolicking and then clean up after them.

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But...but...since when can't dogs swim? At least, enough to scramble what must've been all of about five feet max back to safety?
Dogs are natural swimmer, though if you'd seen my second dog, Teddy, swim, ye'd think he'd drown as well. But dogs can also dive, especially if there is something under water they think it edible.

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Comment: Hallopallo all!!!!!!!
Herezzionoppo is my song I made up about SNOPES!
IT IS AS FOLLOWS THIS CURRENT SENTENCE YOU READ:
(To the tune of Unite the Dead by Cannibal Corpse)
I LOOOVE YOU SNOPES
LETS HAAAAAAVE DA SECKS
AND IIIIIIIIIF YOU DON"T
I WILL KILL YOU
LOOOOLL JKJKJK
CHORUS:
Snopes- have urban ledgends
But- What they don't know
Is- that they are cool
YEAHYEAHYEAHEYAHYEAHYEAHYEAHHHH!!!

Thank you snopes. I hope you have fun, but please don't masturbate to the
song, even though it's really good.

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quote:
Originally posted by snopes:
please don't masturbate to the song, even though it's really good.

I think I'm going to "ejaculate" the contents of my stomach into the nearest receptacle.
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